FlowerofCarnage

What is it with this show and Arnold Schwarzenegger? I am calling it now, Desna kills Roller for real in the season finale. So...Polly is way more than just a pathological liar and grifter. I hate that Desna has a guilty conscious in regards to killing Roller. Fuck him! He was so disrespectful to her and had nothing to offer but sex.

That "can I speak to your manager" hair cut she was sporting at the reunion didn't do her any favors.

I think Larry is a reluctant enabler for lack of a better term. What can he generally do besides cut Ryan off...which he did when Ryan allegedly stole his tools and sold them. What can he really do with super-enabler Jenn always coming to Ryan's defense?

I think it was just pills back then and he recently graduated to heroin.

And here we all thought Ryan didn't work because of Teen Mom or a TBI. Also, wasn't it reported the he and his girlfriend at the time( i think her name was Shelby) were evicted from their apartment for owing several months rent? I wonder where the rent money went?

Cate's yellow and black outfit screamed Henchman 21 from The Venture Bros. Looks like they get called out for using Booger Sugar Butch as a babysitter next week.

Mackenzie knew exactly what she was doing by reading that letter; deflect from her behavior during Cargate(as I like to call it). Also, she is no better than Maci because both of them are using Ryan for an MTV check.

Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Helen Keller could see that Ryan is on drugs and Mackenzie claims didn't know? Girl, bye!

Uncle Daddy chowing down while a body is being dismembered a few feet away isn't the least bit shocking. Why does Desna put up with Polly? She is a pathological liar who ripped off the elderly.

I just read that the MacWidow( I wouldn't be shocked if she has policy out on Ryan or tried to obtain one), Hudson and Ryan are currently vacationing at some beach.

Didn't Ryan refuse to go to the hospital after the crash? Now, I wonder if he refused because he thought he would be tested for controlled substances?

I had no idea this clip went viral. I thought it was just a local Philly thing. The good ol route 66 bus which is nothing compared to the Market-Frankford line aka the Methadone-Frankford line. Imagine having to evacuate the train because someone OD'd? I think Ryan started with pills too and recently graduated to heroin as evidence by the fact that he is still alive.

I hate to say it but It's only a matter of time before Ryan comes across some fentanyl-laced heroin and it's lights out forever. Mackenzie is a straight up predator

I saw this on Tumblr and had to share it.

I imagine Mac at this moment, thinking " you're going to get me killed before I can get my piece of the Teen Mom pie"

Lol! I almost sprayed my computer with Starbucks. Lol. Yep Amber mistakes Leah being polite and respectful of the adults in her life for actually giving a damn about her mother's grifter boyfriend!

Kail telling Amber there is no rush to get married...of course there isn't, military benefits aren't involved. Oh, and course she is ok with Matt because he is a fellow grifter. Poor Bentley, I wonder how much he knows? Honestly, at this point, she needs to stop calling Ryan, focus Bentley and what she needs to do to help him through this.

Christ on a cracker! What did I just watch? I thought Ryan would slump over the steering wheel at any moment. And what the fuck is wrong with Mackenzie? Screw the cameras and try to get Ryan to pull over before he kills you both. Thank goodness the kids weren't at the wedding because chances are, they would have been in the car with them. Amber, take your anger and shove it! Matt had a soccer team of kids he didn't tell you about, moved himself him after meeting your for the first time, has rape allegations against him and is a known grifter. And stop bringing the daughter you don't give a fuck about into this! Yep, put your toddler in a crib with a huge box in it. Then give yourselves another pay on the back session for doing the bare minimum in life.

Either Roller is alive or he is laying pipe that good that you're having life-like dreams of him laying pipe! There is always someone who wants to touch our hair.

That might motivate Ryan more to not seek help. Lol He was never gung ho about fatherhood in the first place and wasn't all that concerned with the fact that Taylor is pretty much raising his son.

Matt probably thinks this guy is a sucker for doing so.

Did Catelynn and Tyler do any research on the housing market in LA? Of course not! These are the people who put in an offer on a house they've never stepped foot in.

Taylor couldn't look more disinterested in Maci's attempts to play Captain Save-an-Ex! How dare Amber question Christina about her attraction to Gary when she is shacked up with a greasy con-man with 50-11 abandoned kids!

I think the most Tyler and Catelynn will ever get from Carly when she reaches adulthood is a "thank you for placing me." and that's about it...especially if she has seen the show. I doubt the Baltierras will get themselves together in the next ten years and I can't see Carly openly inviting them and their dysfunction into her life. .