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This made me laugh (which, in turn, scared my dog). I love white chocolate. That being said, as another poster noted, (can't do multiple quotes on the phone) I'm not having a chocogasm whenever I bite into it. A N D, I feel really cheated! I had a Rolo the other day and...NO slow motion anything happened, nobody wanted to cater to me and, no cheesy 70's porn music could be heard in the background. Bastards. ;-p

I was wondering if he did bail out on her since he wasn't at the "final inspection". I think one of the hauler guys had it right when he commented that she was "45 going on 4". She was annoying (with so many examples to choose from) when she came across the trophy for the "Miss Nevada" or "Miss Las Vegas" pageant and kept announcing that she should have won the whole thing. It felt, many times, that Alicia was auditioning for something, anything. Robert needs to run as fast as he can in the opposite direction before he gets suffocated in Alicia's mess.

Maybe they are projecting into the future and that woman is Cawoline from e-Hawmony?

Even more annoying is when *dad* comes in after trashing his glasses. If I were that woman we wouldn't be heading back to the Walmart eye center. I'd be tossing 'em a roll of duct tape and instructing them both to tape up the broken ones. Do you see money growing on any of those trees outside? No? Take care of your things.

Add me to the list of people annoyed by "Superhero Boy" in the Sears' appliance ad. He's old enough to *not* be running around like that in the store and definitely to not use the dishwasher door as a launch pad. Equally annoying was the girl who Sears used in their last campaign who apparently left crayons in her pocket and they melted in the dryer.

Unless I'm missing something, I haven't seen anything particularly fabulous about Whitney's life. It's been a tedious version of " Simon Says" ('cept it's name here is "Production Says"). I think she's a bit delusional. She has no dance career. Reality tv is not a career. There's been nothing compelling about her/her story to warrant a second season, IMO.

Yes! Thank you! I was disappointed that Helen will be continuing on. I thought there was a design disconnect between the bodice and the skirt. It looked like a nightgown to me. While Michelle's really didn't break new ground, I thought it looked nice. I kept expecting Dmitri's model to do The Charleston on her way down the runway. I liked Sonjia's look the best. I couldn't wear it but I imagine a young star wearing it. I liked the "dog break". Didn't like the fashions but liked the dogs. I thought one of the dog's expressed my sentiments about tonight's challenges most eloquently when they left the deposit on the carpet. As to the "design off", I thought Alyssa stated to select three pieces. If that's the case then Michelle would have been within the guidelines. I'm not self-abusive enough to watch it On Demand to see. It was still crap though. Helen's "breakdown" didn't feel sincere to me at all. I remember her interview in her season where she bragged about how bad-ass she was as a designer yet all she did was send out crappy stuff and cry. Thank goodness this season is just about over.

I saw most of Donald's episode yesterday. It appeared as if his mom (who was maddeningly enabling) was gaining weight as well. I'm a therapist and I've done some evaluations on individuals who were looking to have the gastric surgery done. One in particular I really couldn't give the green light to. She was an alcoholic and just wanted to look good in her dating profile pictures. She even brought a bag of candy to the evaluation. The doctor did the surgery anyway.

I just caught the beach episode yesterday. Something about the whole episode just felt forced / not genuine to me. Having had issues with weight I can understand the struggle. Getting the PCOS diagnosis (not wanting to have kids, the fertility piece didn't bother me as much as the hair loss where I wanted it and sprouting it where I didn't was annoying). Having to take the anti-androgens to reduce the testosterone levels in my system. Yeah, I get that weight becomes a challenge. One of the first things my doctor spoke to me about was weight. That being said, I also had to be out in the world. I've held down a job (funny thing about landlords, utility companies, banks, etc...they want their money.). And, even though they really can't afford it, my parents offered to help out financially. I just believe there comes a time in a person's life where they stop looking to mom & dad to pay their bills. I also took part in activities I enjoyed or had an interest in. I had relationships as a large woman. Have been fortunate to be in a long term relationship with someone who wasn't a "chubby chaser" but someone I had some common interests with. So, I guess I agree with what some others have posted. I think Whitney comes off as narcissistic, entitled, somewhat immature, attention seeking woman. Not sure what you're trying to convey, Whitney, but for me, at least, I'm not sure I'm interested enough to sit through 5 more episodes.

<insert uncontrollable laughter here> That was fantastic! The designs were underwhelming. I wouldn't have worn any of them. I thought Helen's was awful. That lace looks like it would begin to itch after a while. The color felt more suited for a funeral than a wedding. I've never heard of a circus dress before. I guess you really do learn something new every day. I do agree with others in this thread that if you want to see "All Star" designs, give the designers more time.

Like most of you I thought this episode was ridiculous. Never would I buy whole chickens to just use the wings for a SB party or anything else. The whole squid ink thing just sqicked me out. As others have noted, why not just show them how to cook pasta correctly (since they probably grab the 3/$1 boxes when shopping) then teach 'em how to make their own to compare the taste. And I'm so glad David is gone. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

That was bad and I was totally distracted by the horrible patterned dress she wore when telling them their challenge. That god-awful Rorschach ink blot pattern that settled on her crotch. My inner fifth-grader viewed it as an x-ray on her genitals. I'm also convinced, at this point, that she's carrying either a toddler or a pony.

This is the one that aired repeatedly last night. The other one, with the pronunciation coach, aired just once. I'm not likely to forget how much it'll cost to file my state taxes (federal is free!) but...WTF. Why is the guy yelling at the end of the warehouse ad after being asked why he was pronouncing it the way he was? Makes no sense.

I don't get the H & R Block ads where there is exaggerated pronunciation of 9.99. And it seems that it was the only ad that the station I was watching last night had to air.

I was was watching on a crappy, bajillion years old tv and saw those threads. I remember thinking I hope that isn't what he's considering Avant Garde.

I've seen this ad throughout the holiday season...the Nationwide one where the burglars steal the holiday items. Is it also an ad for Energizer batteries because those holiday decorations stay lit as they're tossed into the van and the van drives off.

I thought perhaps my contact lenses were failing me when I saw Oliver. I kept wondering if that was indeed his chest or an incredibly ugly shirt.

I don't mind the men's Joe Boxer ads but I hate the pregnant women's version. Ick.

I really dislike the ad for, I think, Overstock.com where the woman is commenting on all the new furniture and accessories they need in order to entertain for the holidays. New furniture? Really?! If people have an issue with what I have in my apartment, they can stay the hell home.

Surely you jest! Wilma at least would wear a cinched dress to accentuate her 3" waist and wear bold rock necklaces (" thoughtfully" chosen from all of her other bold rock necklaces from the Bedrock accessory wall, I'm sure.)

Oh, Josh. What a stupid, stupid thing to do, knowing full well by signing the contract (you did read it, right?) that pot use wasn't ok. Like another poster, I missed how he came to be busted for it. That said, there should have been a double elimination and Chris should have had to close up shop. Now, I'm not an artist (can't do stick people with a ruler) but, that DNA helix looked more like a rope ladder blowing in the wind.

There really needs to be a category "Ads that make you gag or barf". I hate, hate, HATE the Cookie Jam ad with that woman licking what we're supposed to believe is a display window. Who does that?! Geez, even the kid in the Werther's Caramel ads has more restraint. <shudder>

Not sure where to put this since there isn't a category for" fast food place ads that make you want to hurl"....What kind of drugs had to be ingested to come up with the Frito Pizza? Like we don't consume enough junk food as a nation as it is? Something about it looks so barf-worthy whenever it's on. Ick.

I thought he looked like he was lost from "Breaking Amish".

Didn't have a favorite in this so I can't say I'm disappointed. Didn't like Amanda's clothing but I'd wear the jewelry. I thought Kini's final outfit looked 'off'. With the different color fabric in the front, and where it was placed, it looked like the model was wearing her underwear on the outside of the dress. I liked the loopy blue dress that Char made but I'd have to be 100 years younger than I am and weigh 12 pounds in order to successfully wear it. Sean. . Fringe. My cats try to save me from my shoe laces. Fringe would send us all over the edge.