90 Day Fiance: The Last Resort

[Gobi]

The rocks were taken from the therapists' heads.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Technically she’s had lots of sex, just not with Gino. They’ve been broken up since November, 2023 and this was filmed in April. 

I'm so glad you're here, @magemaud! You always know all the latest dirt! 

[Gobi]

Rob's rock - Indoor Toilet.

[Bees52]

Some of them are going to need bigger rocks to write their issues on than they think.

[sainte-chapelle]

Im still laughing at the fact that Nat has not been to his house…in three years…clearly you are a side piece

[magemaud]

Sing it, Ari!

🎶R.E.S.P.E.C.T…🎶

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm so glad you're here, @magemaud! You always know all the latest dirt! 

You, too, can go down the Reddit rabbit hole! 

[Red Bridey]

So is Rob angry with Sophie for sleeping with Callum when they were teenagers? I missed the first Last Resort so I am confused.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Sing it, Ari!

🎶R.E.S.P.E.C.T…🎶

You, too, can go down the Reddit rabbit hole! 

I can never figure Reddit out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Florian is the very picture of derp. I am DYING over here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

So is Rob angry with Sophie for sleeping with Callum when they were teenagers? I missed the first Last Resort so I am confused.

Wasn’t Rob the one cheating currently and lying about it? Projecting much?

Edited December 10, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone. Got stuck on a phone call and to catch up I fast forwarded through Ari and Bini.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Im still laughing at the fact that Nat has not been to his house…in three years…clearly you are a side piece

Josh would have to make sure his REAL girlfriend is out of town first

[Gobi]

I wonder how old she was when she had sex with Callum? I wish she would mention it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

So is Rob angry with Sophie for sleeping with Callum when they were teenagers? I missed the first Last Resort so I am confused.

Honey, we are ALL confused. No one seems blessed with the ability to string together coherent sentences. 

Here comes Ari with the fake crying. She is always angling for hair pats and hugs.  She requires constant validation. 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Sing it, Ari!

🎶R.E.S.P.E.C.T…🎶

You, too, can go down the Reddit rabbit hole! 

I'm on there, rarely, but keep forgetting about it. I just visit here and TwitX for 90 Day chat.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I wonder how old she was when she had sex with Callum? I wish she would mention it.

I still stoutly maintain that Sophie was a sugar baby. And Rob surely must have known it. I get being mad about being lied to but he needs to find a different way to express his feelings. He just drones on and on like a broken record. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I read somewhere on Reddit that Cortney is dating Colt and also dated Usman. Grain of salt

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can never figure Reddit out.

I have no idea how it really works. I naively posted in a beauty forum last year and was set upon by mean dumb girls who downvoted me and wrecked my “karma,” which seemed to bar me from even replying to some posts.

So mostly I just read and upvote and my karma has improved! It’s a silly place but it does have a lot of info you can’t easily get elsewhere.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

So is Rob angry with Sophie for sleeping with Callum when they were teenagers? I missed the first Last Resort so I am confused.

Barely teenagers! She was 14 and it doesn’t sound like he was her first 

[sainte-chapelle]

Aren’t sneakers meant for hiking and getting dirty? 

[MagicEyes]

Gino is angry that he's not included in the bush wee. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I read somewhere on Reddit that Cortney is dating Colt and also dated Usman. Grain of salt

Bleh Of all the men she could date....

[Gobi]

Fun fact - the US cavalry tried to introduce camels into the desert around the time of the Civil War. It didn't work and the camels were let loose and eventually died off.

[Red Bridey]

Is Stacey deranged? She looks like one of those creatures at the star Wars cantina!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

I have no idea how it really works. I naively posted in a beauty forum last year and was set upon by mean dumb girls who downvoted me and wrecked my “karma,” which seemed to bar me from even replying to some posts.

So mostly I just read and upvote and my karma has improved! It’s a silly place but it does have a lot of info you can’t easily get elsewhere.

People there can be easily offended. Lots of comments that I make here would get me downvoted on Reddit, so I’ve learned to be careful about what I post. But I do get so much inside info there! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Ari in high school wanting to copy the other couples?

[Gobi]

Ironically, Ari wants to piggyback.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari: Why can't we have fun? I'm being nice. You don't deserve it because you are a vile cheater but I want to laugh and joke around and you are a terrible awful no good very bad person. Why don't you want to hang out with me? 

[Bees52]

🤣🤣🤣 Bini couldn't (or wouldn't) carry her for 2 seconds.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

People there can be easily offended. Lots of comments that I make here would get me downvoted on Reddit, so I’ve learned to be careful about what I post. But I do get so much inside info there! 

And we are very grateful! You always have the dirt!

[sainte-chapelle]

Bini didn’t mention his son until Florian did…only his social media. 

[Gobi]

Can't wait for the ultimate spinoff down the road - 90 Day Children in Therapy.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Bleh Of all the men she could date....

I'm sure Cortney's dating pool is pretty shallow by now! She's, well, no prize. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Can't wait for the ultimate spinoff down the road - 90 Day Children in Therapy.

And we will all be here, watching it! From the Home, maybe, but I'll be right here, snarking right after my evening pudding. 

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I missed the chat. Feel free to send me to the last resort as a punishment, LOL. 

[MagicEyes]

This whole exercise is a waste if nobody gets lost in the desert. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I missed the chat. Feel free to send me to the last resort as a punishment, LOL. 

I think we should all go to a posh resort for a week, for Snark Therapy. Think how fun! Great food, lots of drinks, pool, spa treatments, fluffy robes, and snarking all day. I like it. 

Just now, MagicEyes said:

This whole exercise is a waste if nobody gets lost in the desert. 

Or turn to cannibalism. I would watch this, avidly.

[judylo]

After so many years here, some of the broken English is still … very broken.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I missed the chat. Feel free to send me to the last resort as a punishment, LOL. 

We still have another hour to go! Two hours, if you want to waste your short life on Between the Sheets. 

[magemaud]

Another interesting tidbit. Colt re-injured his leg again and might have to have it amputated! 
https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-sure-colt-johnson-dark-place-may-lose-leg-health-problems-serious/

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure Cortney's dating pool is pretty shallow by now! She's, well, no prize. 

Cortney the wonky-eyed foot fetish woman? The one who went to throw herself at the Spanish guy and got dumped? Gosh, how her standards have fallen. Colt???

[Pepper Mostly]

"Now that I have my green card, I don't need you any more. So sayonara, loser"

[Suzywriter]

34 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I LOATHE her. She is a drama queening, oxygen sucking, self centered, narcissistic, supercilious, patronizing, spoiled, fatuous pain in the ass. 

With no means of support

 

[Gobi]

"I don't have any independence. Except screwing other guys, I do get to do that."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Cortney the wonky-eyed foot fetish woman? The one who went to throw herself at the Spanish guy and got dumped? Gosh, how her standards have fallen. Colt???

I'm sure its a desperate grab to hang on to her tenuous grasp on the Z list. 

Just now, Gobi said:

"I don't have any independence. Except screwing peeing on other guys, I do get to do that."

Fixed that for you.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

We still have another hour to go! Two hours, if you want to waste your short life on Between the Sheets. 

Guys there was a big Ed moment where Brandon bought Julia a razor to shave her cookie and giggled like a teenager about her hairy cookie. I  didn’t think I could hate him any more.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Another interesting tidbit. Colt re-injured his leg again and might have to have it amputated! 
https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-sure-colt-johnson-dark-place-may-lose-leg-health-problems-serious/

Colt's a jerk but he doesn't deserve that.

[sainte-chapelle]

Didn’t he cheat before they got married? Why did she marry him then?

[Gobi]

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Should be the motto for the whole franchise.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey's droning on and Florian is all "Uh huh. Uh huh." Totally bored. Like she's bugging him for spare change at the bus stop.

"I want to grow old together" That's rich. Stacey, you are 20 years older than Florian. "Growing old together" means you expect him to feed you your gruel and change your Depends eventually. Get real. 

[Suzywriter]

Stacey is so irrational.