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[Bees52]

Ha! That okie doke don't work on Mom Ingrid, she sees right through him.

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Did Brian already know Portuguese, or did he predatorily learn it?

He learned it so he could communicate with Brazilian hookers

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brian tells Ingrid’s mother that she doesn’t like him because she’s small minded and biased against people with disabilities in 3….2…..1

OR that he's from a foreign country! ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE A GRUBBY SLEAZE, BRIAN!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brian takes this as such an affront!! How dare Ingrid’s mother have an opinion about him that he finds unacceptable!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Brian talking about audacity is pretty damn audacious.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's not the right person for ANYONE. Well, Frank Perdue maybe. 

The KFC colonel maybe! LOL. 

I love how Ingrid's mom could not care at all about Brian or his stupid gift. 

[Stuckathome]

Wow Ingrid’s mom gives zero fucks! This is hysterical! And of course Brian will make it all about his disability. The fact that he mentioned how he traveled ALL THE WAY to Brazil in a wheelchair….

 

as if he doesn’t have a frequent flyer pass as a sex tourist

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Did Brian already know Portuguese, or did he predatorily learn it?

I mean, his seeming fluency is the only thing I give him credit for.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, tvrox said:

I love how Ingrid's mom could not care at all about Brian or his stupid gift. 

She’s been around long enough to know that he’s using her to get to her daughter and she wants none of it. He’s such a fucking phony.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Did Brian already know Portuguese, or did he predatorily learn it?

He knew it, because before he played sports and coached in Brazil. 

[magemaud]

No Brian, it’s not that nobody likes you because of your disability, it’s because of the reason you became disabled in the first place! 

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I'm older now than when I had my last kid." Because usually, people are younger afterwards.

Well with the magic of plastic surgery... 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brian takes this as such an affront!! How dare Ingrid’s mother have an opinion about him that he finds unacceptable!

She simply does not understand his poignant pain. She's just prejudiced because he's in a wheelchair. If she wasn't a stupid uneducated woman she would understand. He feels sorry for her. 

5 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Brian talking about audacity is pretty damn audacious.

He's best friends with audacity so he feels quite comfortable.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Wow it's gorgeous!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Faith, you’re making a big mistake. 

[Gobi]

I hope Faith doesn't wind up with foot gonorrhea.

[judylo]

Ugh, from Brian to Loren. We are spoiled for choice.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 The worst go into people's yards and pose on their porches with their Halloween decorations for their Instas, park in resident permit areas, and hog up the sidewalks. 

Wow. I did a Witch Walk yesterday. 300 of us ran through town in full regalia, howling, ringing bells and synchronized dancing, and we did not so much as *step* on private property or block traffic.

I was in steampunk gear.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Loren: You can support me and pay for my visits to the STD clinic, forever. I will occasionally rub your feet. That's fair, isn't it? 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Loren is gross, anything to cop a feel!

[magemaud]

I think foot massages are creepy enough without Brian being the masseur. 

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Niles is not a good witness for his defense.

I'm glad the producer called him out  on it! 

Poor Faith. Having to work at age 13 to support her family. She's a great person and deserves more than Loren, the idiot. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Faith isn’t buying Loren’s bullshit. Stay resolute, Faith!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

I think foot massages are creepy enough without Brian being the masseur. 

Same same same!!!

[Shelbie]

Faith go with the feeling of not trusting him and run like hell.

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Faith, she is lonely and vulnerable and he is preying upon that

[Gobi]

You can't spell penile gonorrhea without Loren.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Wow. I did a Witch Walk yesterday. 300 of us ran through town in full regalia, howling, ringing bells and synchronized dancing, and we did not so much as *step* on private property or block traffic.

I was in steampunk gear.

 

I would have loved to have seen you! 

Genuine witches and other magical types are lovely, usually. Its the tourists who are expecting a real working city to be a theme park who suck. The street the Hocus Pocus house is on is closed to traffic (except residents) for all of October because pig ignorant tourists insist on driving down there. Its a residential neighborhood and it caused a lot of problems. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I think foot massages are creepy enough without Brian being the masseur. 

I LOVE foot massages. And I would like someone on my team. Never Loren, though. And I hear there are a lot of Lorens out there.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I would have loved to have seen you! 

Genuine witches and other magical types are lovely, usually. Its the tourists who are expecting a real working city to be a theme park who suck. The street the Hocus Pocus house is on is closed to traffic (except residents) for all of October because pig ignorant tourists insist on driving down there. Its a residential neighborhood and it caused a lot of problems. 

They sound dreadful and I hope they get arrested for trespassing.

[magemaud]

We have dozens of witches with brooms on stand up paddle boards on a local lake. 
this is off topic but a local drone operator put a sheet over his drone that made it look exactly like a flying ghost. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Faith isn’t buying Loren’s bullshit. Stay resolute, Faith!

And Loren thinks he'll be able to charm her family. Excuse me while I die laughing. I'm hoping they take a leaf from Mama Ingrid's book. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Loren thinks he'll be able to charm her family. Excuse me while I die laughing. I'm hoping they take a leaf from Mama Ingrid's book. 

I am hoping they make momma Ingrid look like Mother Theresa

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

They sound dreadful and I hope they get arrested for trespassing.

The police chief here is a former NYC police commander. He brooks no foolishness. The city handles the festivities very well. 

[Suzywriter]

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s only been an hour? AN HOUR??????

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I love this, you look great!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Beautiful! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Words cannot express how much I love this. You look FANTASTIC

Bozo looks BAKED.

[tvrox]

How are Vanja and I the same age??? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bozo’s mother already has his bags packed.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Words cannot express how much I love this. You look FANTASTIC

Thank you. I made most of it. Some October, I shall run through Salem howling with you.

[Gobi]

Cooking class? No axe throwing emporium, I guess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I want some.

[sainte-chapelle]

Vanja looks crazed when she laughs…Natalie vibes

[tvrox]

That food does look good. 

Wow, she must be exhausted though. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Thank you. I made most of it. Some October, I shall run through Salem howling with you.

I would break my embargo on going downtown in October just for you!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanja just disabused Bozo of his “friend zone” ideas.

[Gobi]

Ganja wasn't happy with that answer. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Nice friends?!?!!!? What a bozo.