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Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Holy cannoli.

Please please please please let this be satire.

Faysal said he didn’t like the nickname like two challenges ago. So why can’t TJ consistently not use the nickname? The “bow-chicka-bow-wow” music when Aneesa and Sam were canoodling was a little much, show. All those talking heads bagging on Adam and Steve for self-nominating were so stupid. You were all going to vote for them! How exactly were they supposed to fight? Ashley did you ever think that it was your overly-emotional ass they were trying to get rid of?

Alternatively, this is hilarious and hopefully it continues.

Tracks.

Tori said “seriously?” and my phone said “mm-hm” so I’m not feeling confident about the robot uprising. KJ did not get stuffed into enough lockers when he was younger. My enjoyment of this show comes to a SCREECHING halt whenever his whiny entitled ass appears onscreen. Amina wore that to school?!?! I don’t know how Layla can manage the club with her full-time job as Jordan Wrangler.

Hey. HEY. Everyone needs to leave Aaron Judge the fuck alone.

That wheelie crash was crazy, especially the in-car cam from the drivers view where you could see the track getting further away. Also crazy is that kid winning by skating through a crash. But whatever, a Chevy won woohoo, even if I give a side-eye to a 24 with that paint scheme. And Jimmie finished third in his dastardly Toyota! Not bad for an old guy.

I hate them, because if it’s a standalone, I’ll watch even if I don’t care about whoever is playing (they told me during the Daytona 500, and I’ve already forgotten).

WHY is a baseball game going to be played at a racetrack?

Random Daytona thoughts - The 3 should have been retired a long time ago Glad I missed all the nonsense that came before the flag dropped Jimmie Johnson driving a Toyota hurts my very soul FOX Sports has a quadzillion dollars and can’t figure out how to work their microphones Looking at the list of Chevy drivers and I can’t find anyone to back Unclear how they thought moving the start to 1:30 was going to avoid the rain

My annoyance had nothing to do with V Day, it’s the fact that mid-February is too late for the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl in January was FINE.

Marcus is Marcus, and I’m on his side here.

This cannot be true and if it is true February 14 is way too fucking late for the Super Bowl.