Supergirl Quotes

[Trini]

From "Livewire":

Jerry Danvers (Dean Cain): "I know everything there is to know about Superman."

 

*fangirl squee*

[Trini]

Kara: "I can keep a secret!"

Henshaw and Alex: "No you can't!"

[Trini]

Kara: "You pronounced that name correctly."

[bettername2come]

Kara: I could throw her into space, you know. I dream about doing that.

 

Hank: As effective as kicking and punching is, the next time you're angry, let's have coffee.

 

Cat: Toyman Junior, you're the computer expert. Fix this.

Winn: I definitely liked it better when she had no idea who I was.

 

Siobhan: You tell anyone about his, I'll kill you.

Winn: You threaten to kill me a lot.

 

Cat: Cancel my plans. I'm going home to hug my son and cook him a chicken.

(Did I hallucinate that last half?)

[Jediknight]

Winn: I got some mad sewing skills.

 

Indigo: I am a god.

Winn: No, you're just a glorified Windows Vista.

[bettername2come]

Kara: Last night I helped a family assemble their Ikea table. It's still not enough.

Barry: Oh, so we both have Mariah Carey. That's...something.

Barry: Speaking was the wrong choice. I see that now.
Cat: Standing there doing nothing like that, you look like the attractive yet non threatening racially diverse caat of a CW show

Livewire: Like an evil Taylor Swift squad?

Barry: What do you say we step away from the nice lady? Settle this like women. What? There's more of you guys here than me.

Edited March 31, 2016 by bettername2come

[JustaPerson]

Winn: Jealousy, thy name is Olsen.

 

Barry: I have traveled through time before by accident --

Winn: -- That's cool --

Barry: But I've never jumped parallel dimensions without meaning to so...

 

Barry: I have to get somewhere around 10,000 calories a day --

Winn: Oh, Yeah, you definitely met the right girl.

Kara: You like donuts?

Edited March 30, 2016 by JustaPerson

[Trini]

Kara: "Catch the bad girl. Bring her back here so she can’t hurt anyone else. Eighty-five percent chance of punching."

[bettername2come]

Barry: I have to get somewhere around 10,000 calories a day --

Winn: Oh, Yeah, you definitely met the right girl.

Kara: You like donuts?

 

Barry: Who doesn't like donuts?

 

*phone buzzes*

Cat: So you do have a cell phone. Can I get that number, please?

Supergirl: Superman!

Cat: Ooh, can I get his number as well?

Edited April 12, 2016 by bettername2come

[Trini]

Cat: "That was either my eulogy or your dictated suicide note. Is there something you need to tell me?"

Edited April 19, 2016 by Trini

[bettername2come]

Kara: I'm sorry if I kissed you while you weren't in control of yourself because I am all about consent.

[mtlchick]

Not that it's a line that changes the show but when Barry arrived with the ice cream, Kara's "YES!!!!" was too. damn.  CUTE.  

[bettername2come]

I may be the only person amused by this one, but...

Kara: (looking out over the city) There's that bar where that guy cards me all the time. He knows how old I am.

 

Winn: Who names their snake Fluffy?!!

Edited August 2, 2016 by bettername2come

[bettername2come]

Cat: It's like riding a bike or severe childhood trauma. You never really lose it.

Kara: If that potsticker's not in my mouth in 2 seconds, I will melt your face.

Edited August 9, 2016 by bettername2come

[bettername2come]

James: It says here Cat used the corporate jet - 

Kara: Which is hers.

James: - to go to Burning Man last year.

Winn: Gross. I know what happens there.

 

Kara: How bad is it?

James: I mean, I'm compiling a master list but it's always this strange, weird stuff like the fact that Cat invested in Jekyll and Hyde : The Musical...

Cat: (scoffs) I still maintain that it was an excellent score.

James: Has sent in an audition tape to be on Undercover Boss... 

Cat: Years ago, and only because Anderson Cooper dared me to.

James: And there are 317 e-mails referring to Lois Lane as a...

Cat: Oh, please. I call her that to her face and worse.

 

Winn: God, I'm enjoying corporate espionage, like, a little too much.

 

Cat: If I wanted to have sex with a Beach Boy, I'd still be sleeping with John Stamos. Do you really think I need to pay for it?

[bettername2come]

Cat: Now, look, I'm not immune to the allure of James Olsen wearing a shirt that is unbuttoned one too many. But a woman with brains who gives up everything for love inevitably finds herself staring into an existential abyss that men, babies and cardio bars simply cannot fill. You are a smart and accomplished woman who needs to work, or you will lose your confidence, your sense of identity, and most importantly, your mind.
 

[bettername2come]

Kara: You really have that klutzy thing down, don't you?

Clark: Uh, yeah, no, that was actually real.

Edited October 11, 2016 by bettername2come

[MarkHB]

Kara: I used to change his diapers!

Clark: I'm not sure we needed to tell them that.

Kara: Oh yeah, we definitely did.

[Jediknight]

Superman: "See, now if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching?  Never understood that."

[CooperTV]

Superman to Metallo (who's probably dead because Martian Manhunter ripped his heart out and everything): "Now we’re going to give you a little time out and you’re going to think about what you did".

Cat: "Oh, watching Clark Kent walk away is like transcendental meditation. And all of your worries, all of your concerns in life, they just fall away."

[legaleagle53]

8 hours ago, Jediknight said:

Superman: "See, now if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching?  Never understood that."

I do love the slightly mischievous edge and sense of humor that they've given this version of Superman, and it's clear that Kara has some of it as well. And yes, that's a good question.  If these petty crooks know anything at all about these two, they know that they're invulnerable and that normal means of repelling cops (bullets, knives and fisticuffs) simply won't work -- yet their first instinct is ALWAYS to try to take Superman and Supergirl out by using one of those methods.  As Kal said, I've never understood that.

[MarkHB]

4 hours ago, CooperTV said:

Cat: "Oh, watching Clark Kent walk away is like transcendental meditation. And all of your worries, all of your concerns in life, they just fall away."

And the look of utter discomfort / grossed-out-ness on Kara's face while she has to listen to it!

[Trini]

Cat: "Oh, so [Lois]'s not still hung up on Superman?"
Clark: "I'd say she has room in her life for both of us."
Cat: "Well, that's modern."

[Trini]

President Marsdin: "You should see my other jet."

[bettername2come]

Jonn: I offered to meld with her in the Martian way.

Kara: But you guys just met.

Jonn: Psychically, Kara!

 

Winn: Nothing! I'm not hungover! You're the one being defensive!

 

Jonn: Apparently this alien had a 5'2" sidekick.

Winn: I am 5'9"!

 

Lena Luthor's annoyed assistant: She's so fast!

[MarkHB]

Kara: You can't do that (have sex) here!

Mon-El: Are you sure?  Because I saw a TV show about doctors and I'm pretty sure it's okay.

[Trini]

Kara: "That's fine. I flew here... on, on a bus."

[bettername2come]

Winn: Why am I strong enough to say no to joining your fantasy football league but not this?

[bettername2come]

Mon-El: Kara says you're a brilliant scientist. I have to hear more about this science. What is science?

Mon-El: You know you look beautiful even with the weight of all these worlds on your shoulders. *kiss* Absolutely beautiful.

[PatternRec]

From the Legends of Tomorrow crossover:

Brandon Routh: (as Supergirl walks away) She kind of reminds me of my cousin. 

[StarBrand]

Alex-"I can't believe this is happening..."

Maggie-"It's called being happy, Alex, get used to it..."

[Trini]

I see Mon-El has been studying up on pop culture:

Mon-El: "Start the car! Start the car!!"

[kalamac]

Mon-El still bugs me, but "I thought James was a professionally handsome desk person" made me laugh.

[Starfish35]

Winn: "This did not happen at CatCo."

Alex: "Have I mentioned how much I love my new gun?"

[Jediknight]

Winn: "Alex, I, I, I didn't know.  Did you know?"
J'onn: "Of course I knew, I'm psychic."

[bettername2come]

Mxy: I don't have time to learn your stupid moon language!

[Jediknight]

Winn: "Last time I tried to play darts I stabbed fish-head dude.  I mean, he was nice about it, but."
Mon-El: "Yeah, Kevin's awesome."

[Trini]

Brian: "Wish I had what you two have."
[in unison] Maggie: "Get out of here!" Alex: "Go away, Brian!"

[stealinghome]

The best part of that was that they were TOTALLY going in for another kiss before he interrupted! Heh.

Kara: When I write, I don’t need a yellow sun. It’s just me. Supergirl is what I can do. Kara is who I am. [Nice shout-out to Lois & Clark, and refocusing on Kara!]

[bettername2come]

Winn: Woman, you are She-Hulk!

 

Winn: When a beautiful woman asks you to do something, you've gotta do it! You know!

 

Mon-El's hookup: Please don't leave me!

Mon-El's bodyguard: Leave her! Come on!

 

Winn: She femme fetaled me!

Alex: Well, you have a type.

 

Winn: I have the bruises. Wonderful bruises.

Alex: Please don't point to where they are.

 

Kara: Superfriends! Back in the habit!

 

Kara: I'm ready to Nancy Drew the crap out of this!

[Trini]

4 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Kara: Superfriends! Back in the habit!

Loved this one because it was a reference to Sister Act 2, which is musical-adjacent. Also that it acknowledged that Kara/James/Winn used to be a team.

[bettername2come]

Mon - El: I just lost you and I don't want to lose you again. That would not be palatable.

Winn: That's a very culinary word choice.

Mon-El: I cook now!

 

Mon-El: I'm a mixologist. It is an artistic profession in the medium of preparing alcoholic beverages and it is very honorable.

 

Alien: I know more than you can imagine.

Winn: Oh, yeah, except for the difference between a gun and a stapler!

 

Mon-El: I'm reading this play Ro-Mayo and Juliet.

 

Mon-El: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Winn: You finally saw Star Wars!

[Starfish35]

Winn to Mon-El: I knew I shouldn't have given you my Netflix password, because watching that much 24 at once is not healthy, I told you!

[Trini]

Breen: ::kick:: "Did I mention that I'm a blackbelt?"
Lena: ::punch:: "Did I mention that I'm a Luthor?"

[Bort]

Cat, about the President: 

She was my RA at Radcliffe and I'm having this vague memory of walking into the dorm bathroom and seeing ET in a bathrobe and I thought it was the pot brownies but now I'm realizing it was actually ET.

[Jediknight]

Superman, after defeating Rhea's top solider:

"Well, at least he tried."

[Trini]

From the premiere:

Winn: "[Kara] goes from being little Miss Sunshine to... well, Alex, basically."
Alex: "What? I'm not like that!"
J'onn: "Come on Alex, Your unrelenting seriousness is one of your best qualities."
Alex: "I'm not like that- I'm not!!"

Lena:"I hate that sentient bottle of cheap cologne."

Winn: "You two are my favorite couple-"
(simultaneously:)
Alex: "Winn, shut up!"
Maggie: "Winn, get off the comms!"

Alex: "Stop- don't cry. If you cry, I'm gonna cry, and then everyone here is gonna know that we can cry."

-Awwww

[bettername2come]

Alex: Winn, I saved your life!

Winn: Yeah, but so has everybody else here.

 

Alex: You fight the most dangerous and evil people on the planet, so I'm always going to worry.

[bettername2come]

Kara: You are edging on mean drunk and I only signed up for sad drunk. 

 

Alex: You almost killed us twice on the way up here!

Kara: That possum came out of nowhere!

[Jediknight]

Alex: "Someone's listening right now.  Someone who can hear every single word you say, every time you breathe.  Can you feel it?  She's coming."