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Oh, Paige...”God is writing my story.” How about they matched you with s really crappy man! Virginia is so cute, but the constant drinking and sun damage will make her look 15 years older in just five years. Clara looks like Gwen Stefani, before she had a few cosmetic procedures. I’m on the fence about Haley and Jacob. So far, they appear to be happy. Vincent is so sweet & considerate.

Honestly, Paige should sue the producers and the experts. 🤬

Why did they get a dog? To use as a photo prop.

I never realized that he was 18 and she was only 14 when they met. They appear to be extremely happy now, but at those younger ages, it seems creepy and inappropriate.

They’re posting pictures of a family snow vacation, which means they’re filming and the entire vacation is being financed by UP tv. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’d certainly watch a spin off show with Geneo and Haley!! They were refreshingly likable and had fun with each other.

Palm Springs vs Palm Desert: They must have money just pouring in. And I love when they’re looking at an expensive home and proclaim, “The dog will love this backyard!” 🤷🏻‍♀️

While thinking about all the political news, I’ve finally decided this family, their friends, and their D family friends who arranged to get them on television are all hillbilly, under educated cult members. Sorry...

I’m already hooked on this show.

I just started Dream Home Maker this evening.

Maybe he has on the puffy jacket in warm weather because he’s sick....😳

Oh, just wait until the very young blonde wife in Vancouver, WA achieves her goals. Right now, she’s living in her mother-in-law’s home, and not working! She undoubtedly spends her days looking at Pinterest and dreaming of her perfect future children in their perfect future home. She seemed very entitled and unaware what her responsibilities will be as a wife (without her mother-in-law), busy mother, and homeowner.

It’s a girl, per their YouTube reveal 🥳

It seems like it's about time for Erin to announce another pregnancy 🤰

She can't delete here, so I'm assuming you mean she can delete her Instagram responses. They're all looking so relaxed about the pandemic, maybe because their God and their politicians will protect them? Once again, they're in their own bubble of blissful unawareness.

I'm shocked it's taken this long for a Bates family member (or a Duggar) to catch Covid. They are often pictured in large multi family gatherings, posing for pictures, no masks, no distancing.

Does anyone really say "my favorite colors are black, white and gray?"

Silly question: Why do Woody and Miles wear a stocking cap to bed?

Some of those family members would scare me off!!

I'd like to rate the entire family in order of intelligence. However, who would be number one? 🙄

Who is your vote for the most annoying newlywed, who needs counseling ASAP? I'm voting for Tash.😧

I'm guessing when the cameras aren't there, they all wear "I survived Roe v Wade" t-shirts. When it's time for pix, they're an advertisement for The Bates Sisters Boutique.

Seriously, who dresses up for a church service at home? Party dresses, high heels, a suit and necktie? Wrestling three young children to be ready for a photo op nearly every day? The family lives in a fantasy world

Is there a thread here for MAFS Australia?

I couldn't get to sleep, and I was thinking random thoughts 🤷 What if Meka had been matched with Greg from last season? He was an educated, high achiever.