FlowerofCarnage

I read over at Teen Mom Junkies that Kail text a few guys from school, asking them to hang out and Javi found out. Can't say I feel sorry for him.

I am all for them purchasing an expensive new home if it leaves them with no money to get more hideous and creepy tattoos.

Oh Kail, you lying liar who lies: http://www.wetpaint.com/2014-04-16-recap-kailyn-lowry-admits-slap-javi/

Oh when the gravy train stops and those two are going to have to actually live off of Airman and dental assistant( I don't see Kail finishing that degree) salaries.

Way to go, Ellaria. You killed an innocent girl(something Oberyn staunchly opposed) and ensured the destruction of the family of your beloved and possibly, your country. I have no doubt Oberyn is rolling in his grave!

Is there anyone in Westoros who doesn't know about Cersei and Jaime's twincest?

"Big Papi"??? More like Big Pendejo!

Jo is moving to Delaware to be near Issac??? I would move to be closer to my son too if he had Single Latino Male Javi for a step-dad! And speaking of Javi, I guess Kail actually knocked some sense into him and he realizes he married a grifting she-hulk and now he wants a divorce. Jenelle complete lack of self-awareness continues to amaze me! She has zero shame or remorse for her trashy behavior. Have to say I think I experienced the maximum amount of schadenfreude a person can feel seeing Nathan pleading with Jenelle and crying in the back of the squad car. Serves him right to experience Jenelle's trashy, vindictive ways since we all know he is using her. Can't wait to see Leah go through her second divorce in less than 5 years!

So Theresa gets to meet little Nova Scotia next week! I guess Amber doesn't want to hear the truth about her relationship With Rick Moranis.

Sophia is in for a world of hurt with those looks and that attitude. We all know the real reason Carly will not be present at the reunion. How long before someone runs to the tabloids about Ryan's suspected drug use. April married again? This is marriage number?

Every time I look at Daario I can't help but thinks he looks like he works at a coffee shop in a gentrified part of Merreen! I swear Littlefinger is the Poppa Pope(Scandal reference) of Westeros. raise your hand if you miss Tywin. He would have shut down the Westerosi Taliban with a quickness.

I refuse to believe that Ryan isn't on something; he was totally spaced out while talking to Maci about the accident and a few weeks back, he seemed spaced out when talking to his friends about Farrah and her "furjinah". And don't get me started about him admitting on national TV that he doesn't put his child in a car seat as mandated by law. I wonder if Jen and Larry know about this? Sophia looks just like Derrick and that's not a good thing! I bet 6 years from now, Tyler will give the same speech about going back to school because he has a kid to take care of.

As soon as I saw AAA aka Adedbisi, I was hoping he would call Tyrion or Jo ah a "muddafukkah".

I thought Corey said they were going to wait a few years, enjoy the marriage before having kids? Anyway, congrats to them. Miranda looks like she will be an excellent mother.

I read on IMDB that Kristina cheated on and left her hubby of 9 years to be with Gary. Now, I want to know how awful the ex -husband was that Gary seemed liked viable alternative.

Reminds me of the "fans" who tell Jenelle how great of a mom she is and how anyone who says differently is a "jealous hater".

Is it wrong that I want Christina and Amber to tag team Gary's ass? What a piece of shit he is!

Brandon and Teresa don't have to involve a lawyer. They can simply stop sending pics, updates and change their number, etc. and would be within their right as Carly's legal parents to do so.

I don't think the thought that Carly may not want a relationship with her birth parents when she becomes an adult has ever crossed C& T's minds. I caught the rerun of the current episode yesterday and I am throughly convinced that Brandon and Teresa wanted to have that meeting with Catelynn and Tyler to formally close the adoption or severely limit contact. When Teresa said, "it's been six years since.... I took that as , it's time for everyone to move on.

I finally got around to watching the Teen Dad special that aired a while back and one thing that stuck out to me was how engaged Ryan was with Bentley compared to what we are seeing in the current episodes. What the hell happened? Bentley seemed to enjoy being with his father outside the situation of Ryan moving out of his parent's house. Ryan went to pick Benthey up at school, had a conversation with his teacher about Bentley's little quirks. Now, Ryan can barely get out bed to exchange custodyat the agreed upon time and Bentley cries when having to spend time alone with Ryan.

I wonder if Brandon and Teresa wanted to meet with Tyler and Catelynn to formally closed the adoption but Dawn and her Bethany bosses convinced them not to because of the potentially negative PR. How would it look if Bethany's star spokespeople for open adoption had their adoption closed on them!

I don't want to fat-shame but I can't get over the fact that Gary found anothe person to have sex with him and he didn't have to pay them for it. I read on another board that some of C&T's batshit crazy fans dug up Brandon's employment information and urged others to call him to persuade him (and Teresa) to change their minds about the "no recent pics on social media" rule. I really hope it that isn't true or if it is, no one contacted Brandon. I really feel for them because they probably want to close the adopton so bad but if they do, it could invite possible harassment from crazy ass fans.

Just when i thought Javi couldn't get anymore creepy, he goes and does this: http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/javi1.jpg Someone said that Lincoln looks like the kid from Pet Cemetery. LOL

I want Carol to take Father SnitchBitch on a flower sightseeing tour! Nice to see Mullet Man's balls finally drop!

I am still trying to process Princess Cray-Cray peeing on Ragnar's wound! Even though they parted on bad terms, I don't see Rollo taking Siggy's death too well! I doubt Judith was Athelstan's first. He's adopted so many Norsemen ways and I am sure their attitudes toward sex was one of them. Lol.