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I liked the hotel slumber party. It looked like they were having fun. Too bad they all ended up fighting after. Something about Caroline Flemming just seems so fake to me, like she's trying too hard to be the odd duck quirky girl.

Maybe she was trying to retweet but is #toodumb to #figureitout? Or she's a lying faker that made up fake fan accounts. I feel like they are almost equally plausible.

Lorena. Just like the kitchen, the yard is more her yard and Lola is more her dog. I live in LA, but I don't have time to brave traffic for that #triflingbitch. I'd rather spend my time doing productive things like making fun of her on the internet instead of working.

Shit is getting good. I'm all about gangsta LVP putting her foot up someone's ass. I'm all about Kyle and LVP being zany ride or die BFFs. I'm especially all about Rinna getting thrown under the bus. I'm rubbing my hands in glee in anticipation. I thought Erika looked amazing at the party. I liked LVP's look too, but i think that might just be because I like her with her hair up. I loved Kim saying she could be friends with Eileen if Eileen learned to MYOB. I'm not amused by Rinna's pill jokes or her stupid daughters. Overall a good episode and I think the first one I've been able to pay full attention to in forever.

To be fair James was only deferential to Ken because he was afraid to get his ass kicked. I don't know how much ass kicking Ken is doing with his replacement hip, but he could probably take James.

I'm so confused. How was paying Kristin in cash in front of everyone a huge dis?

I can't believe I'm watching this show. Damn me for being too lazy to change the channel after VPR. It's what Bravo was counting on. The more I see of the Winklevoss twins the more I think their faces got squished in the womb and never recovered. Carl and Kyle have names that are too close, so I can't remember which is which and then there's the asshole and the poor gay guy that has nothing better to do but be in other people's drama. The blondes girls that are not the Winklevosses are the try-hard fit model, the worried looking one, and the bitchy one that's far too in love with a plunging V-neck that's dating the asshole. I agree with the worried looking one that plunging V should have asked before bringing a bunch of interns home for the day. I also agreed with sober Carl/Kyle when he got up and walked away when the roommate BS started for the umpteenth time. I should have found the remote and done the same.

For real. And apparently without Mello Roos.

My hometown wasn't tiny, but it wasn't huge. I think the population was about 60k back then. We only had one high school and one continuation school for our town and all the surrounding smaller towns and unincorporated areas. My graduating class was ~1000 kids by the time we graduated (it was a few hundred larger when we were sophomores). Everyone didn't know everyone, but you at least knew of most people -- we all came from only 3 junior highs so if you didn't know someone you probably had a friend that came from their junior high that did. We had plenty of apartment buildings, but I don't think even the really nice ones had door men -- all the rich people had big houses over by the country club. We had a mall (small and not great stores), a crappy movie theater, an amphitheater, a library, a couple museums, a university, a hospital, a skating rink, an amusement park, a farmers market, etc. We didn't have a ton of big box stores, but anything we didn't have the big town 10 minutes away had and the richer big town 20 minutes away probably also had it but nicer. They opened up a second high school shortly after I graduated and a new movie theater was built around then. Now I think there are 4 high schools and they just opened a huge new shopping complex with a bunch of shops, restaurants, and movie theater. I think the population has grown to ~70k.

I thought she was crying because he even had to ask either because he was so depressed that he didn't feel he was worth saving or so brain damaged that he didn't remember their bond. Another interpretation could be that he was asking more in a why couldn't you just let me die way which would also be heartbreaking.

I took it sporadically for awhile for a shoulder injury (not caused by throwing myself at prison walls) and then more regularly for a couple of weeks postop after surgical repair of the injury. I always took the minimal dose and was never addicted but I still had mild withdrawal symptoms when I stopped taking it, so I can see it being pretty easy to get addicted to, especially when you're popping it like candy like Noah.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that wasn't in LA. If It was, I'd love contact info for your caterer.

I'd throw a shower with you :)

I don't think what they spent on the shower was outrageous. Especially given the quantity of guests and the fact that it was filmed. This is why I usually just throw showers myself, I don't want someone else's janky budget determining what I can do. A bridal or baby shower is a special event that's going to be remembered by the honoree, I'd rather spend some extra money and make it nice. I have collaborated successfully on showers but I've never tried to enforce an equal split. If I want fancy shit I'll pay for it.

Agreed, but what confuses me is Katie only has 7 bridesmaids, so I can't figure out who the 8th is. Did Scheena think Katie was chipping in too or maybe Arianna? Either way that $300 was going to cut into Scheena's fake eyelashes budget and she was not having it. I'd say that maybe nothing is the real Lala.

How many episodes are we going to hear about Katie paint shopping? It's not that fucking hard to find some dusky pink paint colors and buy samples. I've thrown a lot of bridal and baby showers and I've spent a lot of money. I don't think the honorees have ever known the party totals. Hell, I don't think I know any of the party totals. I'm not sure which side I was on until Scheena actually went to Katie about it. You don't do that. Also, whoever mentioned months ago about how Schwartz is just as bad as Katie but likes to paint himself as the cool nice guy was spot on.

Me too, because I don't think I'll be able to take 20 more pages of forum posts about it.

It was really nice of Erika to make sure to pack the caftan that Kyle gave her and be wearing it when Kyle arrived in Greece. It was a very thoughtful gesture and a great way to make Kyle feel welcomed when she got there.

When I saw a rich old guy that likes to talk about banging chicks with possible mental incompetency being edged out by his daughter, I immediately thought of Sumner and Sheri Redstone.

I think when you actually own a vacation home you go there because you want to, not because you feel like you have to. I think if you are renting there's more pressure to go because your time is limited, whereas if you own you've got a longer time horizon and you aren't just paying for the time there, but you've got the asset in your portfolio and future generations can possibly benefit from it. You can also rent out the ones you are not using and generate income. My brothers' living expenses in college were paid for by renting out various vacation houses. (and yes, I realize how that sounds, but trust me, these are not fancy joints for the most part)

Viacom has Summer Fridays (half day) between Memorial Day and Labor Day and I was always told it was to make it easier for everyone to get out to the Hamptons. I'm sure there are other companies that do the same thing. I guess there's also a bus called the Hamptons Jitney that runs between Manhattan and the Hamptons in the summer. So maybe things like that make it easier to get out there every weekend. I don't know, my dad has a vacation house about an hour/hour and a half from his house. It's where he docks his boat and keeps the RV and jetskis. He used to like to go there every weekend and it always seemed like such a pain in the ass to me even though we didn't have to pack that much because everything is there. Just having minimally load the car and then drive somewhere is too much effort for me that often. Now he's got another one that's about 7 hours drive that he's going to every 4-6 weeks. It's 90 minutes from me and I can't deal with making the drive every time he's there. I guess some people are made for it and some people are not.

I rewound the Rinna/Eden conversation about 4 or 5 times and still couldn't pay enough attention to follow it. What did get my attention though was Eden's tit trying to run away and escape out her armhole or something during her talking head. That thing is perplexing and I hurt my head trying to figure out where it was going. It definitely is not sitting right. Maybe I'll catch the second airing tonight and be able to pay better attention.

They went to El Coyote. It's a classic. I think it's been around since the 30s.

Signing an NDA for work is a lot different than signing an NDA over someone's married boyfriend. I've signed a shit ton of NDAs, bt I've never had to sign one because my friend's married boyfriend doesn't want me to blab about him flying us around in his private jet, but I guess maybe me and my friends are all ugly or don't have boobs since that's the only way to live in LA and have that not happen.

Of course Jax's dick went viral.