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So now I’m picturing Jason as an actual angel. And as an angel (in my mind) no one can hear when he talks. So that’s why we never hear/see him. 😇

Haha. I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to think the whole rocking seemed ridiculous. (I'm not a mom and haven't been around babies much so I thought maybe that was the norm). Jinger looked adorable in her sweatpants, though. And Felicity is cute.

“You know me. Angel.” "Uh, no we don’t. We don’t know anything about you, Jason."

This Uber driver episode was positively something out of my nightmares. How frightening.

You guys: I didn’t hate it. Not sure what’s wrong with me. Lawson made me laugh.

She might literally rip his head off.

These *cameras are fucking with this poor girl’s life. I feel terrible for her. *In addition to her mother, aunt and grandma.

“I keep forgetting that it’s ‘is’ and not ‘wizz.” Sure Jan.

“Life has been wonderful since May 6th.” Oh my god, John David. You’re cute!

The date with Hannah G: Colton is the cool high school football player and Hannah G is the cute, fun high school cheerleader making out at a party after the big game.

Josiah said The Europe.

Sounds like Munchausen.

Next week on ‘I am Jeanette.’ Greg was not having these conversations on tv. I felt bad for him, but I also felt bad for Jeanette. And Jazz. This was a sad episode.

Aubree is just too cute. When Cole told her she looked pretty, you could see her whole being light up.

“...on my part,” said Jenelle. Omg that is a lost soul if I’ve ever seen one. I like Mark. He should replace someone from the show. Brianna’s boyfriend’s cousin (????) was funny. She’s going to start watching the show 🤣🤣. “So what do you do? You do this and ...?” Totally throwing shade. So MTV runs their ‘if you know someone who’s a victim of violence, call ...’ Hey MTV. YOU know someone who’s a victim, why don’t you fucking do something about it?

I love that Michelle asked if being called ‘Renaissance Fair’ was a good or a bad thing. Do we really know? Gibbon dress was really awful. Really bad. Why was Alyssa being such a bitch to Django?

I can't tell the brothers-in-law (correct grammar?) apart. There was a commercial for Josie's wedding and I thought the groom-to-be was who we were watching on the episode with Carlin last night. I wonder what would happen if Kelly Jo was not touching Gil while doing their talking heads on the couch.

I can’t comprehend the point of these extravagant proposals. This was like an episode of The Bachelor. Carlin reminded me of Gypsy Rose Blanchard tonight. Something so very child-like about her. I do love her style, though.

I googled (not familiar with this actress) and I agree with you as well.

Dr Ting's 'You look great' to Jazz on the second day (I think) was so totally genuine. I never warmed to him until last night. As posted up thread, I CANNOT believe they left the hospital after Jazz felt like something tore as she was getting into the van. Unreal. You're AT the hospital! Go back inside! Jeanette broke my heart last night. I wish I was as calm and level-headed as Greg. Modern medicine is mind-blowingly amazing. Ari had on a very cool ring that I need in my life. ETA: all that lox that Jazz didn't eat! She just had a bagel with cream cheese. One of my most favorite meals in the world is a bagel with lox and cream cheese. The best.

Yup. 100%!!!! She's most similar looking to Jessa.

Demi looks like she could be the evil twin of Erin Bates.

Nm

Tori did NOT SHUT UP the entire time at the studio when Carlin was in the midst of being surprised. Let the girl have the spotlight, Tori; you had your day! Haha. A man can dream....

"One plus two is three?" Are you kidding? That may have been one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Lawson really did not sound good. At. All!. The amount of time, money, and people involved in planning an engagement with this crew is so totally ridiculous. I kind of love that Leanne Marshall has not (yet) made an appearance on the show. The youngest Bates girl reminds me of Lo from Laguna Beach.