Quotes of Tomorrow

[BaggythePanther]

Now I kind of want a fan fic about it. Did this loan happen right after the Earth-X invasion? Between seasons 2 and 3 when Ray was working at Upswipes? My inquiring mind wants to know. 

[bettername2come]

Mick: What kind of gun is this?

Ray: Did you just try to shoot her shoot her?

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Gary: Where's my nipple?!

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Charlie: Are you kidding me? Vandal Savage? Is that a real name?

Constantine: And here's me thinking Damien Darhk's moniker's a bit on the nose.

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Nate's mom: Zari! What a beautiful name for such a beautiful woman with beautiful child-bearing hips. 

[BaggythePanther]

Sara: We can’t afford any screw-ups on this one. We’ve got to bag this guy quick.

Constantine: Got to stay sharp, you mean?

[jhlipton]

On 4/1/2019 at 6:01 PM, bettername2come said:

Gary: Where's my nipple?!

Who's going to tell him that it was destroyed by an evil unicorn from Hell???

[bettername2come]

Gary: I've always wanted to unravel a conspiracy. I'll need a bulletin board and index cards. I've already got yarn. I've been getting into crochet.

Zari: Me too!

Gary: We should start a club!

Zari: We'll talk.

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Hank: Siri! Alexa! Gideon! Fire up the ship!

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Sara: We are going to Disney World!

Mick: Ugh! Haven't we been tortured enough?

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Nixon: Oh, God, I've been kidnapped by hippies.

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Ray: I've never been pulled over before! What do I do?

Sara: You just  - pull over!

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Ray: My family and I are on our way to North Carolina to see the World's Largest Chest of Drawers!

Yes, we do have that. And second Arrowverse reference to NC in the last month. Woohoo!

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Cop: Like I thought. You're high as a Goodyear blimp.

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Mick: I want to grow my hair out and look like Fabio.

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Hank: That voice sounds familiar.

Nate: I don't recognize her. Or him. I don't hear gender.

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Ray: What do we do? We can't drive through them.

Mick: Kill 'em. Kill 'em all.

Ray: No!

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Nixon: Actually, there's nothing good about my name. If you grew up with the name Dick Milhous, you'd be a bastard too.

[BaggythePanther]

Constantine: Let’s put Dick in a box.

[bettername2come]

Zari: We are so not passing the Bechdel test right now.

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Sanjay: I am Kamadeva, the Hindu god of love.

Zari: Awesome. 

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Zari: Damn it, this is definitely a dream. 

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Mona: Jane Austen. It's time for you to pay!

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Nora: I think this music is magical. 

Ray: I want to express my feelings for you in verse.

Nora: Is that necessary?

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Charlie: Is this a Bollywood musical number?

Zari: You bet your ass it is.

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Mona: Zari! Wait, why did I sing that? Okay, I'm just gonna go with the whole singing thing,

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Nate: You weren't torturing magical creatures. You were training them to be in a theme park.

Edited April 16, 2019 by bettername2come

[MarkHB]

Zari:

Fixed the timeline as a cat,

Saved a cowboy, kept his hat,

Took Salem's breath away,

Got stuck reliving the same day!

The full lyrics are officially posted here.

[BaggythePanther]

On 4/17/2019 at 7:05 AM, MarkHB said:

Zari:

Fixed the timeline as a cat,

Saved a cowboy, kept his hat,

Took Salem's breath away,

Got stuck reliving the same day!

The full lyrics are officially posted here.

Technically she relived the same hour, but I guess that doesn’t rhyme.

[bettername2come]

Sara: Woman the ship.

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Charlie: Natari. Your couple name. Cause you're Zari and he's Nate.

Zari: You know I'm a superhero, right? I can blast you across the room with my wind powers.

 Charlie: Yeah, wind powers? Not that scary.

Mick: Yeah, you're basically a magical hair dryer. 

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Zari: I don't even know why I'm talking to you two. You don't even date humans.

Mick: Love's love.

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Constantine: Too bad there aren't any Beebos around to hug you to death. 

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Nora: I just need some coffee. I'm fine.

Constantine: And I'm sober. 

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Sara: Let's move to the suburbs and recycle till we die.

*cut to the most reused set in the Arrowverse.* I'm choosing to believe that was intentional.

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Ava: We should talk about whether or not we want kids.

Sara: We should wait till the other eight are old enough to hear the news. 

[Jediknight]

Nate: If this is my dad's mistress, I'm gonna jump out a window.

Zari: What is this, Legends Eye of the Straight Guy?
Charlie: You're straight?

[MarkHB]

17 hours ago, bettername2come said:

*cut to the most reused set in the Arrowverse.* I'm choosing to believe that was intentional.

Which set was that?  I honestly have no eye for this stuff.

[shantown]

18 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Sara: Let's move to the suburbs and recycle till we die.
*cut to the most reused set in the Arrowverse.* I'm choosing to believe that was intentional.

1 hour ago, MarkHB said:

Which set was that?  I honestly have no eye for this stuff.

Right? I'm always amazed when people remember every alley and warehouse ever used. I seriously never notice when they redress a set for a different purpose!

[bettername2come]

2 hours ago, shantown said:

Right? I'm always amazed when people remember every alley and warehouse ever used. I seriously never notice when they redress a set for a different purpose!

3 hours ago, MarkHB said:

Which set was that?  I honestly have no eye for this stuff.

It was a warehouse. It’s possible they have multiple warehouse sets, but I definitely have seen that one before.

[legaleagle53]

On 4/22/2019 at 6:00 PM, bettername2come said:

Sara: Woman the ship.

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Charlie: Natari. Your couple name. Cause you're Zari and he's Nate.

Zari: You know I'm a superhero, right? I can blast you across the room with my wind powers.

 Charlie: Yeah, wind powers? Not that scary.

Mick: Yeah, you're basically a magical hair dryer. 

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Zari: I don't even know why I'm talking to you two. You don't even date humans.

Mick: Love's love.

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Constantine: Too bad there aren't any Beebos around to hug you to death. 

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Nora: I just need some coffee. I'm fine.

Constantine: And I'm sober. 

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Sara: Let's move to the suburbs and recycle till we die.

*cut to the most reused set in the Arrowverse.* I'm choosing to believe that was intentional.

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Ava: We should talk about whether or not we want kids.

Sara: We should wait till the other eight are old enough to hear the news. 

Sara: What's Gary doing in your subconscious?

Ava: I may have some issues with Gary.

[Starfish35]

“Even the mummy thought it was awkward.”  😂

Edited April 30, 2019 by Starfish35

[BaggythePanther]

Ava: You see them whip skills?

Sara: Yeah, it gave me an idea for date night.

[bettername2come]

Mona: Are you sure Gary's qualified for...responsibilities?

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Sara: There is such a thing as too much exposition, Gideon. 

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Mick: When a team member goes dark, you end them before they end you. 

Wrong, but eloquently stated.

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Nora: My paperwork keeps getting rejected because I'm fifteen and living in a mental institution.

Mona: I keep forgetting we don't have normal problems. 

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Gary: Now, gaze into the nipple,

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Constantine: I'll see you lovely lot in the end. I'm gonna save Ray. 

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Ava: That's why you came back to the Time Bureau. So you could nipnotize everybody and take over. 

[bettername2come]

Sara: Can you guys stop being dragon baby crazy right now?

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Gary: And now I have three nipples because a spare never hurts.

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Gary: I feel like we need more than a three-people bridge scene.

Sara: Oh, we love three-people bridge scenes.

Ava: Otherwise we just stand around all day.

Gary: Oh, so that's why Mick's always angry. 

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Charlie: If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you.

Zari: I would love a ghost friend. 

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Nora: Book club forever.

Mona: Book club forever. 

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Ava: I never should've made you do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. That's illegal anyway. 

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Sara: Don't worry. We'll do what we always do.

Mick: Yeah. Forming stupid Beebos. 

[BaggythePanther]

I did a re-watch (1st episode in 4b I felt like watching a second time) and picked up this quote:

Sara: I’m stuck at book club. Move on to Plan B.

Zari: What’s Plan B?

Mick: I only listen for my name.

Nate: I assume it’s like Plan A but, you know, with less people.

[bettername2come]

Frederick: Ogre wins again!

Mick: Cheating bastard. No one outdrinks Mick Rory!

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Neron: As much as I'd like to pontificate about my bigger plan...

Fairy Godmother: I taught him better than that.

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Zari: That's where the kids used to gang up on me and say "Zari, Zari, why are your clothes so sorry?"

Nate: I would've said "Zari, Zari, you smell like calamari." (beat) Bullying is bad.

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Zari: I feel like that would've worked better with the real trinity.

Sara: I asked. They said "Hard pass."

Nate: Should've done the crossover.

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Vandal Savage: What were we fighting about all those years ago?

Ray: Your penchant for world domination and inability to accept rejection.

Vandal Savage: Translation: it was about a girl.

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Kid: They said this was a superhero show!

Mick: These brats don't respect art.

[bettername2come]

Ray's Magazine Cover: Demon or Delightful?

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Ava: What do we got? Time pirates, time terrorism, time sex tourism?

Behrad: Wow, Ava, you could be a supervillain if you applied yourself.

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Nate: All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

Sara: And now you're copying my thing. 

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Ava: My condolence card wasn't awkward. "Dear Sara, I'm sorry the vigilante you slept with when he was already dating your sister died. Some say it's better to have loved and lost, but I hope you never loved him at all."

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Ava: You know, sometimes what happens on this ship would be hard for an audience to follow.

 

[BaggythePanther]

On 1/22/2020 at 12:49 PM, bettername2come said:

Ava: What do we got? Time pirates, time terrorism, time sex tourism?

Behrad: Wow, Ava, you could be a supervillain if you applied yourself.

Between this and Ava’s serial killer obsession I hope we get an episode of Dark Ava one day.

[bettername2come]

 

54 minutes ago, BaggythePanther said:

Between this and Ava’s serial killer obsession I hope we get an episode of Dark Ava one day.

And then there's this gem from last season.

On 5/13/2019 at 8:59 PM, bettername2come said:

Ava: I never should've made you do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. That's illegal anyway.

[legaleagle53]

Club patron fleeing the scene during Ava's drunken 40s-style karaoke attempt: “It’s awful. The worst thing I’ve seen in my life, and I was there when the Hindenburg went down!”

Oh, the humanity!

Edited February 11, 2020 by legaleagle53

[Jediknight]

Sara: "Babe, it's happening."
Ava: "We're final girls!"

[bettername2come]

Nora: How am I supposed to help kids in need when these kids don't even know what they need? Because trust me no one has ever become a better person with a pony.

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Sara: Well then, babe, grab your autograph book, because we're gonna go catch a serial killer. Gideon, take us to 2004.

Nate: And order one of these mattresses using promo code "LACERATION". 

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Sara: I'm Lisa and this is Kelly and you wouldn't remember us 'cause we were losers. Total zeroes.

Tiffany: I don't. Isn't time weird? 

Sara: So weird.

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Nate: We just went from John Hughes to John Carpenter. 

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Zari: That's right! Feel the burn of Dragoness, you psycho! 

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Ava: I cannot believe I got to get an exclusive scoop for Stab Cast and I got to be the final girl.

Sara: Well, technically, I never died, so...

Ava: Technically, you've died more than three times, so just give me this one, babe.

Sara: You are my final girl. 

[bettername2come]

Behrad: This isn't a club, Zari. It's an execution.

Zari: An event is an event.

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Zari: He literally partied himself to death. So tacky.

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Nora: Ray, I am looking at a gagged, decapitated woman. If that's what you think I look like, we have a lot of processing to do.

[BaggythePanther]

From A Head of Her Time:

Behrad: So, my sister, the superhero. Should I get Gideon to make you a cowl?

Zari: No, cowls are for middle aged women who want to hide their necks.

I’d love to see Zari have this conversation with Batwoman.

 

Edited February 20, 2020 by BaggythePanther

[bettername2come]

Ava: I know we're all worried about John, okay? And we could just sit back and wait for a miracle. But does Marie Kondo rest just because she built an empire? No, she tidies up. 

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Charlie: We had sex and it was mediocre! Get over it!

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Marie Antionette: Mediocre is nah bad.

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Sara: What is with all these damn scooters?! They're a menace!

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Constantine: Bloody hell, that was supposed to make you happy, not insufferable.

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Gary: Can I be your flower boy?

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Constantine: You know, I just wish I had more time with you lovely idiots. 

[MarkHB]

Sara: No one gets laid after six courses. 

[bettername2come]

Sara: Dean's my hall pass!

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Sara: Wait, if they're dead, who's shooting season 15?!

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Present Zari: Do carbs count if you eat them in a totem?

Zari Classic: No.

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Charlie: I'm no Fate. I'm a Legend.

[bettername2come]

Zari: You must have a thing for warrior women.

Nate: Only if they're from another time and will eventually leave me. 

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Sara: Assassin's honor.

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Constantine: The New York Times, eh?

Zari: Yeah, it's like an app that tells the news.

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Zari: This might be Behrad's totem, but there is a little warrior me in here, and she's gonna protect me.

Constantine: I don't even know what to say to that.

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Gary: No one with an executive privacy button(?) has good intentions. 

[bettername2come]

Constantine: With this lot, if you go a week without trying to murder them, you're best friends.

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Astra: I was shown more hospitality in the deepest depths of hell than I was on this ship of fools. 

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Ava: You adopted a hellhound?!

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Nate: All I hear is why I should murder you all. He's making some very good points. 

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Gary: I got this little guy from a mysterious carny who warned me never to feed him past midnight. 

[bettername2come]

Ava: There's no need to vocalize at that decibel. They're androids.

Sara: Oh, right. 

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Astra: Oh, it is grand to see lady adventurers in pantaloons.

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Behrad: I... I should be dead. In every timeline, I shouldn't be alive.

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Behrad: Guys, love that you're back together. And let's just say that I'm...processing what it means that my best bro is in love with my sister, who lived my same experiences in a different timeline. But where's my Zari?
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Random dude: Motherfater! I wanna see the buds break free!

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Mick: You idiots. Have you any idea what you've done? I love "Star Trip." And my hair.

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Nate: I happen to like mush. But that's not the point!

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Ava: Yeah, it's like a Zari clone. Totally get it. 
 

[bettername2come]

Sara: My scars only make me stronger.

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Sara: My power comes from my team.

I feel like these two lines together just summarized Sara's character entirely. 

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Ava: Is it weird that I'm offended that we're only number two?

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Behrad: Weren't they dead?

Nate: Who hasn't died?

 

[bettername2come]

Sara: That's fine cause I still feel very abducted, Gary!

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Esperanza: He's an alien named Gary?

Behrad: Gary Green.

Esperanza: Green. Oh, now it makes sense. 

[Featherhat]

There's a quote I'm looking for but can't remember the ep. It's season 4 and Constantine is telling Sara that Nora is no good for Ray who's going to get his heart broken and Sara replies with something like "Ray's been doing this a long time now". It's been bugging me but I can't find it. Does anyone know which ep it is? Thanks. 

[bettername2come]

Ava: You're amongst board-certified superheroes, you don't have to worry about being killed.
Liar. 

Gary: Okay, Gary, resist the cuteness. You’ve been fooled by dogs before.

Ava: That kid is not an alien!
Spooner: You sure? ‘Cause I never saw a man so mad for meat, and I grew up along our nation’s storied buffet belt.

Behrad: Wait, Nate, don’t serve that! They’ll taste my bad vibes!

Constantine: You mean they’re charging 25 cents extra to eat an alien? That’s kind of a bargain, really.

Bert: Who are you guys spying for? It’s those two brothers! The Mc…Whatevers!

Nate: If you keep feeding people this, they’re going to die, Bert.
Bert: Well, people don’t eat burgers and fries to live longer. 

1950s reporter: In the wake of what has been called the deadliest butterfly attack on record, we have a little bit of good news.

Gary: I swear I will do everything in my power to get you home. Ideally in time for a spring wedding. Although with your matching Nordic complexions, a winter wedding would be spectacular.

Sara: Gary, you are not planning my wedding...Though a winter wedding would be beautiful.
 

[bettername2come]

Constantine: How many bloody phones do you have? 
Zari: Well, a personal phone, a business phone, a phone for all the Persian guys my mom tries to set me up with-- And a phone for emergencies.

Behrad: Last year, President Dwayne Johnson showed up and for an old guy, he can still get down. 
Nate: The Rock's the president? Please tell me John Cena is his chief of staff.

Spooner: Yeah, back home, dealt with guys like him all the time. You give them an inch, they'll take your truck, and your virginity.

Gary: Sorry, things got a little... out of hand. You know how it is when you, uh, haven't had bone marrow in a while, right? S-Sara? …Director Sharpe?... A planet full of Ava clones? No! Why did you taste so good?

Lord Knox: On my planet, we do not follow a binary gender construct. We all carry and bear children.

Nate: I cannot wait to punch you in the face again!
Constantine: Wait, me first, please.
Behrad: (wind blasts DJ Smore) What? Can't pacifists blow off a little steam?

Lord Knox: I am your humble servant, Queen Z.
 

[tv echo]

Quotes of the Week: Good Girls, Evil, Superman & Lois, Blacklist and More
By Team TVLine / June 27 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/the-blacklist-finale-lollipop-guild-best-tv-quotes/ 

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LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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“Why would I help you?! Because I died, and you cloned me? I die about once a year, and my girlfriend is a clone.”

Frequently resurrected Sara (Caity Lotz) finds Bishop’s plan rather unimpressive
*  *  *
LEGENDS OF TOMORROW (Bonus Quote!)
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“Where the hell are we?”

“Last year’s finale.”

“What’s a ‘finale’?”

“You’ll see. They’re pretty fun — except for the one where I died.”

Astra (Olivia Swann) and Nate (Nick Zano) school Spooner (Lisseth Chavez) on the Legends’ past season finales as they travel back in time

 

Edited June 27, 2021 by tv echo

[bettername2come]

6x07

Constantine: Why are you wearing my coat? 

Zari: Shh. Let it happen.

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Sara: No, crazy is the word people use when they're afraid of what you're capable of.

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Sara: That creep changed me, Rory! Look, I don't even know what I am anymore. All right? You cannot see it, but I'm damaged. 

Mick: Damaged? No. I see someone who's been through hell but never stopped being herself. I see Captain Lance. I see Sara, my oldest friend. We need you. Please. 
Sara: Let's get the hell out of here.

6x08

Nate: So, you're bulletproof now?

Sara: Yes.

Nate: Welcome to the club! (high five)

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Bass Reeves: That white boy's gonna die.

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Nate: And guess what? I asked for a chair at the Hall of Justice, no response!

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Ava: I told you guys, we can't keep the cowboy narrator!

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Spooner: How does this place go from Deadwood to Disneyland?

Behrad: Aliens. Or gentrification. Either way, we gotta stop it. 

[bettername2come]

Behrad: So this surprise is really starting to take on "improvised lie that backfired" vibe.

Nate: It’s called a plot twist, amatuer. 

Lita: So you’re saying my dad is pregnant?
*sitcom laughter*
Everyone: GIDEON!
Gideon: Sorry, this is the laugh I was programmed with. 

 

[bettername2come]

Zari: Tarazi siblings! Activate!

Nate: She did it because she loves you, Mick. We all do. 
Astra: Debatable. 

Spooner: I’m not exactly a wizard, John.
Constantine: Oh, so I didn’t see you stop a giant sandworm with your mind? Exactly. 
 

[tv echo]

Quotes of the Week: Good Girls, Loki, Big Brother, Schmigadoon! and More
By Team TVLine / July 18 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/loki-finale-just-want-you-to-be-okay-best-tv-quotes/legends-of-tomorrow-straight-white-men-quote/ 

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LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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“Finally, a win for straight white men.”

Zari (Tala Ashe) watches Nate unwittingly steal an acting job from her

 

Edited July 19, 2021 by tv echo

[tv echo]

From 610...

Constantine: "You know, where I'm from, being normal is being crushed by the boot of capitalism and then blaming it on anyone with brown skin. It's being told that only degenerates can fancy men and women. It's your old man coming home drunk every night and beating you to a pulp because that's what his old man done to him. But magic, Spooner, the ability to break the rules, to stick it to the rich and the powerful, that's who I am. And I'm nothing without it, Spooner. I'm nothing."

Edited July 19, 2021 by tv echo

[tv echo]

Quotes of the Week: Ted Lasso, HAHN, Good Trouble, The Flash and More
By Team TVLine / July 25 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/ted-lasso-season-2-premiere-new-york-jets-best-tv-quotes/legends-of-tomorrow-singing-mannies-spinoff-quote/ 

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LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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“A superhero, a totem bearer and an alien named Gary become singing mannies. Did I just invent our spinoff?”

Zari 1.0 (Tala Ashe) watches as Nate, Behrad and Gary put little extraterrestrial Gus to sleep

 

Edited July 26, 2021 by tv echo

[tv echo]

Quotes of the Week: Riverdale, Evil, Bachelor in Paradise, AHS and More
By Team TVLine / September 5 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/bachelor-in-paradise-tia-praying-abs-best-tv-quotes/ 

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LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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“Earthlings eventually discover that mushrooms are actually an ancient alien species.”

“So you’re telling me I’ve had aliens in my mushroom masala this whole time?”

“Think about how weird mushrooms are! There’s nothing else like them on Earth!”

Bishop (Raffi Barsoumian) opens Constantine’s (Matt Ryan) eyes up to truth about fungi

 

Edited September 6, 2021 by tv echo

[tv echo]

Quotes of the Week: The Good Doctor, Chucky, NCIS, Queen Sugar and More
By Team TVLine / October 17 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/ncis-gibbs-last-episode-sense-of-peace-best-tv-quotes/the-neighborhood-beard-dye-idris-quote/ 

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LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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“Time to use your superpower!”

“So you want me to turn to steel and knock around some skulls?”

“No, your other superpower: You are a white man in 1925. You go sweet-talk that sheriff and get him to give you the safe.”

Sara (Caity Lotz) knows Nate’s (Nick Zano) Citizen Steel persona is no competition to his inherent privilege

 

Edited October 17, 2021 by tv echo

[bettername2come]

Sara: Who would want to captain this group?
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Gideon: I know the Legends are a messy bunch. But they're my friends. I wouldn't be who I am without them.
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Spooner: It ain't Gideon's fault. Not this Gideon. Blue Gideon's a big ole bitch. 
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Gideon: I always hoped I'd get to go on one of the Legends' adventures in real life. I always hoped it would be one of the Westerns. But this is good too. 
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Ray: What we need now are some team-building exercises! And a bathroom sign-up sheet.
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Gary: Now when you're eating a person, I recommend starting with the limbs and working your way towards the middle. I mean a gingerbread person. I don't eat real people. 
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Sara: Welcome to the team, Gideon.