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Oh duh, I'm an idiot. Yes, it was Will. I knew typing Brandon didn't seem right! If I never hear the word "Shazam" again it will not be soon enough. I can't believe they did a freakin' montage of it. It made my ears hurt.

I'm actually ok with Ricky winning, I cannot deny how talented he is. And it just occurred to me that he is less than two years older than my son. I'm not used to the people I watch on reality shows being so close to my punkin in age. I need him to stop growing up, dammit! I'm more irritated with Zach getting fourth, I though he was for sure second. When I watched the Aussie winner, all I could think is that it looked like a very nice floor routine for an Olympic gymnast. His moves were pretty and the musicality was nice, but it was more tricks than dancing to my untrained eye. I liked those twins too, especially the one in the bucket hat. And the glimpses I saw of Teddy were always welcome. The top 10/All-Stars routine was too dark for me to be able to tell most of them apart, other than Brandon's lovely locks.

I don't see where else to put this but Brendan and Rachel/Jeff and Jordan are going to be at the New York State Fair tonight. If I weren't already sitting at a different venue right now waiting for Phillip Phillips at 8 I would go see the BB people! To be honest I have no idea what they are doing here because the stage where they will be is used for musical acts and talent showcases. So if anyone is in Syracuse it's 10 bucks to get in if you don't already have a ticket.

Wouldn't it be nice to have something like Keesha's birthday party right now? "Who wants cake?!?" So do they still get the dartboard every 24 hours, or did they forget about it?

What the hell is the point of the have nots if the HOH just picks them? What value does it bring to the show? I mean, if they aren't going to have competitions to determine who they are, there is no reason to have it at all. It makes no difference to the broadcast show.

I do zone out a lot during non-dance parts and I have to say that Nigel's comments about suicide just came out of left field. Was the dance even about suicide? I thought it was about loss? And seriously, his attempt to "make good" on Twitter today just make me hate him more. I mean, I suppose it's not always a bad thing to stick with your opinion, but to keep hammering it? On a topic like this? Shut up, ass.

My wisdom teeth came in like there were boulders erupting through my jaw. I've never been in that much pain, including childbirth. I had to have oral surgery with general anesthesia to get them out and was out of work for a week recuperating. So that was the one and only time I felt for Victoria, whose Amber "impression" made me want to punch her swollen jaw.

Well, as George Carlin once awesomely said "Frankly, [Alison], if that's your best, maybe you oughta keep it to yourself."

EVERY summer (been watching since season 5, but I don't get the feeds), I say "self, this time you are NOT going to read the feeds forum, you are going to watch the episodes as they air and THAT is THAT." And I thought well obviously this year, with the death of Tubey, that it would be an easy task to accomplish. So what do I do? Look on June 1 to see if there is a BB thread, and follow these damn feeds all summer long. I can't help myself! You guys are all so awesome, I really admire your perseverance in putting up with these aholes all day every day. Your highlights are probably better than anything I would see watching live myself anyways. One question...the pressure cooker comp, is that the one that broke my heart, because my beautiful, beautiful Kaysar is too trusting?

Hell no. Valerie's gape-mawed "blind" faces made me want to hit her so hard. I do not know WHAT Tyce was thinking.

CALEB said "espresso" twice. It SAID "espresso" on the wall. So why did only ONE PERSON not say "expresso?" And she's a barista, I would freaking hope she knows how to say it. Sorry, that's all I could focus on.

See now I loved how Anthony choreographed the tapping to the beat of Piano Man. And I mean, Aaron can do no wrong in my book anyways. Why couldn't he have just done all of the routines? I liked Jason Mraz's performance and was thinking that it really could have been enhanced by Tanisha and Ryan doing a ballroom dance around the band. I just think that Valerie clomps around. No matter what she is doing. Jessica is a sexy as a calico kitten. I'm fine with either Ricky or Zach winning. Ricky does have beautiful feet, I cannot deny it.

I hope that everyone in this season are big TAR fans and one of the twins gets bounced first ep. That's the only thing that will be remotely palatable. How about just 20 unknown people? Why can't we have that? I mean, baseball doesn't have a sterling reputation on this show, with what a douche Kent was and David's stellar play; football was ok except Jimmy was voted out because he's old but I did like Hogeboom a lot by the end. And I don't doubt John Rocker doesn't have a hell of a lot other things going on at this point. Sports guys in general are leaving a lot to be desired in reality TV, with the dynamic duo of soccer player Cody and football player/actor/model/etc Caleb on Big Brother. Just 20 randoms, show. It can't HURT.

Holy FUCK. If I didn't see the video, I would not believe that Josina Anderson ACTUALLY did a report about Michael Sam waiting to take a shower. I just. I can't. SportsCenter's report on Sam's showering habits. I normally try to defend ESPN but in this, I cannot.

Figures. Buncha snobs. Funny though that GoT is not thought of as a sci-fi show. Must be the boobs. Speaking of shows never nominated, did you used to post in our former home with all of the awesome info about Southland?

I just saw an ad for "The Walking Dead" coming to syndication and while I find it too gross to watch, the rest of my family loves it. Does it get any recognition from The Emmy's for the makeup/writing/costume categories? Or is it too lowbrow for the academy? I don't recall even hearing it nominated, at least not the categories showed last night.

I unabashedly like "Silicon Valley" and wanted "The Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency" to win SO BAD. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time. I also still love TBBT, have since the first ep regardless of its faults so I'm ok with Jim's win. Apparently I'm fickle when it comes to shows I like.

The issue I have with Breaking Bad is that IRL, and this just happened yesterday, is that I say I really did not like the series and I get "well how many episodes before you wrote it off?" like it's completely unfathomable that someone could just not like it even after watching ALL the episodes. Also, I personally find Mad Men and GoT amazing and their constant losses in the Emmy's is sad. I did not think for one second that Bryan Cranston was going to lose Best Actor to anyone. I think I am just getting old and cranky but I no longer have patience for inanity. I thought Ty Burrell's and that lady who won for directing's speeches were cringeworthy. Key and Peele also dragged it out too long but the tall one is very pretty.

What were Phillip Seymour Hoffman's and Lauren Bacall's ties to TV? Peter Dinklage's clip was so awesome. I found "Breaking Bad" to be a silly show and so was disappointed in Aaron's win. Cute shoutout to his wife though.

I feel badly for Bradford because apparently his injury means the pundits need to roll out their stories that St. Louis was foolish for trading the second pic that got Washington Griffin. Considering what we've seen from Griffin lately, I don't know how accurate that is.

The NFL Network asked on their FB page who will have a better game today...Michael Sam or Johnny Manziel? While the question itself is inherently stupid because their relative positions don't invite comparison, I'm glad they asked because reading the comments is entirely worth it. The media is the one making a big deal about Michael Sam, he has calmed down now that the ill-advised reality show idea was scrapped. Jeff Fisher must be getting so irritated.

I no longer feel badly about the heavy drug penalties in the NFL if the players are going to be SO STUPID to sit in their cars and smoke pot and have bags of pot on them.

For the first time, I really enjoyed Ricky tonight in all his dances. Zach too in the hip hop and his solo, although I would have given an arm to instead see Phillip and Cyrus do that hip hop routine. I think it's time tWitch is retired as an All-Star because I don't see anyone but him, no matter what he is doing. Did Cat only mention three AS for next week, Robert, Kathryn and Aaron (ahhh, Aaron, how I have missed him)? Not another girl? All I could think of during Jessica and Ade's jazz was Hairography. So because I gorge on reality competition shows like they are Nestle's chocolates and I have a memory like an elephant, even though I thought Casey was really good in the disco, all I could think is that Anoop Desai was eliminated on American Idol the night he sang "Dim All the Lights," because the week before they saved stupid Matt so two people were let go and also Anoop was criticized harshly for his performance, but I really really liked it and it's one of my favorite AI songs on my iPhone. Anyways. Was Jacque wearing a PANTSUIT BALLGOWN in that awful ballroom routine she did with Zach? Also, when Valerie was doing the broadway and the move they highlighted, she was not graceful to my eye at all. Ricky looked like he was floating, and there were some moves Valerie did where her arms were moving like she's never actually moved them before in her life. It just looked awkward and galumphing to my untrained eye.

I personally would not enjoy it, but I have a feeling if they asked like Keith Urban to do it that would be a huge draw. I mean, a zillion people buy this country music and they probably like football too.

I believe that the Browns first opponent is the Steelers. There would be no mercy for ol' Mr. Football.