Season 13 Live Chat

[lemoncake]

They all need to take a step back. No more cooks, shoppers, etc. Let him feend for himself. He can uber eats for just so long and he will quickly run out of money 

[umgoblue]

No your weight is literally killing you, Mom.

Forget mentally and emotionally

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s so magical that Hilaria Baldwin (from Massachusetts) somehow lost her phony Spanish accent. Not even a trace, suddenly. “What do you call these? Cucumbers?”

[Pi237]

The only thing that will motivate this baby is having to pay for his own existence. What motivation is there when he has all he needs and everyone waits on him and brings him whatever he needs? If he lost weight, he'd lose some benefits and have to get a job. 

[mk828]

Anyone making anything good for Super Bowl parties?? The game sucks, hopefully there will be some good food

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t the nurse his sister? 

He has a CNA or Aide that comes in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pi237 said:

If he lost weight, he'd lose some benefits and have to get a job. 

That’s the system and your tax dollars at work. Let’s enable and reward him for staying fat.

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, Pi237 said:

The only thing that will motivate this baby is having to pay for his own existence. What motivation is there when he has all he needs and everyone waits on him and brings him whatever he needs? If he lost weight, he'd lose some benefits and have to get a job. 

He needs doctors to sign off on his disability benefits. If he lost weight, he might have to actually support himself 

[ams1001]

"I don't like being pushed out of my comfort zone."

Yeah, we noticed.

[HorrrGoodnight]

What month are we on, 26?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

Anyone making anything good for Super Bowl parties?? The game sucks, hopefully there will be some good food

I don't even know how to watch it, or what they are doing running around in those knickers and shiny hats

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Anyone making anything good for Super Bowl parties?? The game sucks, hopefully there will be some good food

I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl. 🐕🐶🐩🐕‍🦺

[Auntie Anxiety]

Douche-On seems so terribly depressed and put upon, as if there are so many unfair demands on him.

[lemoncake]

No letter to daddy Dr P! No no 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s the system and your tax dollars at work. Let’s enable and reward him for staying fat.

Diamond and antennae mom may be paid caregivers as well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Paradise deserves a medal for dealing with this sad sack. “Life is so unfair!!!!!”

[Pepper Mostly]

DeShawn you are not a quiet person. We all heard your caterwauling. 

[Suzywriter]

Looks like Dr. Paradise has been hitting the gym. Those cheekbones are standing at attention.

 

[mk828]

I mean he's had a rough life, but compared to most other poundicipants, he lived a charmed life.

[lemoncake]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Diamond and antennae mom may be paid caregivers as well.

Exactly. Depends on the state. Its terrible how a system designed to help people ends up debilitating and enabling them 

[Pi237]

All this fresh baked bread talk is making me drool. Nothing better than warm bread with a crusty top and real melty butter. ❤

[Suzywriter]

Just now, mk828 said:

I mean he's had a rough life, but compared to most other poundicipants, he lived a charmed life.

Everybody has had some bad experiences. This dude is just pouty.

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Anyone making anything good for Super Bowl parties?? The game sucks, hopefully there will be some good food

I usually get a grinder for the game, with chips and some kind of dessert. Making up my mind if I want turkey or roast beef this year.

And my parents were from Philly so I like the Eagles, but I like Mahomes and Kelce (so sue me for being shallow, they are cute and personable) so I just hope it's an exciting game.

[lemoncake]

How can you think at 28 that you've pretty much done everything??

[umgoblue]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

PTSD?

Dr. Paradise: From dodging missiles and bombs in Afghanistan?

DeShaun: No, from a bullet grazing my skin in the neighborhood🤷‍♀️

Dr. Paradise: Guffaws, then changes the subject

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I did everything when I was young. Now at the ripe old age of 26, I don’t need to do anything else.”

[Pi237]

Ordering in the usual for the Super Bowl - pizza & wings. That's a 'not cooking' day. 

[mk828]

Dr. Paradise deserves a gold star for keeping a straight face here. I would have snapped at him and told him to suck it up buttercup

[sainte-chapelle]

Dude hasn’t worked a day in his life. He likes sitting around getting everyone else to take care of him.

[Chicklet]

I hate football so I don't watch and I might make pizza or something. My husband watches while he does something else. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's nothing to do outside the house. I mean, I can eat right here"

"I've done most of the stuff when I was younger. You know, climbed Everest, sipped vin ordinaire at bistros in Paris, took the waters at Baden Baden, visited His Holiness the Dalai Lama in Dharamsala, surfed in Australia, went over Niagara Falls in a barrel, danced tango in Buenos Aires...."

[ams1001]

"Could you that?"

"Yeah?"

But will you?

[mk828]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Dude hasn’t worked a day in his life. He likes sitting around getting everyone else to take care of him.

Where do I sign up? haha

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

I usually get a grinder for the game, with chips and some kind of dessert. Making up my mind if I want turkey or roast beef this year.

And my parents were from Philly so I like the Eagles, but I like Mahomes and Kelce (so sue me for being shallow, they are cute and personable) so I just hope it's an exciting game.

Turkey!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Years ago, I had to stay in my house away from anybody (except my dog) for 100 days because I had very low resistance and no T-cells to speak of. I did that standing on my head. It was a great excuse to not do anything.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I did everything when I was young. Now at the ripe old age of 26, I don’t need to do anything else.”

He's 28. Positively elderly.

[mk828]

9:23 and we're talking about homework to walk into the living room.. Oh vey 

[ams1001]

"I can't wait to hear all about your trip to the living room!"

[lemoncake]

This show is about people changing their lives through weight loss. We are reduced to a psychologist begging a half asleep pouty  brat to get off his ass and stand on the patio. 

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Dr. Paradise deserves a gold star for keeping a straight face here. I would have snapped at him and told him to suck it up buttercup

I remember the look of barely concealed horror when some young women on there talked about sexual abuse, being pimped out as children by family members for drugs etc. And getting fat so that they would stop being raped.  This guy is just listless and lazy.

Edited Yest. at 02:28 AM by sainte-chapelle

[Pi237]

His attitude with Dr Paradise is making me stabby.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Where do I sign up? haha

We just need to be dudes who are 600 pounds and get a stank attitude and the world will fall at our feet!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d have been out at around 8:15 if it weren’t for you guys. I have so many more interesting shows to watch!

[Pepper Mostly]

That Dr. Paradise could maintain his cheerful demeanor throughout that slog of a session with Mr. Lugubrious is remarkable. Man deserves a medal.

[mk828]

I can only imagine the conversation with Dr. Now and Dr. Paradise about this one.. 

[Chicklet]

He hasn't even been weighed. This is going nowhere.

[HorrrGoodnight]

He doesn't want to change one thing.

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That Dr. Paradise could maintain his cheerful demeanor throughout that slog of a session with Mr. Lugubrious is remarkable. Man deserves a medal.

I hope this show pays him well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Douche-On always seems like he’s going to drift off to sleep at the drop of a hat. It’s like he’s perpetually high.

[Pi237]

Week after week of these lumps. Can we just skip to the Where Are They Now episodes?