Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

I’m sure the car in that metaphor would have some sick-ass rims.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How was everyone's Thanksgiving? Did anyone have a gummie weed attack? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, next stop is the appraiser. Called it a couple of weeks ago.

[Empress1]

Melissa is so fucking shallow.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ugh.  Your value as a human is not based on the appraised retail value of your ring. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa thinks he should have spent more than $20K on her ring.

[Gobi]

"We wanted to make sure Louie spent all his savings on my ring."

[MagicEyes]

Now Melissa's going to bitch about how much the ring cost, when she demanded  a two-carat ring. Louis deserves better.

[Empress1]

This is so fucking gross. I hate this scene. Mind your fucking business, nosy jealous friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa’s cavernous nostrils distract me.

[For Cereals]

Just shut up and wear your stupid ring.

[Gobi]

Jesus, there's no pleasing her.

[Maybeitsme]

What is wrong with these women,  geez. Even when the guy tries his best...

[Empress1]

Ugh, these two. Muting. Let me go heat up some leftover pie.

[OoogleEyes]

Justine's hair 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did the show forget we saw Louis buy the ring from a jeweler?  He didn't get it from a guy on the corner who pulled it out of a briefcase. 

[Gobi]

"I'm taking everything as it comes."

Hence the numerous pregnancies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Reminder: Juju is a high risk pregnancy. In case you forgot.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS, do not use the word "danger" with these assholes. I cannot with Juju, saint of motherhood. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Justine's hair 

Are those hearts or centipedes?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine is sad. She was counting on a few more weeks to tell everyone how high risk the pregnancy is.

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How was everyone's Thanksgiving? Did anyone have a gummie weed attack? 

Turned 50 last Friday!  I can kick!  Dad was in town for the week, so spent a lot of time watching sports—I don’t like sports, but it made him happy.  He flew home yesterday so we spent today and yesterday eating leftovers from birthday dinners.  It was a good week 😊

[Gobi]

Is there a giant insect on her head?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So what they're describing is supposed to help reassure them that things will be okay. Juju will hear it as she is at the highest risk ever. 

Hey, Justine, whose fault is it that you had two babies within a year?  Who made that happen? I can think of two people who could have prevented that. 

[JenE4]

Juju isn’t even trusted to have her tubes tied—they need to rip those suckers out, entirely.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Are those hearts or centipedes?

It looks like it’s pulled way too tight judging by her pink scalp!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Turned 50 last Friday!  I can kick!  Dad was in town for the week, so spent a lot of time watching sports—I don’t like sports, but it made him happy.  He flew home yesterday so we spent today and yesterday eating leftovers from birthday dinners.  It was a good week 😊

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justine's hair is again glued down so she can have yet another child literally without having a hair out of place. Goals!

[Gobi]

It's a high risk pregnancy. She got pregnant after playing Risk while high.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Turned 50 last Friday!  I can kick!  Dad was in town for the week, so spent a lot of time watching sports—I don’t like sports, but it made him happy.  He flew home yesterday so we spent today and yesterday eating leftovers from birthday dinners.  It was a good week 😊

Happy birthday to you.🎂🥳🎁🎉 Best wishes for  a wonderful year!

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Hey, Justine, whose fault is it that you had two babies within a year?  Who made that happen? I can think of two people who could have prevented that. 

They need birth control. He refuses to get a vasectomy (which is dumb), but there’s an IUD, the pill, condoms, tubal ligation or removal, stopping PIV intercourse, SOMETHING. They hav NINE KIDS between  them. Enough.

[mytmo]

Let’s get ready to rumble!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Rob watching Tennie at her job via the internet? 

[For Cereals]

That is a janky security cam setup!

Oh hell no!  Tennie will not be ok with that woman in her home.

Edited November 30 by For Cereals

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Rob brought her brass knuckles just in case.

[JenE4]

Well, well, well. How the tables have turned. Now Tennie is checking out the cameras at home. Any second she’ll be hollering over the intercoms.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

More life lessons: Do not marry someone who would accuse you of giving them a stolen engagement ring. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Rob watching Tennie at her job via the internet? 

I think they've switched up and now she's watching him and the kids on the cameras

[JenE4]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

More life lessons: Do not marry someone who would accuse you of giving them a stolen engagement ring. 

Especially since he bought the exact ring she insisted on!! Did she not google the price of a 2-carat ring. This poor guy can’t do anything right in her eyes. 

[mytmo]

Liquid lunch!

[For Cereals]

Please tell me Bianca isn’t driving…

Nevermind…

Edited November 30 by For Cereals

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca is so fucking stupid. Guinness Book of World Records stupid.

Edited November 30 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

I know! I'll trap him with a baby!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca talks about not using birth control. "If it happens, it happens," she slurs. 

[Empress1]

Bianca is … dumb. Her friend knows she’s dumb.

[Gobi]

"I need more foreplay. And more alcohol. Especially alcohol."

[MagicEyes]

I want a graphic that shows the level of Bianca's settlement money getting lower and lower.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Please tell me Bianca isn’t driving…

Don’t worry; she’s a professional.

[Empress1]

How many drinks did Bianca, who was hurt in a drunk driving accident, have before she got behind the wheel?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Haley and Daniel having an adult conversation around the idiot Bianca. They certainly don't have to worry about Bianca chiming in with anything meaningful.