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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Throwing the pizza onto the floor is sacrilegious.

What did that pizza ever do to them? Its so mean. "Here I am, your delicious freshly made piping hot pizza! Wait, what are you doing? Nooooo!"

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3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It was fruitless. I bailed after I was handed one with an enormous band. I mean, I know I am a larger person but I gave her my size. She countered that with one that was way too small. It was LAL levels of sizes too small. Sausage chest! 

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Joey is so glad his ex didn’t show up. Or he could have decided not to go meet her in the first place…..

The PA said he's slip an extra twenty into his pay envelope if he did. 

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1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

I went to a lingerie shop since they have professional fitters. I would check the websites. Macy's and Nordstrom used to offer fittings. 

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1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

Yes, I think many still do.  Also, Soma offers bra fitting.  And maybe some local lingerie shops, too.

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4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What did that pizza ever do to them? Its so mean. "Here I am, your delicious freshly made piping hot pizza! Wait, what are you doing? Nooooo!"

Maybe it was a Hawaiian pizza. People have opinions 

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2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

They do!  Also see if there’s a specialty boutique you can book a fitting with and then go on Bare Necessities or HerRoom (much cheaper).  

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2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

his ankle monitor lol on those little white chicken legs 

Chicken legs-- my husband calls my legs "piernas de pollo," but not for the size- for the color.  They look like the chicken legs you buy in the market before cooking.  So white, they are almost blue.  

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1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

Do they still have stores like Lady Grace? There used to be a place on Winter st. in Boston called Albert's Hosiery where they did fittings, little tiny old ladies with tape measures around their necks who were PROS. Of course that place has been gone for decades. I don't know if I'd trust a department store. Unless it was a high end place like Nordstrom or Neiman Marcus, anyway. Retail employees used to be professionals, they could fit your bras or shoes or tailor your clothes. Now, not so much. 

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1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sorry, gotta go, my ex just texted me."

He just has to go tell her that he's done with her.  He could not see her but it's so much better to see her to tell her he doesn't want to see her.  I swear he and Chance are sharing a brain cell. 

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2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

They do!  Also see if there’s a specialty boutique you can book a fitting with and then go on Bare Necessities or HerRoom (much cheaper).  

That's what I do. Pre-surgery I was a size I could only find online. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You made it at last! That's the important thing. How are you?

I'm good!  Just had a workout and now I'm sitting here with my cat and a pore strip.  Might eat some ice cream tonight!  Boyfriend was too tired to come over after work today but he'll be by tomorrow night (And Then I Will Force Him To Watch This TV Show).

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1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Are you talking about BRAD PITT'S COUSIN?? 😭

Spoiler

Someone posted on Reddit he’s expecting another baby with the new girlfriend that had him arrested for pushing her out of a car…they were together 🤦🏽‍♀️

 

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2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm good!  Just had a workout and now I'm sitting here with my cat and a pore strip.  Might eat some ice cream tonight!  Boyfriend was too tired to come over after work today but he'll be by tomorrow night (And Then I Will Force Him To Watch This TV Show).

You know you have us to watch the show with you.  Your relationship may not withstand this dumpster fire of  a show.  Find something really entertaining that you can watch together.  ;)

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You let him put it in you without protection.. YOU did that girl 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh goody. The screaming argument out in front of the house, so all the neighbors can also enjoy it. 

I mean wouldn’t you expect that at a crack house 

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