Ubiquitous April 30, 2014 Share April 30, 2014 YKYOwSW... You wonder if the bacon-wrapped dates someone brought to a pool party taste like BBQ potato chips. 2 Link to comment
ragstoriches May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 I don't know if this is an obsession, but every time I see the phrase "attention to detail" I immediately think of SLop. 1 Link to comment
ragstoriches July 6, 2014 Share July 6, 2014 You can't see the phrase "moon and stars" without thinking of SLop. *facepalm* 1 Link to comment
AKA...CJ86 July 9, 2014 Share July 9, 2014 You know you're obsessed with SLOP when…I have a few buddhas around the house…and every time…when somebody asks about them I finish wit: "My Buddha, She's Faux…" 2 Link to comment
Ubiquitous August 10, 2014 Author Share August 10, 2014 YKYOwSW... while driving home from family reunion in Texas, I saw a sign for Ivars and remembered a certain reedited ep. Ithink this particular Ivars, however, was a bar. Link to comment
Ubiquitous November 2, 2014 Author Share November 2, 2014 YKYOwSW... you get an email from Boston Market containing "recipes". Link to comment
Ubiquitous November 28, 2014 Author Share November 28, 2014 YKYOwSW... you're watching an obligatory "what to do with Thanksgiving leftovers?" segment on a morning news program when a chef makes milkshakes from the pumpkin pies' filling. 1 Link to comment
ragstoriches November 29, 2014 Share November 29, 2014 I'm guessing he didn't add booze though, which I am sure SLop would do! And topped with Cool Whip and punkin pie spice, of course. YKYOWS when... An old "Facts of Life" rerun you watched on Youtube makes you think of SLop. Link to comment
Ubiquitous November 30, 2014 Author Share November 30, 2014 I'm guessing he didn't add booze though, which I am sure SLop would do! And topped with Cool Whip and punkin pie spice, of course.Oh, he did that! Link to comment
ragstoriches November 30, 2014 Share November 30, 2014 I stand corrected. Very Sandy-like. Link to comment
grisgris December 6, 2014 Share December 6, 2014 YKYOWS when... I was reading an article about William's and Kate's trip to NYC. Part of the itinerary had Kate visiting a children's charity and wrapping gifts with New York's "first lady." I was horrified when I thought of Kate with SLOP, when I re-read the article, it was the first lady of NYC. Whew... Kate dodged a bullet there. 3 Link to comment
vera charles December 8, 2014 Share December 8, 2014 Holy crap, grisgris, can you imagine Aunt Sandy and Duchess Kate hanging out together? And who knows what kind of crazy gift wrapping tablescape would be involved. And mocktails, since even Sandy would know not to offer a pregnant woman an alcoholic drink. (She does know that much, rIght?) What a missed opportunity!!! Link to comment
ragstoriches December 8, 2014 Share December 8, 2014 She did have a cocktail for her combined wedding/baby shower Semi-Ho episode (aka The Blinding Yellow Episode, I believe). I'm sure the cocktail was strictly for a bridal shower though. Right? RIGHT? Of course she never actually said so... Link to comment
vera charles December 9, 2014 Share December 9, 2014 I can't believe Aunt Sandy didn't have one of these! 4 Link to comment
ragstoriches December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 Kind of puts Aunt Sandy's cocktail tree to shame! Link to comment
Ubiquitous December 10, 2014 Author Share December 10, 2014 Holy crap, grisgris, can you imagine Aunt Sandy and Duchess Kate hanging out together? And who knows what kind of crazy gift wrapping tablescape would be involved. And mocktails, since even Sandy would know not to offer a pregnant woman an alcoholic drink. (She does know that much, rIght?) What a missed opportunity!!!I'd be more concerned about SLoP trying to make or recreate British food or whatever the royal palace is famous for serving. Link to comment
ragstoriches December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 I'd be more concerned about SLoP trying to make or recreate British food or whatever the royal palace is famous for serving. Already done. Didn't she have that Semi-Ho episode with the British theme? I don't remember much about it, except I think that was the one where she used this product called Steam 'n' Mash or something like that, and put a horse bridle on the table for her 'scape. Link to comment
vera charles December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 Didn't she have that Semi-Ho episode with the British theme? She did! It was called English Feast and featured a steamed pudding made of cereal and cooked in a slow cooker. That Sandy, what a trip. 2 Link to comment
grisgris December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 I think Sandy would show up to greet Kate dressed in a long white fur (hopefully fake) coat (picture Liberace) and some type of gaudy white fascinator with lots of feathers and completed with white elbow-length gloves and white Stevie Nicks platform boots. She'd probably break royal protocol (ala LeBron James) and give Kate a huge bear hug. The drink would be a mocktail with some kind of cheapo insta-brew tea and vanilla yogurt (nice and runny and lumpy) whizzed up in the blender with pumpkin pie spice and garnished with Cool Whip and a huge white feathered plume (think the fairy queen cocktails from Halloweens past. Of course, Sandy would liberally spike hers with vanella vodka. Tea sammiches with Wonder Bread (sans crusts) filled with cheddar cheese soup and shredded pepper jack cheese. SH wedding treats are trotted out for the hollowed-out cucumbers with that awful faux crab meat, capers and cream cheese fillings, with dill and lemon juice from a bottle. Dessert -- whack-a-dough "scones" made with instant cinnamon-raisin oatmeal and almond paste (or you could substitute ricotta cheese.) The gift wrapping would be a cinch. White paper and white ribbon. Wah-la! (I have been watching the old SH Christmas specials on DVR and I sure miss Aunt Sandy.) 3 Link to comment
WhitneyWhit December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 The first thing I thought when I heard that William and Kate were coming to New York was that somewhere, Sandra dropped a bottle of vanilla vodka in dramatic fashion and began working on her tablescape because her career as a social climber was going to reach it's climax, she was going to meet actual royalty. I bet she was threatening Andrew's life while trying to make it happen and is pissed that it didn't. 1 Link to comment
grisgris May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 YKYOwSL... I just opened up an email for an estate sale and was thrilled by this guy's collection of nutcrackers. He even had a 6 ft. Bjorn wannabee! 4 Link to comment
Ubiquitous October 1, 2015 Author Share October 1, 2015 YKYOwSW... you see this image and immediately think of what would be feat5ured on SLop's next Halloween special. http://imgur.com/4aM0b92 1 Link to comment
grisgris October 2, 2015 Share October 2, 2015 That's pretty creepy! I hope that Sandy gets well and can some day have more Halloween specials. 1 Link to comment
chessiegal October 2, 2015 Share October 2, 2015 Latest reports say she is well - cancer free. So - yeah - more Halloween episodes please! 1 Link to comment
vera charles October 3, 2015 Share October 3, 2015 That picture was disgusting! Right up Aunt Sandy's alley. Link to comment
grisgris October 3, 2015 Share October 3, 2015 YKYOWSW, I saw a recipe and one of the ingredients was McCormick's pumpkin pie spice aig-stract! Wallah! 3 Link to comment
vera charles October 9, 2015 Share October 9, 2015 I had to look up pumpkin pie spice extract because I've never seen it in a store. It's 83% alcohol! Definitely, that would be one of Aunt Sandy's favorites. 3 Link to comment
Ubiquitous November 19, 2015 Author Share November 19, 2015 YKYOwSW you're doing a marketing survey for a "pre-made" frosting concept and think "Well, this would be one less step for SLoP's frosting-in-a-Glad-baggie trick". Link to comment
ragstoriches November 19, 2015 Share November 19, 2015 (edited) YKYOWSW....you happen to be standing next to the seasoning packets at your regular groshry store and start feeling very heavy Sandy vibes. I am not kidding...it's like she was there in spirit or something. Edited November 19, 2015 by ragstoriches 4 Link to comment
grisgris December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 YKNYOWSW: I was watching the finale of "Holiday Baking Championship," and the camera zoomed in on a plastic container of, you guessed it, MARSCAPONE. Seriously, the container was labeled that way (obviously by FN monkeys, but still...) for a PROFESSIONAL BAKING COMPETITION???? 3 Link to comment
chessiegal December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 YKNYOWSW: I was watching the finale of "Holiday Baking Championship," and the camera zoomed in on a plastic container of, you guessed it, MARSCAPONE. Seriously, the container was labeled that way (obviously by FN monkeys, but still...) for a PROFESSIONAL BAKING COMPETITION???? Where's Giada when you need her? 1 Link to comment
vera charles December 25, 2015 Share December 25, 2015 Mars Capone? Is he any relation to Al Capone? (Old SLop / TWOP joke. Merry Christmas, all!) 4 Link to comment
jcbrown December 26, 2015 Share December 26, 2015 (edited) Mars Capone? Is he any relation to Al Capone? (Old SLop / TWOP joke. Merry Christmas, all!) He's Vinny Garette's colleague, isn't he? Happy X-mas, my fellow shrikes. Edited December 27, 2015 by jcbrown 4 Link to comment
Ubiquitous February 2, 2016 Author Share February 2, 2016 I was watching that hipster douchbag's Food Network show in the waiting room this morning and he was visiting a rib place whose owner boils his ribs and couldn't help but remember the time SLop boiled pork ribs in roiling chicken stock for several hours. Oh yeah, he still think doing things like shoving his face into a bowl of sour cream after eating something super spicy is funny beyond words. Ugh. Link to comment
chessiegal February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 That reminds me of asking my husband (born and raised in Alabama) if his family had New Year's Day food traditions. I'm from Pennsylvania, and we always had pork chops. He said they always had pork of some sort too, but one year his mother decided to make pork ribs in a pressure cooker - and they were absolutely inedible. Link to comment
ragstoriches February 10, 2016 Share February 10, 2016 (edited) The other day I saw a commercial for some Denim and Diamonds gala. Only other place I heard "denim and diamonds" was, well, you know. Edited February 10, 2016 by ragstoriches 1 Link to comment
ByTor February 12, 2016 Share February 12, 2016 I was watching that hipster douchbag's Food Network show in the waiting room this morning and he was visiting a rib place whose owner boils his ribs and couldn't help but remember the time SLop boiled pork ribs in roiling chicken stock for several hours.Off topic but this reminds me of a conversation my sisters had. My one sister was talking about hot dogs, my other sister asked how she makes them and she said boiled. Well, somehow things got confused and she thought she meant she boils her burgers. Sounds just as bad! Link to comment
Ubiquitous February 17, 2016 Author Share February 17, 2016 Off topic but this reminds me of a conversation my sisters had. My one sister was talking about hot dogs, my other sister asked how she makes them and she said boiled. Well, somehow things got confused and she thought she meant she boils her burgers. Sounds just as bad! Why do I have the strange feeling SLop did that once? ha ha 2 Link to comment
ragstoriches March 9, 2016 Share March 9, 2016 I was at the seasoning/spices section of the groshry store (although not my reg'lar one), and what did I see? Pumpkin pie spice! OK, I'm sure that stuff is everywhere, but this was my first sighting. 1 Link to comment
ragstoriches April 1, 2016 Share April 1, 2016 YKYOWSW....you make more than one attempt in a single trip to your regular groshry store to page through Sandy's latest magazine, hoping the person who is in the aisle doesn't notice, trying to get an eyeful of as much as you can without actually buying it, eye-rolling at the names of her cocktails, such as the Honey-Bunny-Tini (yes, that is real). Was it ever mentioned on here before that there is a brand of margarita called Sandra Lee's Cocktail Time? Because there is. 1 Link to comment
3pwood April 1, 2016 Share April 1, 2016 YKYOWSW....you make more than one attempt in a single trip to your regular groshry store to page through Sandy's latest magazine, hoping the person who is in the aisle doesn't notice, trying to get an eyeful of as much as you can without actually buying it, eye-rolling at the names of her cocktails, such as the Honey-Bunny-Tini (yes, that is real). Was it ever mentioned on here before that there is a brand of margarita called Sandra Lee's Cocktail Time? Because there is. I mentioned it somewhere a week or 2 ago, when I saw several bottles of it prominently displayed at Trader Joe's. Yesterday, the same display had only 1 bottle left. 1 Link to comment
ivygirl April 6, 2016 Share April 6, 2016 I mentioned it somewhere a week or 2 ago, when I saw several bottles of it prominently displayed at Trader Joe's. Yesterday, the same display had only 1 bottle left.I came here to post about this!The SAME THING happened at my local TJ's. One lonely bottle. Anyone tried it? I dunno... I think Imma take one for the team... Link to comment
3pwood April 6, 2016 Share April 6, 2016 Well how bad could a margarita be, after all? But you could probably make your own cheaper. I did think it was a pretty bottle, though. Link to comment
ragstoriches April 6, 2016 Share April 6, 2016 That depends...did Sandy actually make it? If so, there may be more alcohol in there than there needs to be. Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 6, 2017 Share May 6, 2017 Happy Saturday morning! Wasn't Aunt Snady on at 10AM Saturday mornings? Posting to remind you all to remember to remove the seeds from red sweet peppers because they're "spicy!" Miss you all! 2 Link to comment
Ubiquitous August 19, 2018 Author Share August 19, 2018 I think this meme I saw needs no explanation. 2 Link to comment
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