For Cereals

I’m waiting...hasn’t happened yet LOL. I think when you start your period depends on weight, body fat, hormone levels, etc. I had my first at summer camp before 5th grade and then nothing for several months after. It’s good Leah is having the “ministrel” talk, as her sister put it, with the girlses. It saddens me me how little education some kids get about their bodies. To know nothing about what’s happening and to think you’re dying?! It’s really time to end this franchise. They all continue to make bad decisions. The original kids are too old to be on tv. Whatever growth I saw with Kail just went out the window. I can’t invest any time in Ashley and Brows McGee and as I already got sucked in with Jade. Makes perfect sense to allow drug addicts to handle your painkillers and aftercare when they’ve shown repeatedly how unreliable they can be. But to echo everyone else, why this surgery? Why emulate Briana? She looks like a ‘before’ on Botched.

Crystal had nothing to do with the joke other than letting Sutton in on it. Sutton was being a big baby. This is just silly. It wasn’t even a mean prank. Kathy is hilarious with the chips and RedBull.

I’ve yelled “noooooo” at my tv this hour more than I think I have at any of these trashy shows. Sex tapes, waxing and insemination...noooo! I don’t understand how Angelica and Sunhe don’t get Jason’s relationship with his mother. Do they not own a mirror? Loved his mother’s reaction. I’ll be fast forwarding through all of Dawn and Cher’s scenes.

I would hope between undies and denim, the only thing you’d get is fabric softener. Maybe they’re like dogs...already on a different wavelength.

Yup GP is still just doing telemed calls. All my other doctors/dentist are in person with masks.

Nor do they use medical terms - boobs, titties, turkey gobble...I’m surprised they didn’t refer to her sleeve surgery as trimming her giblets. I don’t know about Beverly Hills, but my doctor is still only virtual.

I think Nutalie overcleansed her brain... Shrimp salad made me snort. Is she supposed to pick off the shrimp?

Tiffany look at your mom...that’s you in 15-20 years...break the cycle girl!

Good for him but I’ll bet those scripts are like limericks...single career woman in x career, engaged to rich professional but in love with x rugged guy in a small town...insert x# of quirky townsfolk no wait add one murdering babysitter

I’m sure her plan does not say juice. Sugar free protein shakes, sugar-free flat waters, water-water, plain broth, etc. no juice. Certainly no fruits and veggies yet...smoothie or not

A need a shot of whatever she had because she’s too hyper

Same just a couple of months ago...

You’re gonna need Dawn, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda and gloves that haven’t dry rotted...

I don’t know what they are using for these sleeveless tops. Good strapless bras for large bosoms require major boning and construction and aren’t comfortable. Kalani is not in dept store sizes, she needs a Molly specialty store.

Yet....

Lazy doggie LOL. I’m in.

If we’re going for fantasy, can we not have Pray Tell die? Maybe he goes to TX and joins the Dallas Buyers Club...

It was a good discussion but I laughed out loud when Kyle’s response was essentially, “I wasn’t making the comment to hurt you with racism, I meant to hurt you in another way because you came for my family.”

I was getting that too and she has a similar speech pattern/affect as Caitlin which was also similar to Carrie Fisher.

Good point on them being older. Wasn’t she part of some cult that she ran from? Probably started pretty young. I can’t remember if they were all hers or if some were other family? She gets a pass. Jeremiah not so much...

Yes to all the above!

Oh the fakery! Where was Maureen shopping? It looked like beach Talbots. (Don’t get me wrong, I like Talbots, but I’m also middle-aged.) The dress they bought was just as short as the other dress if not shorter and those prints were too much. Her hair had definitely been cut before. Her ends were were too neat and even. Why are we revisiting Jeremiah and Carmella having more kids? They did this years ago. They already have like 10 between them.

I got in big trouble when my parents found that a parody of that song in my trapper keeper.

This! Even if she was prone to drama, why not just call 911 if nothing else to have it documented. Ask for a wellness check so they have to lay eyes on her. As for the cutting with the knife, it seems like she was very open with everyone about doing it so no need to hide the knife in the attic. I’m glad the jury didn’t go for that. If they had started with the call to the friend and the abuse allegations, this could’ve been an hour long episode. I’m sad for her children.

So Heidi parts her hair that way on purpose...mmmkay Waiting to see if Jess and vapid Martha will have a falling out at some point. The “experts” might as well be on People’s Couch or Pillow talk with their lack of interaction.