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So he abused Anna, with Pumpkin in the bed with them. He most likely abused Pumpkin too and she was too young to remember or buried it. He was left alone with both girls. What a nightmare.

Wow what a Christmas special that would be!

I think Jim got press the same way Jill Zarin got press-by being the direct source for those online tabloids. Not sure Andy will look too well on that. Then again, what else can they do? If the show must go on, they have to have someone to film and who else would want to be on this show now?

Ooh trouble between Heather and her cute husband? That might be interesting. Though I like them together, and their kids are adorable.

Is Heather's yummy tummy that successful? Genuine question, the only place I've ever seen it was when Loehman's was going out of business, so it was on super clearance along with everything else.

That was the impression I got, that she is actually ready to spill the beans because she's done with him and pissed. It'll be awkard if he's still living there but would also probably make for good tv.

Ahh finally it makes sense. Well looks like these people were all made for each other.

Ahaha that tweet comes off as incredibly self-involved. Which no doubt Bethenny is. I am still crossing my fingers that likable Season 1 Bethenny is what comes back to the show. I remember her hawking her skinny cupcakes or something similar at a supermarket and making self-deprecating jokes about how no one wanted to even try them.

I re-read the statement and Feldman doesn't say that they made the request to the judge. She says "My client relationships are very important to me, however today's filing regarding Teresa's Bureau of Prisons designation request was not done with my knowledge or input." Which makes sense that she's pissed, I completely understand why she'd want to stop having Teresa as a client. But to me doesn't explain why she'd make such a spectacle of it. She's the PR person, her job isn't to become the story. I don't think I'd want to work with someone who would trash-talk me to the press if I decided not to take their advice. It's just odd. But then again, anyone who would take Tre on as a client, when she's known for not paying her bills, must be a little crazy themselves.

I don't quite get it either. It doesn't seem to be that requesting a specific location is unheard of, Martha Steward requested it too. It sounds like Wendy is pissed that Teresa did this without telling her, but wow for a PR specialist to make the story about themselves is kind of crazy. My guess is the Guidices didn't pay their bill.

Yeah I'd hardly say Tiny Jim made this season, when even with him and his level of try-hard I've never quite seen before, it was still incredibly boring. He's just so contradictory even in the things he "reveals" that they hardly feel like reveals. You all are making me want to watch Season 2 just to see how crazy Danielle really was!

I thought the twins did address it last night on WWWL? They said it's a disgusting lie and seemed pretty horrified that it was being said about their mother. On the show itself, God only knows what was said because the editing has been so choppy this season.

Can you imagine this? Teresa and the four girls all dressed alike with matching hot pink leopard suitcases trying to slyly sneak out of the country. I'm sure if they thought they could, they'd do it in a heartbeat though.

I haven't been able to find Season 2 online for free (I'm not a Hulu member) so I haven't seen the full Danielle meltdown, but I enjoyed her on Season 1. I wouldn't mind this.

Not going to lie, I'm excited to see Bethenny back on this show. She can be really witty and fun, and I always liked her so much better on RHONY than on her own shows. Maybe I just like single Beth better? But with Aviva gone, I'm not sure what this show is now. Everyone else gets along, for the most part. Sonja is a nutjob but she generally avoids full on feuds. Ramona is demoted and dealing with her divorce. I would love it to be a show that actually was about women living in NY, more of their parties and fantastic fabulous lives than the drama of the past few years, but I don't think the show has any plans to go back to that Season 1 feel. Very curious to see where Bethenny fits in. For some reason, I could see her mocking Caroline and her whole shtick.

Totally not unfair. She got a slight trim! Her two inch split ends are not going to help make a wig.

This makes me think that a better show than the sort of lame "Manzo'd with children" would be a show about Dina moving back in with Caroline now. Deal with whatever issues you have on camera, at least it'd be real. Unlike the current show, where the boys pretend to have moved back in with their parents.

Was Caroline shaving her face as some sort of smoothing thing? She said it keeps her wrinkle free, and she doesn't seem like a very hairy woman. I get a lot of facial threading, so no judgment from me on being hairy, but shaving would seem like the absolute worst way to solve that problem. Has anyone tried the Manzo boys's restaurant, Little Town? the yelp reviews are pretty dismal but I'm tempted just to see how it is. I wonder if they do well there.

Unless Andy is running Jim's twitter, that's just Jim. Corny and laughable is the best way he could possibly be portrayed.

I watched all three episodes in one sitting and in episode one where albie and Chris are throwing the football around, you can really see Chris's weight gain and it's all in his waist. His head looks proportionate to that body to me. The strange thing about Lauren is she's got a cute little figure now. And she's got big boobs too! And real ones. I know she has insecurity issues that go way back and I know this is her storyline but it's just annoying. Be happy with yourself and if you dislike this girl because she's trashy or seems ditzy or whatever own that.

Not to be completely shallow but it's odd to me how much Caroline would comment on Lauren's weight but doesn't seem to say a word to Chris, who looks downright pregnant. Everything seems fake and planned, which is par for the course but more boring when it involves this crew.

Forgot to mention, when Teresa was telling Gia about how she had her IUD or Norplant removed that it was a setup for her to get pregnant pre-sentencing? I think that ship has sailed by now but I would be shocked if there was an announcement in the next couple of months.

Victoria Gotti is famewhore trash like the rest of them and the idea that she should somehow be respected or revered because her father is a murderer really doesn't sit right with me. I expect that sort of storyline on Mob Wives but I thought RH was supposed to be about the wealthy and glamorous. I guess Tre changed all that though, being a felon and all. While it's completely true VG was the one going on national tv to spread that rumor, Tre was the friend giving her the opportunity. I do agree though that Teresa was phoning it in this season and doing what producers wanted to get her paycheck. It's such a circle of blame to go around this gross group.

So did these kids think Prof Keating wouldn't notice her rug missing? And then they told a cop they were getting rid of the rug too. They're leaving a huge trail behind them.

And Amber doesn't seem to actually work, does she? I can't remember what she got her masters in, but she seems to be exactly the kind of stay-at-home housewive she was deriding Melissa for wanting to be. Not to mention it's ridiculous to put someone down for that, because being a mother is incredibly demanding. But she married Jim to have that lifestyle too. Well I shouldn't expect her to make too much sense. That site might as well be run by Jim. I guess he's the only one who they can get as a source, but come on.