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Holy shit that song is awful.

I do not care for Dr. Marcy Bowers in any way, shape or form. Her bedside manner is very off-putting to me.

She reminds me of Trishelle from Real World Las Vegas. **Holy moly that is a large picture! Sorry!**

lol!

I’ll go with it 😉. “Mom, I found a wedding dress but it’s only available in NYC.” ”Great, we’ll leave tomorrow.” What the fuck ever.

This family is living such a completely different lifestyle than they would be without the tv show (as is the case with most reality tv 'stars'), and for some reason, it really really irritates me with this family. I wish I knew why I'm so bothered by it. That's all. Carry on, my snarky friends.

Was Ali drinking a Perrier? She’s such a sophisticated little girl. ♥️

Kail: “It’s your dad on the phone.” Lincoln: “Mine?” Kail: ”No.” 😂🤣 I thought Kail was calling Lux a chicken nugget. It kind of fits. Shirley. What a great name.

The final stages are set for Jazz to undergo the most significant procedure of her entire life, gender confirmation surgery; her doctors provide the final details of this highly experimental and potentially complicated operation. I grew up in Miami and I think this family lives maybe an hour from there? Not entirely sure. They do a great job at showing how pretty S. Florida is. I never appreciated how green it is til I moved away and came back the first time to visit.

Uggg I hate paying even more money for tv. My cable bill pisses me off. Maybe there’s a clip on YouTube...

lol I had a teacher in 10th grade math, Mrs. Robinson, who said that all the time. She was one of my favorite and most memorable teachers. 😊 On topic. What does Morgan do now?

Omg how can I see this???

Screw Nathan for putting it on Dahhhhh-ris to keep Kaiser from David. "No matter what you do not let David have him!' F U, Nathan. Not her job and that was just shitty. How adorable is Aubrey? I love her questioning of 'what happens if he's late/doesn't show?' She's just curious and bright and I love her. Jenelle has legit lost her fucking mind. She's just a body with no soul. Listening to Kail and Lauren rooting Lincoln on at the soccer game was embarrassing. It was like a pissing contest between these two.

This is who Amber reminded me of... Must be the nails 😉.

Australian girl: I've been fat and I've been skinny. And there's the title to my autobiography. Anthony Ryan's outfit was hideous, and I'm afraid he's going to win this whole thing.

Oh yeah, you are right. **short term memory over here :)**

I did laugh when they were at the beach and Skylar and Jazz went for a walk. Jeanette said something like 'talk to a guy. Or talk to a girl. Talk to ANYONE!' I agree she's pushing it, but it was something I could hear my mom saying to me as a younger person. I don't think we've seen Jack and Jackie (LOL) yet this season.

Yes, this. All day, every day. It's depressing me.

😂😂😂 Why is Jazz not going to a recovery center like her friend Skylar did?

I’d be surprised if they were allowed to choose their own. I wish they did more hip-hop. Always my favorite. Victoria’s eyes are really pretty.

Tyler’s sister Amber looks and sounds like Joan Cusack. Did Cate even speak?

I gave this show up I think season 3 when Alex needed brain surgery. The kid bothered me so much and I couldn't stand to watch him. But I was also so sad for him. Fast forward to now. Out of total boredom I started watching again and I’m all caught up. I find Alex so endearing. There’s just something about him. Good for Liz and her art, but all of those pieces look like what you'd do at one of those drinking and painting places. The guy at zip lining was like ‘and we’ll do our best to catch you. Does that sound good?’ That made me laugh. Alex’s reaction was funny. He’s thinking ‘of course you should catch me!’ I wonder what causes him to have such deep fears. And their little cousin Ella (think that’s her name) is so adorable.

Dr. Drew seemed literally mesmerized by Bristol's smile. It reminded me of Elaine and The Wiz... Also, Amber is someone who will never ever be happy bc she's just so god damn miserable all the time. She doesn't allow happiness into her life.

This show has to be scripted. I thought the resident Poet Laureate was about to break into some Spoken Word with his mom at dinner.

I liked Jen's observation that their stockings should have said ''mommy' and 'daddy' instead of 'Jen and Bill.'