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Someone get Sally Struthers and do a commercial for her husband. Jeez

Sorry I'm late. I stopped off at the gas station to get some death for us to munch on. How y'all doin.

Let me start this by saying that I'm against body shaming in anyway, however, what do they think the reaction is going to be when they're that size, at a all you can eat buffet and going back for multiple plates when one of them can't even walk to said buffet but has to use a wheelchair? I mean, not that I'm saying they deserve shaming or people should point and laugh, but jeez, it's shocking to see.

"A lot of our fans are over seas" Queue Dr. Phil crossover where Amy is telling the audience that her boyfriend in Nigeria is a honest to goodness millionaire but needs money from her to move his trunk full of treasures to the US.

My 600 LB Roommate

My husband has to go away for a week on business. I told him don't be alarmed when potential renters come by tomorrow to look at our room.

When it's time to renew my registration, I'm getting personalized plates that say "EAT DEATH"

Good lord. The government should be notified about the oil spill in that bag.

So she basically admitted that she likes that he's an addict as well. I like to see people in a healthy, stable relationship.

How y'all doin. I already want to give Lonnie a hug and bitch slap their mother the perennial bride.

It's basically the same movie. Teaching Mrs Tingle was even supposed to be called Killing Mrs Tingle but they changed it due to Columbine.

I just watched this and I've never regretted anything more, and I had vinyl pants in 1997. Reality TV producers, tell me, why is it when you come to my state these are the people you find? We have a couple big cities, people who are educated, people whose family trees actually have branches. These two were repulsive, and not because of their weight, they're just disgusting. The burping, and that food scene! Bacon in the lasagna? These two have no desire to lose weight. I also want to know what distorted funhouse mirror is Amy using that makes her think she is in anyway better of weight wise than Tammy? Also, if people had to weigh me at a junkyard, I'd waterboard a baby to keep that secret.

I'm going to sit at the table with the people who have no sympathy for Sam. Quite frankly, I've been over our men's team since 2016 when they bitched and moaned that they didn't get the attention that the women do and actually said that maybe they should complete shirtless. They completely ignored the fact that the women get their attention because they are beasts of competitors that win everything coming and going while the men do the exact opposite. On the subject of leotards: I'm loving that the USA has embraced blue. I loved the periwinkle leos they wore for qualifying, they were stunning. So Russia is doping, huh? This just in, water was found to be wet, And if I may go against the grain here, I find Simone's floor atrocious and undeserving of a world title. Her tumbling was out of control and the less said about the choreography the better.

I don't know if this belongs here but there's a woman who just started working in my office and she has butt wings, not huge, but they're butt wings. I felt guilty for looking but also morbidly excited that I had seen some in real life. I'm going to hell.

MM's behavior yesterday reminded me of those women on Maury who spend 10 minutes jumping and screeching about how they're "4,000 percent" sure that whatever loser they dragged in from the gutter is the father of their unfortunately named child, only to haul ass off the stage the second it's revealed that he isn't. The audiences' reactions were pretty similar, too.

Anything Nancy and Artem did! Their dances weren't flashy with a cast of thousands and props and the choreo may not have been groundbreaking, but I love traditional Latin and Ballroom (boring I know, but I just have no interest in the over the top dances) so I loved what they were doing.

Meghan really is out of touch if she thinks her job is high stressed. Single mothers, mothers working minimum wage, doctors, nurses, lawyers, cops, crippled women whose husbands leave them for their mistresses, all have it worse I'm gonna be the bitch here and say that if she did miscarry, she wasn't far enough long to know the sex but saying something like "Her daughter is in her grandfather's arms" or whatever she spouted is obviously going to garner much more sympathy.

UO: While some of Mariah's diva antics crack me up (Champagne with bendi straws, hiring someone to make sure her dress never touches the ground) her constant need to be passive aggressive and downright rude about any singer with a vagina reeks of jealousy and insecurity rather than divadom. The infamous "I don't know her" remark about Jennifer Lopez is a perfect example of this. Then there's the dismissive tone she's always had when it comes to Ariana. I loved Demi Lovato calling her out on this bullshit a couple years ago because it's true. It's funny that she's always complimentary about Beyonce though which I think has to do with her crazy ass fans and her connection to Jay Z.

I don't know how I feel about this. I can take or leave Harley but if they wanted her to have her own movie, they should have followed through on the original plan for a movie about the Sirens. As mentioned above, she isn't a Bird of Prey so it kinda feels like they shoe horned her in after the Sirens movie fell through.

Hey y'all doin? My eating habit is roasted shrimp, asparagus and rice, the rice isn't fried though so my health and weight is in god's hands tonight.

I've been a little haunted by Sean's story today, his journey (ugh) is one of the saddest, most disturbing things I've ever seen on television. As loathsome as I found him at times, I couldn't really bring myself to fully hate him. Sean was a victim of abuse at the hands of his mother. I know he loved her, but to me, Renee was pure evil. I blame his death fully on her. I think back to his first episode when he said the reason he ended up bedbound was because of two torn ligaments. That isn't anyway shape or form an injury that should render someone bedound for life, his mother took that as her opportunity to ensure he never left her. But I think she was grooming him for that before. I don't believe his father was abusive, I think he tried to prevent Sean from turning into what he eventually did and Mother dearest just couldn't have that, I think that was the beginning of making sure Sean always believed that only she what was best for him. There was nothing Dr. Now or Dr. Paradise could do for Sean. Sean needed intensive, long term, in patient psychological care. Sean should probably be thankful Renee died in a hospital, that woman was twisted enough to pull a murder/suicide if someone told her she was terminal. She didn't want Sean to live without her and in the end, she got her wish.

There's just something pervy about him constantly getting naked in front of people.

Blessed be the saints, his feet!!

He looks like a long lost Assanti brother.

I've got some extra pillows.