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I'd watch an hour of static before I'd watch any football game. At least this show is a bit better than static.

Jimmy Fallon roasted Clare during his monologue after this week's episode. REALLY made fun of her, including doing a hair-tossing imitation of her, when she sat down with the guys and none of them stepped up to talk with HER. Also showed the nude dodge-ball scene. I'm guessing Kimmel had plenty to say about last episode too. I need to look for his monologue online. Since he's ABC, he's obligated to talk about Bachelor/ette after every episode.

I was wondering about that, and wondered if any of the guys running were ones "he" brought as teammates. Anyone know? I wonder if their runs were shown, WWWA's or just cut entirely. Guilty by association. I guess glasses dude Will D Beast took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet. And again, he makes some poor PA dive to retrieve his glasses. Akbar about Michael Torres: "He's got stretch jeans on!" Matt about Dougie Fresh: "Dougie's got a shoe malfunction!" I have to say I am a Dougie Fresh fan, probably because of his cool pants, the same kind I would be wearing. Felt bad he fell. Felt bad Lance fell too. And Dad Bod Ninja continues to rock. I guess he's not a weatherman any more. Last I checked, he was a part-time meteorologist and full-time ninja-gym guy. I am always amazed that some guy who is so normal and regular looking, not all buffed and ripped and looking in the mirror all the time, shows all those muscle-bound dudes how it's done. I yelled so loudly at Jessie Graf that I woke up my dog and scared her. At least Jessie was legit 12th. Again they showed some guy in the bottom right of Jessie's Zoom "family" but didn't say who he was. Stop it, show!

Thanks @blueray. Weird they cut into tv to announce that since I read it/heard it early this a.m. Like we didn't all know that anyway. It is irritating when Jeopardy gets preempted, it's one-half hour of escapism taken away from us, so I feel your pain.

The best part of this show was learning Cole wrote for The Onion. That's my favorite newspaper, I read it every day. I've always wanted to meet Onion writers because they have to be so smart and so funny at the same time. Plus they are all first-class writers. My only comment is a nit pick. The clue "Exercise the Boston breed of this frequently; it's not only big dogs that need to be highly active" really was wrong. Yeah, it's a Boston Terrier, but it's not a TERRIER, a Boston is a non-sporting dog and a terrier in name only. It's no more a terrier than a Yorkshire Terrier, which is a toy breed. The Non-Sporting group is for dogs that don't fit any other category ... Sporting, Hound, Working, Herding, TERRIER. The Boston doesn't hunt or go to ground or do any terrier things. It also does not need much exercise, and is a good apartment dog. Why didn't they say "Exercise the Scottish breed of this frequently ..." because Scotties are indeed very real, tough TERRIERS, rough and tumble dogs. /rant over/ Side note: I've shown Bostons and they are not my favs to handle since their neck is the same width as their heads and I keep thinking the lead is going to slip right off. If I had watched that Bryan Cranston movie instead of skipping it (I love Cranston), I would have remembered FJ. ETA: What news report? I watched local and national news and didn't see anything unusual.

Tarantula facts! The Texas brown tarantula is the one found in Arkansas. They live in dry, upland areas like the Arkansas River Valley and the Ozark and Ouachita Mountains. This species is also found in Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana and along the Mexican border. They are commonly kept as pets. Interesting fact: Female tarantulas won't just accept any male. If she doesn't like the one that finds her, she may kill and eat him before he can escape. Heh. Females have been documented to live more than 40 years while males, just one. Maybe because of the mating thing.

And what was she wearing when she and Benoit got engaged? No one seems to mention him, not Clare, not the guys, not the show, no one. And yeah, if Juan Pablo had picked her, she would have just been dumped later, when the camera was no longer on her. She needs to thank JP for getting her this gig and the four other ones she's had on this franchise.

The funny part to that is today they said Maddie Kahan is originally from Agoura Hills, California. However, now she lives in San Francisco. The show is playing with us. I got six TSs. Bachelor watchers should have easily gotten Mesa Verde.

Who says anyone wants to marry her? Oh yeah, that's what those right-reasons guys are there for. Right-reason guys, raise your hands ... *crickets*

Clare: "Just so you know, (the porn and making you strip on national tv and staring at your dicks and ass and even making CH stare at your bare asses and all the humiliation you felt and still feel) was all in good fun." Alrighty then. THAT makes everything better.

Yeah, that was harsh, but dude needed to do some homework while he was quarantined. I mean, didn't he have access to google because Clare did. Good thing she said his name because I don't know who any of these guys are. Name tags, please.

Isn't that Band Boy Kenny?

Bennett is like the Two-Faced Woman on Seinfeld. Glasses on = Hot. Glasses off = Not so much So are all those guys "holding on" to something behind the black box with their right hands while their left hands/arms swing naturally? Geesh.

Good luck finding one in this season of this franchise.

So someone took all the blue team's clothes so they had to walk home naked? WTH is that about. Maybe someone thinks that's funny, but I'm not one of them. I feel sorry for these guys. Being embarrassed on top of being stuck with Clare, now that I've gotten to know her better tonight. I might take my chances with COVID.

If she did and that was all real, then Clare is one big gigantic RED FLAG and all those guys need to step out and wait for ... "NEXT." Watching a bunch of naked guys playing dodge ball or any kind of ball is def NOT on my bucket list. I'd be so gone if I were the B-ette. The 60s shortie shorts are funny. Take them off ... not so funny.

If some guy wanted to do this on our first date, it would be our last date.

Is this Jason guy some gonna-be serial killer or something? WTH is up with this horrible "date." A million times WORD to this post. WTH is happening. This is so wrong. If Jason doesn't get that rose, he might just off himself right there at the La Quinta.

Clare asks this guy (Jason): "Did you see my season?" WTH. He just saw the end (when Juan Pablo doesn't choose her!) which means he saw that recap while quarantined. So Clare was so broken by JP? What about her engagement to Benoit? She's not going to mention that? This date SUCKS. It's so full of BS I can't even follow it. Gah. Kill me now.

CHRIS BUKOWSKI! Yes, @leighdear! He's a Bukowski look-alike!

Oh, that's Wildlife Blake back at the house that is IMO attractive. Except he's pouting that he didn't get the date. The guy next to him who did get the date looks like that one Bachelor who keeps coming back every season. I'll have to work on his name ...

All the guy were sitting around. Clare comes out and they all do a toast to whatever and says what a fun time the day was. Then there's a silence ... and Clare got all po'd because no one said "Can I steal you for a moment" like EVERYONE in this franchise is suppose to do. Finally, Bennett said he'd like to spend some time with her. They walk away but she doesn't even want to talk with him, she wants to go back and bitch out all the other guys for not climbing all over her and wanting to "steal her away" and fight over her. Big UGH.

Wow, Clare ditches Bennet and leaves him sitting alone in some room, abandoned. Then she bitches out all the other guys. Deja vu Juan Pablo! The guys didn't have a clue what they were suppose to do when she came over to their group, were they going to do some competition or what. That's on Clare if she expects guys to be able to read her mind ... before she gives it to them! Yeah, not thinking she's such a catch after all.

Oh, guy with glasses next to Clare is a hottie. Me likee glasses on a guy. LOL! Clare has to ask these guys if they want to spend time with her. Hee-larious. OMG, glasses guy is Bennet. Ha ha!

It had to be a producer set up with things being given to each guy by TPTB. Maybe the boys got to pick, but they probably were not told what the thing was for. If some dude really brought dog perfume and another guy really packed his fav baseball ... 'bye. Strip down coming? WTH. This is 100 Shades of Grey. Not sure I can last this episode much less Clare's truncated season.