S06.E02: Unfaithful

[Pachengala]

On 12/16/2017 at 5:59 AM, ticklemepink said:

Again, Schwartz POURED A DRINK OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND's (now wife's) HEAD on national TV. AND cheated on her. AND refused to have her back when she fought with Jax. AND goes on trips/parties that she is not invited to.

I am certain that he would have a mental breakdown if you asked him to choose who to save from a burning building: Katie or Jax or Sandoval. He would be conflicted!!!

I feel so much pity for Katie for thinking that this is man who would be the best life partner for her, and the future father of her children. It's completely bone-chilling.  

I would normally totally agree with you but Katie is such a nasty, miserable little person so in this case I'd say she gets what she deserves.

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Pachengala said:

I would normally totally agree with you but Katie is such a nasty, miserable little person so in this case I'd say she gets what she deserves.

Katie dated Schwartz for years and he has always behaved the same way towards her and his friends. It's not like he hid his true character from her. She went eyes wide open into this marriage.

Now that she and Stassi are back in good terms - Katie's nastiness becomes more apparent

[Fiero425]

5 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Katie dated Schwartz for years and he has always behaved the same way towards her and his friends. It's not like he hid his true character from her. She went eyes wide open into this marriage.

Now that she and Stassi are back in good terms - Katie's nastiness becomes more apparent

She needed a b!tch like Schwartz to allow her bossiness! Poor guy; he's done! Talk about "whipped!" He only gets some balls when loaded and she's too fk'd up to fight back when a drink is tossed on her! ;-)

[Ubiquitous]

So, less than one ep later, Jax confesses that he really did cheat on Brittany with Faith. I'm not sure if I'm grateful they didn't stretch this out for the entire season again, but Brittany seemed to be laying it on a bit thick, if you get my drift. It's hard enough to feel bad for you, knowing you're not as naïve and innocent as you want people to think, but who the hell decides to run off and spend the weekend in Vegas partying and hooking up with strangers after your bf does this to you? Schemer, you can sit down and shut up right now with that "Trust me, I know. That was me 6 months ago" nonsense.

 

On ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 0:45 PM, teapot said:

edited out of Brittany's phone convo w/Mama:

"BABY GIRL you gotta get back in there if you wanna keep being a tee-vee star!  Do you always swallow?  What about butt sex?"

BWAH! I was thinking something similar about that phone call!

 

What is the deal with Katie not being invited to parties with Shwartzie? Is someone holding a grudge, or has she pissed off people by becoming "Tequila Kate" too many times?

 

So we finally meet the mysterious Patrick! I swear I could smell that douchebag with his hair in a bun thru my TV set. It really began to annoy me the tone with which he spoke to StASSi and how he kept leaning in and out, but you know what? She deserves him. OK, who else laughed at her plans to become a party planner and thinking she was qualified for the job b/c she watched a bunch of YouTube videos? I appreciated the flashback clips of the last times Multimillionairess Lisa Vanderbucks gave Stassi a job to do for her.

 

Once again, LGB Ally Lisa Vanderbucks shows up for the annual pride festivities to show what a great humanitarian she is. Couldn't they find anyone better to serve as this year's mascot? I kinda felt sorry for seeing her wearing that lame hat and cape. I wonder if she made someone make that for her or she did it on her own? Equally tiring was Multimillionaire Animal Lover Lisa Vanderbucks pretending to interview DJ Muppet Baby's "model" friend for a job at her upscale dog pound. I dunno, something about it looked fishy, as in "tax write-off".

 

Meanwhile, Adrianna showed us that stand up comedy is not the only thing she takes seriously at the "leather tent" with Flat Iron Tom. Talk abut a buzz-kill!

 

On ‎12‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:10 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Is Jax wearing a Taco Bell sweatshirt backwards?

It sure looked like a Taco Bell sweatshirt! Classy!

 

On ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 6:22 PM, Maharincess said:

What addictions?   I must have missed something. I've never heard of Max having any kind of drug or alcohol problems. I haven't always been a regular viewer of the show though so I may have missed it. I do remember the first season of BH Housewives that Lisa was all up in arms that Max's friend smoked weed. I remember her fretting about a little weed while she was pouring Pandora a huge glass of wine (hypocrite).  What is he addicted to? 

I think Max's addictions were covered on RHoBH at some point in the past. I don't watch it regularly enough to provide details.

[ExplainItAgain]

10 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

Schemer, you can sit down and shut up right now with that "Trust me, I know. That was me 6 months ago" nonsense.

The two worst friends to have: the "I totally know what you mean because ME ME ME and my situation and ME ME ME" person and the one-upper. "Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? My boyfriend cheated on me, plus he has a drug problem and I found all this out on the day my mother got diagnosed with cancer."

[WhosThatGirl]

According to a tweet katie said she wouldn’t have wanted to go to arinias brothers party if she had been invited. Also from my understanding her and Arinia are friends still and have been. I think she doesn’t get along with her brother but also I know after the reunion last season, there was bad blood with Jermery and Stassi and tweets back and forth between the two. 

Anyways.. I still really have my doubts that it was Faith who Jax cheated with. I mean.. I don’t doubt that he cheated I just don’t know if it Faith for sure. I mean she may be taking the fall because she’s desperate to be a cast member on this show  and again I am like why? I mean.. I know it’s been in for seasons but trying to get in on it this late in the game is a bad move  and it worked for a few others to be in a cheating storyline, Arinia, Lala, James probably his girlfriend next season,  or his new  best friend who seemed upset when James girlfriend returned, and if Faith really wanted to be in the show that badly, she’s going to do anything.

Hell she was trying to be Lalas friend for almost half a season and trying to date Lisa’s son which she should have known that would get her further and further away from the show as Lisa never really has him on the show. It’s just odd, how people are willing to act just to be on this show and again.. I ask why. Only because lately I’m starting to think this show might be running it’s course? Maybe I’m wrong.

I really thought last season was going to be the last season- up until Lisa was offering the Toms a new bar to make their own. I thought the wedding episode was wrapping things up and showing the gang growing up. But then I was wrong. 

The problem is this new storyline is really just a retread of season one and season two of Stassi and Jax, only with Brittany taking the role of Stassis role. And Jax cares none at all. At least with Stassi in both season one and two, he did seem like he cared about Stassi and wanted her, even if he was a cheating cheater who lies and all that. With Brittany.. he sounds like he couldn’t care less. Like really.

His interview “girlfriends are a dime a dozen” why is Brittany still with him? I hope that in real life they are broken up and since I follow them on twitter/Instagram I know they’ve been going to events and such together as a couple but I hope that’s contract obligation crap that they have to do to not give anything away right now. I don’t know. I just don’t think I could watch someone who claims they love me be so callous about the relationship. That’s a really awful thing to say. I know it’s a little throwaway comment but days later.. that little comment has really bothered me. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

8 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:

According to a tweet katie said she wouldn’t have wanted to go to arinias brothers party if she had been invited. Also from my understanding her and Arinia are friends still and have been. I think she doesn’t get along with her brother but also I know after the reunion last season, there was bad blood with Jermery and Stassi and tweets back and forth between the two. 

Anyways.. I still really have my doubts that it was Faith who Jax cheated with. I mean.. I don’t doubt that he cheated I just don’t know if it Faith for sure. I mean she may be taking the fall because she’s desperate to be a cast member on this show  and again I am like why? I mean.. I know it’s been in for seasons but trying to get in on it this late in the game is a bad move  and it worked for a few others to be in a cheating storyline, Arinia, Lala, James probably his girlfriend next season,  or his new  best friend who seemed upset when James girlfriend returned, and if Faith really wanted to be in the show that badly, she’s going to do anything.

Hell she was trying to be Lalas friend for almost half a season and trying to date Lisa’s son which she should have known that would get her further and further away from the show as Lisa never really has him on the show. It’s just odd, how people are willing to act just to be on this show and again.. I ask why. Only because lately I’m starting to think this show might be running it’s course? Maybe I’m wrong.

I really thought last season was going to be the last season- up until Lisa was offering the Toms a new bar to make their own. I thought the wedding episode was wrapping things up and showing the gang growing up. But then I was wrong. 

The problem is this new storyline is really just a retread of season one and season two of Stassi and Jax, only with Brittany taking the role of Stassis role. And Jax cares none at all. At least with Stassi in both season one and two, he did seem like he cared about Stassi and wanted her, even if he was a cheating cheater who lies and all that. With Brittany.. he sounds like he couldn’t care less. Like really.

His interview “girlfriends are a dime a dozen” why is Brittany still with him? I hope that in real life they are broken up and since I follow them on twitter/Instagram I know they’ve been going to events and such together as a couple but I hope that’s contract obligation crap that they have to do to not give anything away right now. I don’t know. I just don’t think I could watch someone who claims they love me be so callous about the relationship. That’s a really awful thing to say. I know it’s a little throwaway comment but days later.. that little comment has really bothered me. 

Arinia is a great nickname for Ariana.  Chronicles of Arinia.

Jermery is a great nickname for Jeremy. But I won't use it until he has earned it.

[WhosThatGirl]

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Arinia is a great nickname for Ariana.  Chronicles of Arinia.

Jermery is a great nickname for Jeremy. But I won't use it until he has earned it.

Ha. I’m typing on a touch pad  which after years I still don’t have a hang of and I don’t really double check my spelling always.

[Sun-Bun]

I still adore the "Amazing Ariana" nickname someone suggested, to echo the Amazing Amy comparison from the "Gone Girl" book/movie....because that whole "cool girl" speech Amy gives in the book/movie is exactly who Adriana is. I mean beyond the sexual stuff, the similarities are so eerily spot on: 

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Edited December 21, 2017 by Sun-Bun

[WhosThatGirl]

11 minutes ago, Sun-Bun said:

I still adore the "Amazing Ariana" nickname someone suggested, to echo the Amazing Amy comparison from the "Gone Girl" book/movie....because that whole "cool girl" speech Amy gives in the book/movie is exactly who Adriana is. I mean beyond the sexual stuff, the similarities are so eerily spot on: 

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

I remember that. That was fun. And then we all joked about how like in the movie “amazing Ariana” was slowly falling apart at times. 

[HunterHunted]

18 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:

I remember that. That was fun. And then we all joked about how like in the movie “amazing Ariana” was slowly falling apart at times. 

Part of me thinks that their dry spell is Ariana slowing setting Sandoval up to cheat on her in some horrific way that she's able to exit the relationship on top or her attempted murder. Either way it's going to be very Vanderpump Rules meets Gone Girl as that relationship disintegrates. One of my favorite reviews of Gone Girl subtitled it: Two assholes refuse to talk to each other and inflict their crazy dysfunction on everyone else. This could be the subtitle for every Vanderpump Rules relationship.

[WhosThatGirl]

Seriously, someone said it best that Ariana and Tom are the real life version  Desi and Marnie from Girls. 

Case in point when they fought over the cocktail book and there was a scene a couple seasons ago when Lisa was having some sort of event and wanted to have a special unique drink and Tom and Ariana were both fighting over which ones of theirs was better. Like wen Marnie and Desi would fight over their songs.

Edited December 22, 2017 by WhosThatGirl