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Well, Im guessing Dante and Lulu need a bigger place. Or Nathan - since he can't live with Maxie. I think his "lease" is up later this month. She sublet to him in December. Maybe Anna could finally move out of the MetroCourt. I will say the actor playing Nathan is getting better. He's got a real comfort level with KSt. And all I can say is, if Jakeson is having memories already, Helena is going to be busy slitting throats. It's so hard to get good flunkies these days. The things you have to do to brainwash your back from the dead super soldier.. Hardly seems worth the trouble.

This is so horrible it will probably happen. I only hope Julian has the opportunity to call Sonny out for bargaining with his daughter's life. (I mean, if the kid needed something, Sonny could donate blood/marrow etc from the prison infirmary right?)

I'm partial to the James Taylor version of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" but "Baby, Please Come Home" is great. I don't usually travel for Christmas- but this year I am, any advice or cautionary tales about holiday travel? (I'm flying on Christmas Eve)

Blech. The crazy thing about bringing back the character of Jason is that it highlights how repulsive and impossible the character was. Sam and Liz are both right and wrong. Jakeson is a dangerous, violent criminal (but he is also Jason who is a paragon of virtue). Guza and now Ron make the mistake of creating a character who is a killer for hire who is also a good person. They're confusing a paradox for complexity, and every character who accepts that a person can kill people for money AND be a decent human being is pretty much a complete idiot. Free Sam and Liz.

My family is huge so we pick names (and everyone buys for our parents, our nieces/nephews and one sibling/sibling-in-law) I usually get my parents a gift card for one of their favorite restaurants. I started a tradition with my oldest niece of 'pre-Christmas' presents.. which were usually cute holiday outfits. And I give them early, because what's the point of a holiday themed onsie you don't get until Christmas. As an aunt, I think its my responsibility to purchase the adorable but impractical stuff that parents wouldn't buy. So I did most of my shopping last month. Of course, its tougher as they get older, less cute, and more 'oh my God is THAT what kids are wearing!?'

Maybe he was jealous. Anna did take him out of the field to check on Nathan. Unintentional comedic moment of the day goes to Molly: I want to post this op-ed about my dad so what happened to him never happens to anyone else. How often do former mob lawyers turned DAs turned corporate attorneys get framed as drug kingpins by an international cabal of crazy terrorists?

That's what I'm thinking too, and as far as I'm concerned that's Christmas come early. Johnny always welcomed the opportunity to give Sonny shit. Killing the wrong guy to avenge Connie's death, and the guy was Michael's father. I hope Johnny gets serious licks in. After all, what can Sonny say? The people Johnny killed don't actually exist.

I'm with Sake614 talking about the baby's dimples is a red herring, the baby must be Morgans Yup, He was born a year after Morgan (who would have been Ric and Liz's kid if the panic room plan had actually succeeded, wrap your brain about Liz raising Morgan as one of her boyeez. Cam was born before Molly, who is now looking at colleges. I think RH looking so young is keeping them from SORASing her kids.

I know, right! Anna was trying to prevent a criminal from committing crimes, Duke was trying to make sure a criminal was free to to whatever. It is slightly different.

Age would make the skin around her eyes sag, it wouldn't make her eyes look wider. She's had work done. I think she looks like Robin Wright, which isn't a bad thing.

Wow, so now we know the truth. Shawn is capable, every once in a great while, of hitting what he's aiming at. I, for one, am shocked.

My favorite part about Michael and Kiki, was when he calmly asked her to leave the key behind. I really enjoyed DGAF Michael. I forgot which poster said that Kiki had no qualms about ending it with Morgan for one lie, she really has no self awareness whatsoever. *sigh* I wish I could enjoy Liz/Jake. I've always liked Liz, and I think BH and BM have chemistry, but this story is ridiculously ham-handed. He's not the second coming of Jasus. He's not Jason Morgan or Jason Q.

Well, I'm a little bummed that I won't be hosting Christmas Eve this year, for the first time in about 12 years. I think I mentioned here that this summer, my younger sister got married and my older sister was getting divorced. So, I'm headed to Seattle to spend Christmas with her so she won't be alone. Her husband is generally an ass (I actually suspect he may have narcissistic personality disorder) and I think he's going to jerk her around w/r/t who will get their daughter for the holiday. So, hoping to make it a good Christmas but I have my doubts.

I liked Michael and Rosalie-- but she is terrible at acting drunk. Did I hear right, and did The Nina actually say "cock-a-doody" today? Well, if you're going to rip off dialogue from a crazy character, Stephen King has good source materials. Man, the PCPD is having one hell of a day(week? day-week?) Whatever this Hallow-Election day is, They nab AJ Quartermain's killer, his accomplice, and Heather Webber. I just hope Nathan and Dante have the time and energy to debrief the commissioner.

Well, maybe someone here is willing to host? Perhaps someone with a large enough backyard... (seriously, that thing last year was embarassing)

Well, there had to be a reason they went through that whole explanation about whether Franco's video was admissible in court. I think that will be the true test of whether or not Michael is rejecting Sonny & Carly. If he signs off on the video, since it was made in his home, then the prosecutors can use it.(that was my understanding of that bit of exposition. I doubt its actually law, but maybe its what passes on GH) I hope the scene where Michael gives permission gives us EPIC 'duh' faces from Sonny and Carly.

Morgan was so stunningly stupid today, "it was like a chain reaction of.... things." He is totally Sonny's son. As for Sonny, MB had some epic duh faces today, pretty much every break ended with him looking like he was trying to do long division in his head, with the turn around to see Michael being the topper. As for the campaign signs, Ron's monthday claims continuity as a victim. The wedding was supposed to be on Halloween, but even though its the very same day, everybody is talking about the election results. Lucy went from the Haunted Star to Felicia's campaign headquarters at the Floating Rib, with Flea's talk of election recounts. That means Spencer and Joss have been begging for candy for 4 days.

Well, the Michael/Carly scenes did live up to the billing. That was good soapy fun. I don't expect it to last, I expect a Corinthos Family Christmas, but Sonny and Carly on the outside looking in will be sweet, however long it lasts. I still wonder how Scott wasn't on the phone to the cops immediately. But that's me just thinking logically. I remember Dr O loving Halloween, why isn't she celebrating? Or was last year's Halloween festivities just a forgotten plot point.

Well if Sonny doesn't go to jail after the DA (Scott is still the DA isn't he?) hears him confess to murder on tape, then I will have to quit this show. Of course, the best part of Sonny in prison is that you know Johnny and his guys are running things at Pentonville. (BB you are missed!) As satisfying as it is to see Carly's comeuppance- it better also come with some time behind bars.

Which is kind of my problem with her (along with her volume, her invading everyone's personal space, her repeating words, and her repeating words.) Does she have to be ALL the kinds of crazy? She's impulsive and methodical, delusional and paranoid and obsessive, alternately child-like and grown up. Pick a crazy, lady. Jerry Jax is a charming sociopath. Heather is obsessed with her kids, and occasionally has super powers. That's a crazy I can get behind.

My office is pretty conservative, but it goes waaaaaay overboard for Halloween. It's one of the big bosses favorite holidays so every floor picks a theme, keeps it a big secret. People decorate on the day and very little work gets done. Some of this year's themes were: Transylvanian Open (a horror themed mini-golf tournament) one floor was Harry Potter themed, HR did an insane asylum, Legal did "Twilight Zone" One floor did all TV shows, with cubicles done up as House of Cards, Scandal and West Wing (we're DC based). It was pretty crazy.

How many times does Shawn have to screw up before Sonny finds a competent hit man to take him out? I think its hysterical that he has yet to complete an assignment. He didn't carry out the hit that killed Franco (the one where Olivia got shot) He couldnt successfully kidnap Carrrrlos (Morgan busted them and Max ended up shot) He couldn't keep Ava in Sonny's custody He couldn't re-kidnap Ava and couldn't get Ava's location out of Jordan. Seriously, he should just stick to diner-ing.

Great, more of Spencer making "townie" jokes. Because if a punchline is funny once, it will be funny a few dozen times. The only upside of having Jakeson at the hospital is that at least we get hospital scenes. (I think this is one of those tricky, everything you wished for in the worst possible way type scenarios)

I wish they would tell the story of Jakeson finding out who he is and rejecting Jasus' life. Let Sonny and Carly learn what Monica and Alan went through. Let them run after Jasus, begging him to remember how he used to do their bidding for them, and clean up all their messes, and how he should be happy to resume that life. And let them learn what it feels like to have Jason turn his back on them-- the same way he turned his back on the Qs. While at the same time, Michael has rejected them both after learning the truth about Carly helping Sonny cover up how he murdered AJ. A cover-up that included kidnapping and threatening to kill a pregnant woman. I really want to see Sonny and Carly reviled by those they hold most dear. *sigh* instead we're gonna get pathetic romantic Sam/Jason/Liz nonsense, instead of a story that utilizes 15 years of GH history.

Blech, I suspect they will retcon Sonny as AJ's murderer. It's all Fluke's fault. He snuck in at some point and killed AJ, so Michael could inherit AJ's shares and become the majority stockholder in ELQ so he could be manipulated into giving them to Fluke. I don't expect it to make sense, and I expect it will suck. The Liz/Jakeson stuff is a little overdone. But was I the only one who liked it when Leisl was talking about Jake being flabby, and Liz said, "I don't see that happening" and Billy had such a great reaction. Kind of a "hey is she checking me out? awesome." I rewound it twice.