DangerousMinds

Shrug. I got really tired of seeing Elisabitch going sleeveless too.

They could always wake up bright and early the next morning and try then:) Mornings can be good. Seriously, they have the rest of their lives for sex, no need to worry about it. My parents were married in the 50's in Michigan, had very little money, and had a full brunch and dinner at their wedding. My mom saved and put everything she had into it - once in a lifetime! And they are still married today. I don't know about reception dresses, but I know "going away" dresses/outfits have been popular for many, many years. Women in retirement homes will tell you all about theirs! I don't know - if you know what you're doing, it can take quite some time! I do find the whole tone of all that "advice" to be creepy. I like my partner to be as into sex as I am, or it's not fun for me. And both men and women can take care of things themselves if their partner is not in the mood. Maybe someone bought Jill a "back massager" from Walmart?

That is incredibly good information! I hope that was part of Michelle's special honeymoon package, but somehow I doubt it.

I am shocked that Sal actually used the grammatically correct "personally" instead of the dreaded "personal," as I've seen frequently.

From the Starcasm article: "She’s (Mullet) also prepared a “little bridal package” of things that will help Jill on her honeymoon, although she admitted “Jill is very understanding of a lot of things because she’s a midwife and she’s helped a lot of mothers.” What kinds of "things" do you think were included in the bridal package?

Right, I wish someone had bought her a vibrator instead of a gun. Happiness is a warm gun, hehe. It sounded like a very apt comparison to me.

Tori will never admit her eating disorder. She recently claimed that she "eats like a horse".

Thanks to you all who watched this episode so I don't have to!

Hell, she was on the bus touring with the Rolling Stones as their photographer before Princess Kanye was even born. Idiot.

The nannies need assistants? SMDH, utterly ridiculous.Delusional Kanye strikes again: 'You can't effect change from inside the White House': Kanye West hits out at Obama as he declares he's 'on a mission from God' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2662930/You-effect-change-inside-White-House-Kanye-West-hits-Obama-declares-hes-mission-God.html

I can't get past the gun.

Maybe she's still in the honeymoon phase because they just took their 2ND honeymoon in 3 weeks. Europe wasn't enough apparently, they had to go to Mexico too (so Kimmy could tweet pictures of her half naked, aGAIN). They stayed in a villa owned by scumbag Joe Francis, ugh.

IMHO Kendall (and Kylie) have been dressed so inappropriately lately. You're still teens kids, you're not 35! Sad to me.

Loved when Bruce made a comment to Kimmy about her learning to cook, and she replied "well, I'm getting married, I need to figure it out". Kim - once again, this is your THIRD marriage. Didn't she claim she cooked all the time for her first husband?

Yes, Kimmy, you will stay in the honeymoon phase forever. This is your 3rd marriage, you've seen other marriages around you all your life. The honeymoon phase just does not last forever, you pathetic ignoramus. Good luck with that.

Kanye's at it again. From Fader: http://www.thefader.com/2014/06/17/kanye-west-beats-by-dre-cannes/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheFaderMagazine+(The+FADER+Magazine+Posts) "Kanye West took the stage at the Cannes Lions festival yesterday to speak on a panel for a seminar titled “Technology, Culture, and Consumer Adoption: Learning to Read the Cultural Landscape.” Maybe married life is doing Yeezus well; according to Adweek, West was reportedly smiling, laughing and conversing about everything from Apple’s recent multi-billion-dollar deal with Beats by Dre to how the internet is “fucking ugly.” Here’s a few highlights: “After [steve Jobs] passed, I made it my life’s mission to do what he did inside of that company. I dream to help raise the palette and raise the taste level of a generation and also be involved with the production and distribution and advertising of that thing everyone’s begging for.” “Now, can you imagine telling someone who just wants to Instagram a photo, the No. 1 person on Instagram, that we need to work on the color of the flowered wall? But the fact that the No. 1 most liked photo has this certain aesthetic on it was a win for what the mission is—of raising the palette.” “The reason I said I didn’t like Samsung particularly is because throughout my entire life, because of how my parents raised me, I have to work with the No. 1. I can’t work with anyone but Jay Z, because he’s No. 1. I can’t be with any girl but Kim, because that’s the girl whose pictures I look at the most and get turned on by. I’m not going to represent any company but Louis Vuitton, because that’s No. 1. … Samsung is not quite Apple, but it showed that Jimmy [iovine] and Dre would be able to connect with the No. 1 influencers.” “The world as a whole is fucking ugly. The Internet as a whole is fucking ugly, too. But I’m not in the construction business.” So - Kimmy is just a "girl" whose pictures he gets turned on by. What happens when her looks fade? I "almost" feel sorry for her because she's seen by the world AND her husband as nothing but a real-life blow-up fuck me doll.

Now that one sounds good! Recipe?

Let's hope she adds an adoption to that collection.

IIRC they already have quite a bit of household help, including more than one nanny. No reason for Candy to pay for that. And Dean has recently been working on Chopped Canada.

I still could not care less, except for the fun I have here snarking on them.

I think Vee's ability to come across as warm and caring at times is all a part of her manipulation. And master manipulation at that.

Hmm, I was under the impression that Alex was the one and only girlfriend Piper has ever had. Were there supposed to have been others?

Some of the unvaccinated in California are immigrants from other countries, many of whom can't get and/or afford medical care here. And so they and their kids may get whooping cough (or other diseases). I am in my 40'S and live in Ohio, and my doctor just gave me the shot as well as she said many elderly around here are coming down with it. I'm not sure what's going on.

Well, I noticed from that linked exchange that Sherri does not know the difference between "their" and "they're". No surprise THERE.

Definitely Kimmy's boobs look different now than they did just a couple years ago. What do you think she had done? They look somewhat smaller and more buoyant, like she no longer even needs a bra to hold them up. Not natural at all!