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Something I never understood with Brandi and Eddies divorce. Why didn't she get a huge settlement ? He left her for LeeAnn Rimes for god's sakes! LeeAnn is so freakin wealthy, why didn't she pay off Brandi the same way Julia Roberts did when she stole her husband from his then wife in exchange for her keeping her mouth shut about the affair? I would have hired the best lawyer I could find to make sure I would be set for life. Stupid, stupid Brandi.

Wow, how pissed do you think Tori was when she saw this episode? Her friends finally realized that she is certifiably insane after the pig situation. They all looked exhausted from dealing with her for a solid weekend. Tori sees on tape that Dean is after all the better parent. She will never forgive him for that! Poor guy, he does not have a chance at a life as long as he stays with her. His best plan is to dive into getting his acting career back on track so he can make enough money to leave her. One minute she wants him to be a stay at home dad, the next she is whining that she has to be the primary bread winner. Which is it, bitch? I believe she doesn't really want him to be successful because she won't be able to control him anymore. Damn, hell has officially frozen over because I actually am rooting for Dean, lying cheater that he is.

Dani and Mo: They need to stop whining about not having any money. They are both being paid to be on this show, right? It may not be much compared to other reality shows, however I'm sure enough to pay off her debt and give them a decent start. I'm sure TLC paid for her hideous wedding dress as well. So Mo needs to STFU about how Dani duped him. I'm pretty much sick of his innocent act bullshit.

Kristin= Olive Oil !! Who ever said that upthread omg she is the exact replica of Popeye's olive oil! Love it. And I still say Stassi looks like Chelsea Clinton.

I have to keep reminding myself that the 3 stooges are all well into their 30's. Very sad cause they act like 21 year olds. And they are going absolutely nowhere with their lives. Well, they are stars on this show so I guess there's that..................

Does anybody believe that lawyer was for real? I'd say straight out of central casting.

There are a lot of things/research these idiots should have done prior to coming to the states. Like save some money of their own. Where is Yamir's money if he was so successful? What did any of these people (aside from Yamir) do before coming here? just sitting on there asses trolling the internet for "rich" Americans?

I want to know more about MJ's boyfriend. If he is a loser, then how dare she criticize Todd! At least the guy still has a job and not living off Kandi's money like MJ predicted he would. Todd's mom passing away is going to fuck with his head in a big way. They were super close, according to what has been said on previous episodes. Kandi said he spoke to his mom twice a day. This will be another contributing factor to this marriage not working. How can he possibly even look at that evil MJ, and watch how he manipulates Kandi while he is grieving over the loss of his own mom.

And Andy pissing his pants with glee over these two, which was even more vomit inducing. I don't understand his obsession with some of his favorite housewives.

Thanks Ivy26. My error was that I should have googled it BEFORE posting. Lesson learned. Jeesh, you would have thought I accused them of murder or something

I swear I remember them talking about it in a very early episode, I just googled it and can't find anything. It could be the Jeub family I'm thinking of....or maybe their history has been re-written.

Michelle was not a virgin when Boob married her. She had already been married and the oldest child (forgot his name) is from Michelles first marriage. What hypocrites.

I know, right??? Think of all the out of work actors dying for a part and they go and cast him. I just don't get Hollyweird.

I am fascinated by the juxtaposition of all the heartache and all of the blessings Bill and Jen have endured. They have so, so much to be thankful for yet have also been faced with difficult challenges and let downs since the day they were born. The grace they display when dealing with life's ups and downs amazes me every time I watch this show. Now, having said that, I wish they would stop constantly asking the kids for kisses all the time! Jeez, we know they love you already! I also think Will does what ever he wants and doesn't really listen to either one of them. He is spoiled. Adorable but spoiled.

With the exception of Kyle because I think her hair is all her own, it's nice to see two ladies without those damn extensions they all insist on wearing (Lisa and Eileen).

Oh, Brandy. You call Lisa to try to start making amends and then proceed to tell her you are not going to kiss her ass! Priceless! What is the crap she was spewing about having to move so much and keep renting because she couldn't get approved to buy a house? Somehow that was Eddie's fault, too? Honey, the reason you would not get loan approval on a home is if your credit score sucks, you have a history of not paying your bills, and/or your income does not meet the price of the home you want to purchase. If you can't buy a house and give your kids some stability, it's your fault, stop blaming Eddie or anybody else you can think of. And if you have to rent, so what's the big deal, your landlord will renew your lease if you have been a good tenant. It still doesn't explain why you are constantly moving.

As for Scott, he had a drinking and partying problem long before his parents passed away. He was lazy and unproductive long before his parents passed away. Kourtney knew what a loser he was when she started working on baby #1. He stays with her for the wealth, the easy life, she stays with him because she wants kids. Not one of these kids was planned with the consent of Scott. She didn't give a rats ass whether he was going to be happy about it or not. At least he loves the kids but I seriously doubt he takes an active part in spending a whole lot of time with them. Kourtney even said he sleeps most of the day. There is nothing to that relationship except convenience.

Yes, perfect marriage for Kim. Not the rest of the normal human race. She was so afraid of getting old and not being married, all she ever really wanted was the "married" title and the baby. She made it clear when she was married to the other one for 72 days that she was uncomfortable living together full time and having to share her life on an everyday ho hum basis. Weren't there rumors that Kanye didn't even spend Thanksgiving with her and the baby? I think this marriage will last a long time, as long as Kanye doesn't start cheating because that would interfere with Kim's image and in the end that is really what it's all about with her, isn't it?

I didn't get the scene where blond bff randomly started making out with Lisa Edelstein. Was that supposed to be for shock value? It didn't work. They're trying too hard.

Let's not forget her bitching about the flowers he gave her at the airport. They weren't roses and she was pissed.

I don't believe for one minute that Jax paid for his nose job. I'm sure BRAVO did it for a storyline because Jax has no storyline without it, I don't care how much it's denied. I actually think it looks good. You have to be careful when doing a nose job on a man, it can easily look too feminine if the doc doesn't know what he is doing. Best part of this stupid filler episode was the puppy. Love that perfect mellow puppy. They better treat it right. I don't even trust those idiots to remember to feed it.

So what? My husband is from Texas and doesn't have a racist bone in his body. Dannys dad would be a racist asshole no matter where he lived.

Kandi really is a mess, she clearly didn't make her millions from managing people and having successful companies, She made her millions because she is an excellent songwriter and that's it. Oh, and did not like the way Todd would not look anybody in the eye in the team meeting or when he was one on one with Don Juan. That always sends a red flag to me. Hell, even Apollo will look you in the eye when he's talking (lying) to you! I always get the vibe from Todd that he is trying to get his ducks in a row cause he knows this marriage ain't gonna last and Kandi already made it clear he's not getting a dime.

Or all of them, for that matter. With the exception of Evelin and Amy these people are all disgusting, clueless losers. I still think we're being punked! No way any these relationships could be real. At least the first season was somewhat believable. How dare that little spineless weasel Danny just sit there and do nothing to defend Amy? her mother is gracious and beautiful, you know her heart is breaking for her daughter, she is just trying to support her as best as she can, she can see a huge mistake being made right before her eyes. I hate Danny even more than I hate his Dad. Evelin looked gorgeous in every wedding dress she tried on. Way to good for Justin and his screwed up family.

One funny for me: Phil takes the shriveled (he thinks) turkey out of the oven and says to Luke frantically "we need something to put this on" and Luke says "a coaster"?