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I'm actually starting to like Erika, but for some reason I didn't feel anything, no sympathy and no empathy, when she talked about her grandma. My grandma, that I lived with for a couple of years in my teens, passed away last year (basically on my birthday, I think it was 12:30am the day after my birthday) after an almost 2 decades long battle with Alzheimer's. When she no longer knew who anyone was or where she was we put her in an assisted living facility for people with Alzheimer's. She was there for just over 10 years. She had long since forgotten how to walk and speak and couldn't even remember how to eat. She was a dried up husk when she died and in no way resembled the vibrant woman I knew and had been so close to. I can't think about it without tears at least trying to form. Yet I felt absolutely nothing when Erika talked about having almost the exact same experience. I have no idea why. I do not like Lisa Rinna and was excited and eagerly awaiting her take down over the last few weeks and actually a bit disappointed because I wanted more blood, but I felt sorry for her in the scene with LVP. I'm starting to see Rinna as being really pathetic. It seems like if you'd ask her to she'd eat a shit sandwich with a giant smile on her face, tell you how good it was, and ask for another. (well except the eating part)

I was working my way through some recent Watch What Happens Live episodes and during the one with Kate Upton and Ricky Martin they played a game where Kate gave clues about musicians and Ricky had to guess them. Kate's clue for Boy George was "he lives with Dorit." I nearly fell off the couch laughing.

Rinna using a straw isn't something I need to see. My eyes aren't going to fall out and I don't need brain bleach, but it still wasn't pleasant.

I'd say it is his sloppy drunken behavior around ladies that is a turn off. His drunk 4am antics roaming around the house alone swiffering and riding scooters are hilarious. I actually thought about this last night while watching the episode. I feel like there was something in this episode that made me laugh hard enough to scare the sleeping dogs, but I can't remember what. Maybe it was during VPR and not this show.

Have we seen the Sexy Unique Restaurant trucker hats before? Because I just about died laughing and seeing that spelled out in script on FI's head.

I was super confused by the numbers too. They made sure to say $50k multiple times and then I thought maybe the guy said X months rent and I just heard a month, but then they had him say 30 days. I couldn't figure out how a struggling little clinic that looked at $50k as such a huge life altering amount was also paying that for monthly rent. Then I started doing math on Mike's offer and gave up because the clinic shit made so little sense.

They must have done that right after FI got done memorizing this (maybe FI's shitty highlights are part of a commitment to method acting that rivals Joaquin Phoenix's)... Schwartz and Katie's "ain't nobody got time for fixing our problems, we've got a weeding to plan" mantra makes me cringe. Anytime Scheena opens her mouth to smugly give her thoughts on marriage makes me cringe too. That packing scene with her and Shay might have been funny if everyone didn't know the sad outcome.

If it weren't for quibbling over semantics, beating dead horses Eileen style, and debating over opinions for pages none of the RHOBH episode threads would have posts past Wednesday of the week they aired and would all probably be about 2 pages long.

There was also the scene she set up of her and her kids cooking and they each took servings that looked like about 3 bites and acted like a little cheese was going to make them balloon up. I'm also of the mind that she starts fights at all the HoWives group meals so that no one will notice that she's not eating.

The problems looked mainly cosmetic and Lisa probably has a contractor she works with for all the restaurants. It means she probably got a good deal because everyone else was scared off by some holes in the walls and missing fixtures. Good for her. It may be that you eat food and are still skinny, but we've seen that Lisa Rinna doesn't really eat. She's been shown to have low self esteem and no doubt her starving herself stems from that, so I guess I kind of feel sorry for her because it must be a tough existence, but it doesn't mean she doesn't look bad. She's trying so hard to make herself more attractive with the not eating and plastic surgery, but sadly it's having the opposite effect.

Made it through. Hate Rinna even more than I did when I was only 8 minutes in. Also, her dress at the awards looked like shit on her. It just hung down limply from her bony shoulders and the plunging neckline just made her look even skinnier than she already is.

I think she was calling out to Lorena, her poor housekeeper.

I'm 8 minutes in. I hate Lisa Rinna. I don't know if I'll be able to make it much farther.

I don't eat nuts because I don't like the mouthfeel (also I'm allergic, but not enough that it would stop me). The most harassment I get about it is teasing over not liking the feel of nuts in my mouth.

She owns a couple of pilates studios One is next door to my doctor's office, so I've seen it, but I've never been. I think she owns a salon and maybe something else, but can't remember what and she probably has at least a little family money. I think her ex is a director or producer so she might get decent child support. All said though, her finances are more Brandy Glanville than Lisa Vanderpump.

What I find shocking is that Delilah is continuing to book shows. You also have to sleep with PK.

Not enough blood for me. I was hoping they'd go in much harder on Rinna. I'm sure Erika's party dress was designer, but I wasn't a fan of the boob bulls eyes.

They've been going to therapy for years. I think they even had a fight earlier this season because Tom went to see their therapist without Katie and then Katie rage ate some lettuce over the sink.

Scheena, you are not from LA. You are from Azusa.

I was grinding my own meat and chopping a lot of crap, not to mention all the cooking. It'd take me half a day to shop for their food and the entire next day to prepare it and package it up, so I'd make 3 to 4 weeks worth at a time. It was really a pain when I traveled just because of time suck and planning involved in making sure I had enough of their food made and it was weighed out and packaged in individual portions. I'm happy to have found a pre-made frozen option that I can just pick up at the store very week or two. They'd always eaten a raw grain-free organic grass-fed human grade diet, but on top of that I had to find one made of pork and with limited ingredients and that didn't cost and arm and a leg. I swear, these dogs are as bad as that one time when Zooey Deschanel was on Top Chef and her list of restrictions was about 3 miles long.

I see it every time I go to Whole Foods, but usually end up looking at my cart and realizing I'm already spending too much and don't buy it. My brothers both moved to Hawaii and moved back within a year or two. It didn't click for them and they hated it. But we have family friends that live in the same area and love it. I think you really hit the nail on the head. I know how to cook rice, but don't always feel like it. I especially don't feel like it if one of my dogs are sick and need it at every meal.** It's nice to be able to just have the small amount needed in a couple of minutes rather than waiting 20-30 (also, if my dog is that sick, I'm probably tired and short on time from running around the to vet). I also like it if I'm making a quick lunch. I don't have time to spend in the kitchen during the day, but I can throw together a quick bowl out of crap from the fridge and frozen rice in under 5 minutes and get back to work. Sometimes I'll make my own frozen rice out of leftover rice that I've cooked. **My dogs have allergies and I home cooked all their meals for over a year while we were working to figure out what the deal was. It is a time consuming PITA. So I'm kind of over cooking for dogs.

So did the modeling cause the cancer or just fail to prevent it? Kelsey wouldn't have been such a douchecanoe if Camille hadn't previously modeled?

No, the poster you are correcting was correct. Caroline and Yasmine were shown shopping together in a quick cut. I think Yasmine was talking about buying rainbow things or something equally silly to tease her mom.

Too early to tell, but it looks like nope. So far it seems the imposter team are criminal con-men that are robbing people and not in a an Ocean 11's or Leverage way. The Bravo website has a description of the show -- http://www.bravotv.com/imposters/about

Is this the lady trip of the season or does it come later on when they go to Hong Kong?