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The Friends Quote Game

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Share a quote, the next person names who said it (and to whom, if you know) and the episode (if you know it), and then shares a new quote.

I'll start:

"You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!"

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Chandler when he's in the box at Thanksgiving.

 

Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.

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The One With the Bullies.  One of the bullies said that to Chandler, I believe.

 

"I KNEW it!".

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The one after they're in Montauk. Chandler says it in reply to Rachel's: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!"

"Well done!"

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The One with Rachel's Other Sister.  Ross says it to Chandler after he stops Amy and Rachel from fighting.

"Well, if she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake."

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Phoebe, in The One With Joey's Bag to her father about her mother.

"I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious."

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Chandler, when Joey says they're bracelet buddies

And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.

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Ross to Rachel after she leaves him a drunk voicemail saying she's over him.

 

"Knowing you're going to have to wake up to the same face every day until you finally get the sweet release of death."

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Monica to Chandler when they did it for the first time in the alternate reality flashback of The One That Could Have Been.

 

"Just waiting for it to stop bubbling"

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Rachel explaining why she is jealous of Princess Caroline to Monica, when Monica and Chandler think she is jealous of her sister Jill.

 

"Why would there be a ghost in my fridge?"

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Joey as a guest on Pyramid, guessing "ghost" whenever his partner used "white" as a clue and then complaining the words "cream" and "mayonnaise" were too hard.

 

Are you trying to get everyone divorced?

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Chandler, when Ross was trying to get him to be his wingman.

 

Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning

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Steve (Jon Lovitz) at Monica's apartment. She was trying to get a job in his new restaurant and he was stoned.

 

Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.

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Ross, when jack (his dad) is talking about the younger woman Richard is seeing (Monica).

"If that happens now your going to feel soooo bad"

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Chandler to Ross when he wanted to stand up to the bullies in the coffee house.

 

 

"It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee!"

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Chandler, trying to figure out how to break up with Janice on Valentine's Day when he has already broken up with her on New Year's.

 

"You know what? We WILL meet at the checkout counter."

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As Phoebe tells the group about her Grandmother's death, the last thing she said to Phoebe before she died was "we'll meet at the checkout counter."

 

 

"Rach, he’s not an ex-con"

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Chandler to Joey when discovering a sex tape with Monica's name on there in Richards apartment

"Are children are going to be fat aren't they"

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Chandler, after Monica says she wants to be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies. 

 

"How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you??"

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Chandler, when Ross said "I just want to be married" and Rachel rushed in to Central Perk wearing a wedding dress.  

 

"You're the one who wet his pants."

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Phoebe, when she met Rachel's oh so yummy assistant, Tag.

"I know it's none of my business, but please don't name your baby Phoebo."

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Is that Monica trying to reassure Chandler when Phoebe asked if she would rather have chocolate or sex and she quickly chose chocolate?

 

Just in case I'm right:

 

You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!

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Chandler to Joey when they found condoms in an emergency stash box under Monica's bed and Joey said he put them there in case they needed to repopulate the earth

"Dude, two times that happened!"

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The soul mate Phoebe found for Monica talks about sun-dried tomatoes.

 

 

"It's a shame people can't visit there."

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Is that Joey about the special "farm" where the duck and the chick now live?

Will wait for confirmation.

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Ross when Rachel tried to convince him to buy a sweater that was on sale because he'd be saving money.

 

Well, let’s just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today.

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Susan Sarandon discussing missed career opportunities.

 

"We'll discuss it in the morning"

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Judy, when she's trying to convince Ross to think about giving Rachel his grandmother's engagement ring.

 

"What a weird way to kick me when I'm down."

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Ross to Phoebe when she says she definitely doesn't want to name one of the triplets Ross.

 

I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.

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