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Bleh. This sucks. I still think it will be hilarious for OSU to win because of Day’s record against Michigan, but I was rooting for ND for my mom. I hope in that Chad Powers movie there is an explanation why they lifted dialogue straight from Armageddon.

Anthony Santander is leaving Baltimore - oh thank goodness Anthony Santander is signing with Toronto - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Meanwhile, Joe Montana is sitting at home watching the replay of Jim Burt taking his head off that resurfaces every year during the playoffs and is like “these Johnny-Come-Latelys couldn’t handle what I had to”.

I generally root for the NFC in the Super Bowl (except for Super Bowls XXVII, XXVIII and XXX*, when I distastefully rooted for Pittsburgh and they didn’t hold up their end of the bargain) but NOT THIS YEAR. * Super Bowl XX is the first SB I can remember, but if I were watching in the 70’s I would have rooted against Dallas then too

“Fly Eagles Fly” made me want to throw out all of our audio equipment.

I has a sad

I didn’t laugh at this, honest.

The husband wandered into the room after one particular outburst out of me and said “ no, you are killing me” so surprisingly my absolute hatred for the Rams has gone on vacation.

Surprise snowrain game!

Social media guy woke up and chose violence

If the Eagles make the Super Bowl I’ll crumple into dust under the weight of my own tears.

If Detroit doesn’t get their heads out of their asses, there is no possibility of a good outcome on the NFC side. And if it happens to be an Eagles vs. Commies Championship Game, that is going to pour salt in all of the wounds of Giants fans while we contemplate how completely fucking stupid our dumb ownership is.

No vomit emoji, so I did my best. Jared Goff is hurting my brain. Relax, young Padawan!

I love Buster but the roasting he took for that tweet was well deserved.

I don’t hate the Chiefs. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I do hate that infernal tomahawk chop, though, and the NFL’s blatant endorsement of it. I was watching without sound, anyone know why, at the beginning of the game, when that special teams guy took his helmet off on the field, did he shove his coach?