DrSparkles

True. I felt like I needed a Clorox shower after watching this, but you're right. However, these people were not Euros, nor were the men even close to being nude (and, no, maybe it's not their job to be) but it all still made me feel dirty & gross.

Patricia isn't pushing Landon towards Whitney bc Landon isn't good enough for him (in HER opinion). Patricia would cut a bitch at the opportunity to snag Ravenall but she is MUCH too old for him (in HIS opinion).

What a beautiful episode of television!

oops. misread that sentence. ^ This is what I think is going on too; he's using her & doesn't want to let go of that gravy train. Drop him Naomi!!! I do that too (when waiting for people). Hell, I don't wait on ANYONE longer than 15 minutes & I'm including the head of my org.

That's only cool if it's a candidate who married a woman who is thirty years younger. {pls note sarcasm}

Lort knows, I did my share of drinking in my 20s (until I turned to... non-liquid substances ;) ). So, while I was getting ready, a drink or two. Let's say the night started ~10.30 & ended ~4. I could put away ~drink/hour and some shots. LOTS of water & constant dancing too though. Not just standing around drinking. And we went out 4-5x a week, so I can't side-eye Shep too hard (even though he is 30'something). Also, in terms of who Shep wants & why: he wants WHO he can't have. E.g., Cameron, and now new girl. He just wants to compete for her attn. bc Austin has it. Bc he's bored. Bc he doesn't have anything else to do! IMO.

To aggravate Shep.

Of course this is NONE of my biz, but I hope all her protestations against having a kid were acting bc if she just got pressured into by both sides of the family, UGH.

See, I thought Kathryn was trying not to cry or show too much emotion. and damn, can't the poor girl let out a smile? To me she's so pretty w no/little makeup on.

OK. I don't think Patty 'throws shade', I think she is RUDE. Isn't she from NY? Writing a book on Southern Living? Nope. I loved Shep's party pants, I can't help it! Trav is so nasty. So gross. So disgusting. I think the realest part of this show (aside from Shep being mean to Craig) is the Craig-Naomi relationship. Her emotions (& his) seem very real & honest. ETA: I thought the dresses the girls were wearing were GORGEOUS. I think it was Chelsea that had on a pink/orange one at the polo sweat fest & maybe crushing-it Landon had on a greens/blues one at the same party? So pretty. I love me a colorful, flowing maxi dress.

This is the wrongest thing I have ever read. It's so wrong, it's back around to right!!!

Dead. I am dead. THUD. I have a cattle dog & just screamed w laughter!!!! (I also agree w the rest of your sentence!!!)

I almost died. I don't watch this franchise any more, but it was on the other night while I had a friend over (who doesn't watch ANY of the shows, or read boards). So, I think it was when Ro & Lu were at lunch & Ro was going on & on about Lu's man possibly cheating. My fried said "What's wrong with her eyes? They are so dark, all pupil... They look crazy, she has crazy eyes." She did not understand my laughing hysterically :(

I dislike Peter as much as anyone, but I lol'd at his "we'd all be fucking" comment! I rewound & watched it again!!!!

The glue that holds everyone together vs the glue everyone sniffs -- BWAH!!!!! Jax sayning he didn't cry, Sandoval is the crier --- BWAH!!! Arianna continuing to be mean to Stassi, boring. Jax pranking Brittany -- shitty. that band sucked, gove me a DJ playing disco/dance music!!!!! i will steal some of Lisa's material for the next wedding I officiate!! was Scheaner driving a Porsche??? I tend to believe Shay, he held eye contact. Scheana didn't need to wear 3 lbs of mascara for a crying meeting. He left w one suitcase?????

UM, YES. I gasped. And paused. I was thinking the drug dealer across the street, WTH is his name?

This is what I thought too, stolen her art work/ideas maybe?

I am NO fan of ANY Kardashian but damned if this episode didn't get me all in my feelings like an episode of This is Us!! When she said she got her head mentally prepared to be raped, ugh. I can't even imagine how scary that whole thing must have been for her (& the concierge) even though it was probably only what 10-15 minutes? They all still need to dial the highlighter down. On a scale of 1-10, they need to aim for a 4 & they're currently at 117.

My god, I died laughing. He. Was. Prepared!! Whilst reading thru this thread it occurred to me: maybe the triplets weren't invited/trip paid for bc then Tom would have felt like they had to be in the wedding party & that might have bumped his true love Sandoval &/or Jax? I have never heard of, or seen, those brooch bouquets either, but I am not on pinterest either. I liked it {small voice}. But, see my name. Like others, I appreciated the lack of drama & stupid. I enjoyed the wedding & thought everyone looked great! I am also able to be an officiant & it's a real pickle as to what to wear. You FOR SURE don't want to upstage the bride (which hasn't been a problem for me yet bc I've only done gay weddings, so they were fine w me wearing a tiara-headband thing), you want to look official, but also ready & able to party down!

Man, I love Michael K Williams

I dunno, I saw her on WWHL, & she didn't have much of a top on & they looked sized for her body & also jiggly like a real boob.

LOVE this show. I scream w laughter at least once each episode, and what else can you ask from a sitcom :) Thx Slovenly Muse & Trose for those descriptions!

I haven't been watching this season, but on a cold, rainy Sunday my 2 choice are this or L&O: SVU!! ? Anyway, damn Phaedra, good on you. Those kids' stories... I will donate to this camp (maybe not thru Phaedra, but some way). Well ?? Done ?? You ??!

Naomiiiiiiiiii. SUPER FUCKING MODEL

Ditto. The difference between Obama & now is frightening. I cried a little last night when I heard him say it in the show. <3