S09.E06: Last Fling Before The Ring

[Mu Shu]

On 12/13/2018 at 7:29 PM, TattleTeeny said:

Even when it's a gaggle of shrieking complete strangers in a place where I also am (just trying to have some drinks, man!), I feel like I need to get far away! And if my friends ever threw me a stripper penis engagement party, I would call me an Uber and flee that scene!

I used to work in an adult store, and would claim diarrhea and hide in the bathroom when the bridal party morons come in.  Everything was penispenispenis!!! PENIS!  They bought all this penis shaped crap and lugged it to their awful fucking parties.   Good god, these idiots shrieking over penises when 2 shelves over sat the worst kind of scat porn.  I’d rather wait on the shit lovers any day. 

[ZaldamoWilder]

14 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

I used to work in an adult store, and would claim diarrhea and hide in the bathroom when the bridal party morons come in.  Everything was penispenispenis!!! PENIS!  They bought all this penis shaped crap and lugged it to their awful fucking parties.   Good god, these idiots shrieking over penises when 2 shelves over sat the worst kind of scat porn.  I’d rather wait on the shit lovers any day. 

I may be escorted off the premises for this search but:  worth it.  

[walnutqueen]

So many things to say  - none of them appropriate to post ...

Sitting on my hands, y'all.  Choking back the tears of laughter.