S9.E5: Blast From Everyone’s Past

[ZettaK]

Mia reveals what she allegedly overheard on the phone with Karen years ago, leaving the table speechless; The ladies ring in Wendy's 40th birthday; Gizelle heads back to Maryland to attend Angel and Adore's cap-and-gown ceremony.

First aired on 11/3/2024.

[rlc]

Can we put Karen Huger and Mary Crosby in a room together with a locked door and hidden cameras? 

[ZettaK]

Karen, these are not allegations. They are criminal charges. 

[drivethroo]

Stacey is a hoot.

Ashley was trying her hardest to be relevant this episode.

They were breaking all sorts of 4th walls on this episode. Keiarna should've mentioned Mia's crater face to her face.

I can get down with a Wendy/Keiarna/Stacey clique

I feel like Mia, Jacqueline, Ashley or all three will not be back next season (along with Jassi). I think they'll bring Robyn back in the friend role.

If Karen is convicted and serves time she may not be back either.

[Chatty Cake]

Mia sitting there stuffing her pockmarked face while she insulted Keiarna was gross.  Cheating on Gordon can only be her story for so long. I doubt anyone cares at this point.  She can also stop pretending like she’s some business success.   We know it’s her housewives salary is what is supporting them.

Ashley has even less of a storyline than pockmarks. Goading Keiarna over her scar caused by the thug she brought to the group was lowdown nasty. Just like Ashley.

I’d rather that Karen’s legal problems not be on the show. She can’t discuss much and the pockmarked crater face and her gaggle of trash are delighting in it.  Just keep stuffing your face Mia. At least that way we won’t have to hear her.

It was nice to see Angel and Adore. I hope all of Gizelles daughters do well in college. 

Edited Yest. at 12:28 PM by Chatty Cake

[ZettaK]

Everybody is exposing everybody else's dirty secrets. 

Karen, like Mia predicted reached her blogger friends to get some dirt on Jacqueline (and she found it). 

Mia and Jacqueline discussed Karen's drunk dialing, and her DUI.

Ashley had a lot of nerve to talk about Kearna's scar the friend (Sesame Street) she invited to the GnA event last season was responsible of causing. 

Another birthday was ruined by a group of HWs. 

[StevieRocks]

I couldn't care less about Dingbat Boring Wendy's bday, and obviously neither could anyone else--including herself. You're spending your bday with the famewhores you wanted so desperately to be a part of, so Enjoy! 

Famewhorin' has a price, Big Ugly Mole Karen. If you want to be on teevee misrepresenting yourself as some "VIP" 🙄 in Potomac, then you're also going to be on teevee looking like the dangerous ol' law-breaking unconscionable drunk you are when you endanger lives by driving drunk, Drunk Dame.

[bosawks]

Even if Karen is the Grand Dame of all of Bravo Housewifedom that's like being the president of Crapville.

 

[Giddyup]

I don’t think TJ and Stacey sounded like virgins from camp as Wendy stated. I thought it sounded like a gay man and a woman who doesn’t know yet.

[sugarbaker design]

2 minutes ago, Giddyup said:

I don’t think TJ and Stacey sounded like virgins from camp as Wendy stated. I thought it sounded like a gay man and a woman who doesn’t know yet.

oh my gosh, the way he said "Princesss!" 🤣

[howiveaddict]

Mia lying in her talking head that Karen spent the night with that guy.  Then throwing her friend Jacqueline under the bus in a talking head about  how many times Jacqueline has forgiven her boyfriend.  Jacqueline, you should know by now that Mia has no loyalty to you.  And then for Mia to act like she started her first business in that community.  Gordon is probably broke because of her.

I like Stacy, even if she is delusional about her boyfriend.  At least she is nice.

 

[drivethroo]

17 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

Goading Keiarna over her scar caused by the thug she brought to the group was lowdown nasty. Just like Ashley.

It was also aid and assistance to Sesame Street Thug ...if Keiarna's scar isn't that bad and Keiarna says this on camera, Sesame Street can use this to get her charges dropped.

15 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Karen, like Mia predicted reached her blogger friends to get some dirt on Jacqueline (and she found it). 

Or Mia told Karen about Jacqueline's tea when she was mad at J and Karen tucked that information away for Mad Day.

3 hours ago, howiveaddict said:

Gordon is probably broke because of her.

Gordon is broke because he has poor judgment. He spent $$$ trying to turn a ho into a housewife, leaving his first wife to do so. Now the money has run out and the ho wife has run out.

And while Mia and Ashley laugh at Keiarna's dead fiancee being an alleged drug dealer*, they both need to be asking her for business tips.  Keiarna's been able to sustain her business by herself years after the fiance was killed while both Ashley and Mia's forays into business were at their husband's/husband's family's whims. If Mia or Ashley ever bring up her dead fiance again all K needs to do is ask if either of their mothers were his best customers.

 

*We don't know if Ks dead fiance was a drug dealer because Mia B Lying. But even if he was, how many of Mia's tricks were drug dealers?

[dancingdreamer]

15 hours ago, StevieRocks said:

I couldn't care less about Dingbat Boring Wendy's bday, and obviously neither could anyone else--including herself. You're spending your bday with the famewhores you wanted so desperately to be a part of, so Enjoy! 

Famewhorin' has a price, Big Ugly Mole Karen. If you want to be on teevee misrepresenting yourself as some "VIP" 🙄 in Potomac, then you're also going to be on teevee looking like the dangerous ol' law-breaking unconscionable drunk you are when you endanger lives by driving drunk, Drunk Dame.

I'm thinking  I should  take this off my pvr, it's hard to enjoy the show, and I did like it at one time. I loved seeing  Gizelles  daughters,  but I think it ended there.

[Boofish]

Mia is trash

Whatever tree out there existing for the sole purpose of providing oxygen to Ashley is owed an apology. 

Jacqueline is the McRibb. It's laughable trash and everyone forgets it exists. Then it pops back up like it was missed. 

[Juneau Gal]

I really didn’t watch last season because I find Ashley absolutely repulsive and Robyn pathetic and didn’t want to watch either of them, but with one of them now gone I have somehow been pulled back in. All this to say, who the hell is Sesame Street and why is she called that? Sorry to be so behind and asking lame questions  

 

 

[Chatty Cake]

6 hours ago, Juneau Gal said:

I really didn’t watch last season because I find Ashley absolutely repulsive and Robyn pathetic and didn’t want to watch either of them, but with one of them now gone I have somehow been pulled back in. All this to say, who the hell is Sesame Street and why is she called that? Sorry to be so behind and asking lame questions  

 

 

Two seasons ago Gizelle and Ashley went after Candiaces and Wendy’s husbands.  Ashley showed up with an unfortunate looking friend named Deborah who said that both husbands were flirtatious with her. The cameras proved the woman wrong. Neither husband took a second look at her.  When Candiace and Wendy heard Candiace gave her the nickname and it stuck.  Last season, Ashley brought the muppet around again and this time she started a physical fight. Keiarna was injured. 

[StevieRocks]

8 hours ago, Boofish said:

Mia is trash

Whatever tree out there existing for the sole purpose of providing oxygen to Ashley is owed an apology. 

Jacqueline is the McRibb. It's laughable trash and everyone forgets it exists. Then it pops back up like it was missed. 

Uh, Lord God.🤣 I literally found myself racking my brains, "WHO is Jacqueline?" Spot on, Boofish. 😂

Edited 6 hours ago by StevieRocks

[Baltimore Betty]

37 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

Uh, Lord God.🤣 I literally found myself racking my brains, WHO is Jacqueline?" Spot on, Boofish. 😂

The McRib is coming back, fyi 🤪

[MaggieG]

Mia's side profile while she was stuffing her face was pretty horrendous. 

"Happy Birthday, my gift is taking you to the first medical practice I owned!" I don't even like Wendy and I feel bad for her 😂 Hopefully she had a better, more fun birthday experience after this trip.

[dancingdreamer]

6 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

Two seasons ago Gizelle and Ashley went after Candiaces and Wendy’s husbands.  Ashley showed up with an unfortunate looking friend named Deborah who said that both husbands were flirtatious with her. The cameras proved the woman wrong. Neither husband took a second look at her.  When Candiace and Wendy heard Candiace gave her the nickname and it stuck.  Last season, Ashley brought the muppet around again and this time she started a physical fight. Keiarna was injured. 

I had no idea that's  how Keiarna was injured , how horrible. 

[BloggerAloud]

Mia is impossible to invest in because she keeps lying so whatever she says, she'll directly contradict herself the next scene.

[ZettaK]

3 hours ago, MaggieG said:

Mia's side profile while she was stuffing her face was pretty horrendous. 

"Happy Birthday, my gift is taking you to the first medical practice I owned!" I don't even like Wendy and I feel bad for her 😂 Hopefully she had a better, more fun birthday experience after this trip.

I'm sure she did. This one was a fake birthday celebration with fake friends.

[Boofish]

I have a feeling the dynamics this season will be Mia, Ashley and the McRib v Keiarna, Karen, Wendy and SNN (Stacey Network News) with Gizelle deciding on a fight by fight basis which side she is on.