Madness March 29, 2014 Share March 29, 2014 (edited) Share a quote, the next person names who said it (and to whom, if you know) and the episode (if you know it), and then shares a new quote. I'll start: "You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!" Edited March 29, 2014 by Madness Link to comment
Crs97 March 31, 2014 Share March 31, 2014 Chandler when he's in the box at Thanksgiving. Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope. Link to comment
sncgb April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 The One With the Bullies. One of the bullies said that to Chandler, I believe. "I KNEW it!". Link to comment
Devils Chick April 3, 2014 Share April 3, 2014 The one after they're in Montauk. Chandler says it in reply to Rachel's: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!" "Well done!" 1 Link to comment
Rhondinella April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 The One with Rachel's Other Sister. Ross says it to Chandler after he stops Amy and Rachel from fighting. "Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake." Link to comment
againstthewind April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Phoebe, in The One With Joey's Bag to her father about her mother. "I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious." Link to comment
fishcakes April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Chandler, after Rachel had a sex dream about him, to Ross. "That's what they'll call us!" Link to comment
Crs97 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Chandler, when Joey says they're bracelet buddies And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why. Link to comment
The Crazed Spruce April 14, 2014 Share April 14, 2014 Ross, as they're watching the sex tape he accidentally made with him and Rachel which recorded for posterity the moment he knocked her up. "When were you under me?" Link to comment
fireice13 April 14, 2014 Share April 14, 2014 Ross to Rachel after she leaves him a drunk voicemail saying she's over him. "Knowing you're going to have to wake up to the same face every day until you finally get the sweet release of death." Link to comment
TOWTooMuchTV April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Joey to Chandler at the fake bachelor party "We are definitely doing THAT again!" Link to comment
Omega Mu May 6, 2014 Share May 6, 2014 Monica to Chandler when they did it for the first time in the alternate reality flashback of The One That Could Have Been. "Just waiting for it to stop bubbling" Link to comment
leighroda May 6, 2014 Share May 6, 2014 The advertising guy to Monica in the mocolate episode! "Do I have my own castle?" Link to comment
marshmallow May 6, 2014 Share May 6, 2014 Rachel explaining why she is jealous of Princess Caroline to Monica, when Monica and Chandler think she is jealous of her sister Jill. "Why would there be a ghost in my fridge?" Link to comment
Crs97 May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 Joey as a guest on Pyramid, guessing "ghost" whenever his partner used "white" as a clue and then complaining the words "cream" and "mayonnaise" were too hard. Are you trying to get everyone divorced? Link to comment
Omega Mu May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 Chandler, when Ross was trying to get him to be his wingman. Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning Link to comment
fireice13 May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 Steve (Jon Lovitz) at Monica's apartment. She was trying to get a job in his new restaurant and he was stoned. Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence. Link to comment
leighroda May 12, 2014 Share May 12, 2014 (edited) Ross, when jack (his dad) is talking about the younger woman Richard is seeing (Monica). "If that happens now your going to feel soooo bad" Edited May 12, 2014 by leighroda Link to comment
Crs97 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 Starting anew: "Alright, hang on a second there, Custer." Link to comment
Omega Mu August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 Chandler to Ross when he wanted to stand up to the bullies in the coffee house. "It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee!" Link to comment
sev August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 (edited) - deleted, wrong thread - Edited August 4, 2014 by sev Link to comment
AuntieChuck September 2, 2014 Share September 2, 2014 Chandler to Phoebe after he reveals that Ross is in love with Rachel, and Phoebe says it's a huge deal. "Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush." Link to comment
TOWTooMuchTV November 24, 2014 Share November 24, 2014 Chandler, trying to figure out how to break up with Janice on Valentine's Day when he has already broken up with her on New Year's. "You know what? We WILL meet at the checkout counter." Link to comment
Omega Mu November 24, 2014 Share November 24, 2014 As Phoebe tells the group about her Grandmother's death, the last thing she said to Phoebe before she died was "we'll meet at the checkout counter." "Rach, he’s not an ex-con" Link to comment
encyclopedia brown November 26, 2014 Share November 26, 2014 Ross, when Rachel was nervous about being left alone with Ben. "Get there faster!" Link to comment
Woopah December 1, 2014 Share December 1, 2014 Chandler to Joey when discovering a sex tape with Monica's name on there in Richards apartment "Are children are going to be fat aren't they" Link to comment
TOWTooMuchTV December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 Chandler, after Monica says she wants to be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies. "How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you??" Link to comment
Bort December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 Joey to Ross when Rachel started dating... Paolo? I think it was Paolo. "I'm in college and I'm in a band." Link to comment
Woopah December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 Chandler to Rachel when she came to see him in college after they made out "I just want a million dollars" Link to comment
Quof December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 Chandler, when Ross said "I just want to be married" and Rachel rushed in to Central Perk wearing a wedding dress. "You're the one who wet his pants." Link to comment
Woopah December 4, 2014 Share December 4, 2014 Joey to a random sleazy guy on the with the routine "If you like my name you should hear my phone number" Link to comment
Bort December 4, 2014 Share December 4, 2014 Phoebe, when she met Rachel's oh so yummy assistant, Tag. "I know it's none of my business, but please don't name your baby Phoebo." Link to comment
Woopah December 4, 2014 Share December 4, 2014 The OBGYN to Rachel and Ross at her sonogram "Why am I friends with these people" Link to comment
AuntieChuck January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 I'm pretty sure this is when Chandler thinks Monica got him porn, but it's really a birthing video. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you! Link to comment
Crs97 January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 Is that Monica trying to reassure Chandler when Phoebe asked if she would rather have chocolate or sex and she quickly chose chocolate? Just in case I'm right: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler! Link to comment
pricklypear February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 Chandler to Monica, when she said that she and Ross always wanted to be Donnie and Marie. "And condoms are the way to do that?" Link to comment
Crs97 February 11, 2015 Share February 11, 2015 Chandler to Joey when they found condoms in an emergency stash box under Monica's bed and Joey said he put them there in case they needed to repopulate the earth "Dude, two times that happened!" Link to comment
pricklypear February 11, 2015 Share February 11, 2015 Joey, when Chandler was ribbing him about getting lost at the Rangers game. "I'm going to be on the news." Link to comment
Crs97 February 11, 2015 Share February 11, 2015 Rachel when Phoebe tells her she wants to keep one of the triplets I've got canned goods. Link to comment
LiveInABox March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Chandler when he asks Monica if she'd go out with him if he were the last man on earth. Ok, who are you? The Hardy Boys? Link to comment
MSquared03 March 13, 2015 Share March 13, 2015 (edited) The stripper when the guys accused her of stealing the wedding ring. I know! What is this, 1985? Edited March 14, 2015 by MSquared03 Link to comment
Quof March 13, 2015 Share March 13, 2015 The soul mate Phoebe found for Monica talks about sun-dried tomatoes. "It's a shame people can't visit there." Link to comment
Crs97 March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Is that Joey about the special "farm" where the duck and the chick now live? Will wait for confirmation. Link to comment
Crs97 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 Sorry for the delay!! Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today. Link to comment
LiveInABox March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Ross when Rachel tried to convince him to buy a sweater that was on sale because he'd be saving money. Well, let’s just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today. Link to comment
Quof March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Susan Sarandon discussing missed career opportunities. "We'll discuss it in the morning" Link to comment
TOWTooMuchTV March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Monica, after the girls switch the apartments back while the guys are at the Knicks game. "If you don't, I'll talk more about humping." Link to comment
pricklypear March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Judy, when she's trying to convince Ross to think about giving Rachel his grandmother's engagement ring. "What a weird way to kick me when I'm down." Link to comment
MSquared03 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Ross to Phoebe when she says she definitely doesn't want to name one of the triplets Ross. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. Link to comment
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