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I wonder if that creepy Burger King mascot will make an appearance. I totally wouldn't want him at my wedding.

I would especially appreciate it if Sabrina was suspected first (because she switched Ava's meds to cause her to miscarry, and now something similar happened to Ava's baby's guardian) Let's throw Sabrina in jail for a while (for Carlos' histrionics alone!)

I liked Ravi and Major together-- but I don't like that it creates scenarios for Liv and Major to interact. I don't think they work, and I think the pining stuff is a drag on the show. My favorite part was after Ravi made the "whorish Memento" crack-- then was delighted to find an actual "whorish Memento" in the porn section of the video store. I totally didn't even mind that a video store shouldn't actually exist in this day and age.

Massive plot hole alert. If we are now supposed to believe that Luke getting locked up by Heather is what prompted his evul-ness. Then when did he start bankrolling the Jeromes and how did he track down Julian in witness protection? (or are we just not caring about this story making sense)

Morgan: I don't know if we should keep making out, it might make things complicated Kiki: Morgan, we have to make out, just keep thinking about our baby sister. Me: That is totally not weird or gross or anything..

Rogelio continues to be the best part of the show, but what the hell was he doing wearing a white t-shirt? He wouldn't be caught dead in such a ridiculous outfit! Question: If Rogelio went out for drinks with the World's Most Interesting Man, would the sheer concentration of awesome cause the world to collapse in on itself like a dying star? Back on topic, I'm actually glad to see some real issues in the Jane/Rafael relationship. They got together due to a combination of wild circumstances and romantic chemistry-- it's good to see the show examine some very real reasons why this relationship won't work.

Are we sure Spencer isn't Sonny's son, instead of his nephew? Because that was some serious douchebaggery. Did he actually ask Emma why she wasn't waiting for him at Windemere? Throwing that ring (I guess no barware was handy). And, of course, accusing her of 'betrayal' because she didn't cede to his wishes? I actually like Nic getting involved in this Jake nonesense. Now he has a foil instead of just sitting around the castle having flashbacks and looking pained whenever someone mentions Jake (which happens about 87 times a day).

Yeah, I keep coming back to the plot hole that if Jake stormed off from the 'campsite' and then got hit by a car, when did Helena have time to implant a mind control chip in his brain?

Ha! Liz's bitch face was epic. I love Liric- why is the show trying to make me hate them? Why can't I have one nice thing? Why is Spencer talking about winning Emma, didn't Cam break up with Emma and leave with Joss? Not that I care, but come on-- a little consistency please. How do they expect anyone to care if they don't.

Aw FFS, did Luke actually call Carly strong and beautiful (what, are we waiting until tomorrow to hear him say she 'loves with her whole heart')

I will only accept the ridiculousness of "just" the basement blowing up-- if we can also then assume, that the bomb on the boat wasn't really going to destroy everything and the Governor rescinds Sonny's pardon.

Yeah, they should have kept it the Luke is really Bill story. Because for the life of me, I can't figure out how Bill could possibly be Luke's identical cousin-- if they are related through Luke's mother, and Luke is the spitting image of his father?? I wish there had been more scenes at General Hospitals on the show's anniversary. I actually loved the way they styled the hospital cast members. And shouldn't we all be grateful that the anniversary episode wasn't about Sonny?

Well, she doesn't have to worry about Jake figuring anything out. He leaves all the thinky stuff to the wimmins. I'm a little confused about the time in PC. I thought Jake was getting Hayden coffee, like, to start the day-- then all of a sudden, they're getting in their jammies and discussing which side of the bed they sleep on. Was Jake gone all day getting coffee? Is this the same day as the Franco and Nina trials-- because they haven't stayed a night at the MetroCourt yet. Why do I try to make sense of this show, when the people running it don't. (in "honor" of TG, imagine I'm saying the first half of that sentence very slow, and the second half in a southern accent-- inexplicably.)

Well, I enjoyed the first half (maybe third) of the Alexis-Patrick stuff because they were both appropriately awkward. Then they started talking about their relationship stuff and it was the wrong kind of awkward. I hate everything connected to Franco and Nina-- except just watching Carly's head explode because she didn't get her way was quite enjoyable. (there, see! The Franco and Nina blackmailing Olivia plot does serve one purpose.)

Hooray Glory! Let us know how day one went. While my job search continues, so does my Parisian trip planning. To save money on air fare-- we're taking a flight home which includes a lengthy layover in Copenhagen-- besides Tivoli and the Little Mermaid-- anyone have any "must see" recommendations in Copenhagen?

Gawd, TG is truly awful. A different affectation for every line. Loud, then menacing, then dripping with sarcasm.

ooh Pixel, I'm a little retro-actively jealous. I was waitlisted by Northwestern. Got in to USC, Tulane, Syracuse, and UMD.

I know, right? She's been an undercover DEA agent for years. I assume she's gotten the good on criminals before, so why would wearing a wire make her so nervous. She was meeting Duke at the metrocourt, not at an abandoned warehouse.

Valerie got herself untied and pushed Luke, tried to answer the phone when lulu called but Luke unplugged the phone. They were last seen wrestling over the gun. Scott spun some story about how Franco didn't know Nina had kidnapped the baby until they got to Canada. (and technically Heather kidnapped Shawn, Jordan and Carly, and Shawn busted Heather out of Shadybrook. I wonder when Shawn will be arrested for that?) I know soaps don't get alot of takes- but there were a couple of corkers in today's show. Rebecca Budig clearly said, "I didn't know Jake had been in an injury" instead of "in an accident" and I would swear, when talking about Patricia not being dead, Luke said "You wouldn't speak about her in the present tense if she was dead and rotting in her crisp" instead of "crypt" I rewound it twice- I couldn't really tell, but I'm positive he didn't say crypt. Does anybody working on that show give a crap, like, at all? I will say, I do like FakeJake, I hope he sticks around.

Wait! Didn't Helena say that Jake was Jason? Believe me I would love it if it turns out Jake is AJ. If only to see the look on Carly's face when she realizes that the great guy she just knows is honorable and one of her best friends is actually AJ. But between Helena's admission, the stupid figurine, Jake's so-called "skills" as a mercenary- I don't know how they can make him someone other than Jason.

Or, you know, she and Molly could move over to the CASTLE that her nephew lives in. Seriously? Why are two adults, one teen and one toddler living in a two bedroom condo? Make sense show! Never too late ulkis. Funny story, I told my mom I was going to see ET but my friends and I snuck into Poltergeist instead, that movie scared the sh*t out of me. I didn't actually see ET until years later. And I was mad at my 8 year old self for purposely traumatizing myself with possessed clowns and houses instead of watching a sweet movie like ET.

*sigh* there was a brief attempt at character development shortly after her second go-round with Ric. Liz mentioned going to therapy to figure out why she made such colossally stupid choices. It was just a throw away line-- mores the pity-- but obviously, it didn't do much good.

Which leads me to my nitpick. These people lock up the chocolate-- but this guy seems to have unlimited access to booze? WTF!

And about Ava, how much leave can Silas have from GH? He's been gone for weeks in real time, probably a week in GH time. Is there some bereavement leave for former lovahs of which I'm unfamiliar? (although if Olbrecht was going to be generous about leave- it might be for that)

Well so much for love in the afternoon. One kiss, one date, they head upstairs to have sex, but before they can, the amnesiacs wife shows up out of nowhere. There isn't even a relationship before there is an obstacle. This had got Ric's fingerprints all over it. How does the wife know to show up at Liz's? jsbt for the win!