Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He's spent over $100K, takes care of her Nana, and she doesn't even pretend to be sexually interested in him. This will end well. 

Now THERE's an understatement. But hell, if anyone deserves it, its creepy Sam. 

[Eldemarge]

Kayleigh's poor dog has seen too much.

[Empress1]

I’m counting on these friends to let Kate have it.

[Gobi]

She's going to make his meat loaf.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh, stop being stupid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The only thing Hunter is going to give anyone ten fold is an STD or crabs. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I promise ... hahahaha 

[littlebennysmom]

38 years old and still dumb as a post.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh makes him beef stew that he can’t smell or eat. Let’s see Kate top that!

Edited December 28, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kayleigh, stop being stupid.

That's cute.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kate is heading for a breakdown. She's a little...hectic. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kayleigh makes him beef stew. Let’s see Kate top that!

And she has that great personality (likes to have phone sex)!

[Empress1]

“Ooh, bitch…” I want to be friends with Kate’s friends.

[littlebennysmom]

Just now, Empress1 said:

“Ooh, bitch…” I want to be friends with Kate’s friends.

The first time I've seen friends on here call it like it is.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

And she has that great personality (likes to have phone sex)!

She's very open and accepting and flexible and willing to use any sex toy on herself even while knowing the prison guards may also be watching. Everything he could ever dream of. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, when Donny says he was in the hole, technically he was. But you should ask him whose hole?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

The first time I've seen friends on here call it like it is.

Oh, Daonte had a friend who called him out. Daonte didn’t listen, of course.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyng and Legend didn’t need to know anything about Donny’s situation. 

[Empress1]

I hate this. Get these kids off the TV.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Oh, Daonte had a friend who called him out. Daonte didn’t listen, of course.

Daonte had a very handsome friend that called him out. I miss Daonte's friend. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You got your kids calling this man dad.. deep breath.. I can’t with these moms 

[Pepper Mostly]

This is so terrible. That these women put their kids in this situation is obscene. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, using birth control could have prevented your predicament. Just saying.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He sends you money. That does not make him a great father. It makes him someone who sends you money.  Parenting is more than cash. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Daonte had a very handsome friend that called him out. I miss Daonte's friend. 

I used to light up when he was on screen because I knew he was about to call Daonte a damn fool.

[Eldemarge]

Donny's a great father!  

I'm sorry, how so???  Holy shit, the bar is low.  Just EXIST and say Hi, basically.

[Keywestclubkid]

You hanging with the wrong crowed lol it’s Prison 

[Pepper Mostly]

He can do video calls from the hole? What the hell kind of prison is this? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jakeema, using birth control could have prevented your predicament. Just saying.

We don’t know she didn’t. It fails.

[Keywestclubkid]

I might be moving prisons .. Oop gotta go bye .. hahahaha 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, I love that pillow thing...

Good night, Bunkies! Happy New Year!

[littlebennysmom]

These kids, stop using them as part of your storyline.  So cringe.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He can do video calls from the hole? What the hell kind of prison is this? 

They get tablets and movies and text messages and Nikes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You hanging with the wrong crowed lol it’s Prison 

It sounds like something Yogi Berra would say.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I might be moving prisons .. Oop gotta go bye .. hahahaha 

I trust him 100%. 😁

I so much want her to find out he's not in prison and is faking that he is calling her from the hole. 

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Happy New Year!

[Eldemarge]

This ep went by so quickly!  Have a great weekend, bunkies!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

They get tablets and movies and text messages and Nikes 

For a price. None of this shit is free. Prison phone calls are expensive.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I might be moving prisons .. Oop gotta go bye .. hahahaha 

Seriously, he could tell that poor credulous woman anything. Why not tell her the Mole People were moving in on the prison and they had to evacuate? She's buy it, poor dumb thing. 

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I trust him 100%. 😁

I so much want her to find out he's not in prison and is faking that he is calling her from the hole. 

In reality he's calling her from the ax throwing bar down the street. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That was the high point of my week, other than the Chinese takeout I got on the 24th. Have a safe, happy and healthy new year. It’s not too early to make your resolutions. As I’ve said in the past, make resolutions that you can actually keep, like “Watch more Love After Lockup,” or “Waste more time on nonsense,” or “eat more carbs!”  It’s good for your self-esteem and keeps you from having to get a Brazilian butt lift. Tata for now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Thanks for all the laughs, bunkies. Stay out of the hole and don't spend your food money on shoes. Happy new year, love you all, MWAH! 

[Keywestclubkid]

8 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

For a price. None of this shit is free. Prison phone calls are expensive.

But still it’s available that’s crazy 

[sainte-chapelle]

Very late to the party but I only get access to this show sporadically where I live. These people are certifiably nuts but the lady with the twins pissed me off the most. You got pregnant by a dude who went to prison and didn’t care at all about you or those boys…you then proceeded to hook up with another prisoner who cannot seem to stay out of the hole…..and those boys are calling him daddy… No