S07 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey is so glad his ex didn’t show up. Or he could have decided not to go meet her in the first place…..

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Didn't New Jersey Cheerleader assault a pizza one time? We should complain.

Pizza is a trigger for her.  She wanted a Wall Street exec and ended up with a pizza boy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Throwing the pizza onto the floor is sacrilegious.

What did that pizza ever do to them? Its so mean. "Here I am, your delicious freshly made piping hot pizza! Wait, what are you doing? Nooooo!"

[Keywestclubkid]

it shows her true colors? dude you are the one that snuck off to go meet her it SHOWED your true colors 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, you chose this. Happy now?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I got flushed there for a moment. I saw those sexy rims on that SUV driven by a complete ass and I swooned. You know the ladies love the rims!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It was fruitless. I bailed after I was handed one with an enormous band. I mean, I know I am a larger person but I gave her my size. She countered that with one that was way too small. It was LAL levels of sizes too small. Sausage chest! 

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

[Keywestclubkid]

his ankle monitor lol on those little white chicken legs 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Joey is so glad his ex didn’t show up. Or he could have decided not to go meet her in the first place…..

The PA said he's slip an extra twenty into his pay envelope if he did. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, get a clue. This is what your life is going to be like with Joey. Get used to it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

I went to a lingerie shop since they have professional fitters. I would check the websites. Macy's and Nordstrom used to offer fittings. 

[Keywestclubkid]

hes totally devoted to you ... umm he just snuck off on the day of his engagement party to meet up with his ex gf ... I dont think devoted means what you think it means lady 

[Gobi]

"Sorry, gotta go, my ex just texted me."

Edited September 28, 2024 by Gobi

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

Yes, I think many still do.  Also, Soma offers bra fitting.  And maybe some local lingerie shops, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. Tatum brings some bad news. Who could have predicted that?

[Eldemarge]

Aaaaah I'm so late!  Poop.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

his ankle monitor lol on those little white chicken legs 

He exudes sex appeal. 😁

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What did that pizza ever do to them? Its so mean. "Here I am, your delicious freshly made piping hot pizza! Wait, what are you doing? Nooooo!"

Maybe it was a Hawaiian pizza. People have opinions 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

They do!  Also see if there’s a specialty boutique you can book a fitting with and then go on Bare Necessities or HerRoom (much cheaper).  

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

his ankle monitor lol on those little white chicken legs 

Chicken legs-- my husband calls my legs "piernas de pollo," but not for the size- for the color.  They look like the chicken legs you buy in the market before cooking.  So white, they are almost blue.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sorry, gotta go, my ex just texted me."

He just has to go tell her that he's done with her.  He could not see her but it's so much better to see her to tell her he doesn't want to see her.  I swear he and Chance are sharing a brain cell. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I want to go and get a professional fitting for a bra. Do department stores still offer that service? My body has changed so much over the years, I have no idea what my bra size is

Do they still have stores like Lady Grace? There used to be a place on Winter st. in Boston called Albert's Hosiery where they did fittings, little tiny old ladies with tape measures around their necks who were PROS. Of course that place has been gone for decades. I don't know if I'd trust a department store. Unless it was a high end place like Nordstrom or Neiman Marcus, anyway. Retail employees used to be professionals, they could fit your bras or shoes or tailor your clothes. Now, not so much. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He exudes sex appeal. 😁

Well he’s no Chance 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Aaaaah I'm so late!  Poop.  

You made it at last! That's the important thing. How are you?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

They do!  Also see if there’s a specialty boutique you can book a fitting with and then go on Bare Necessities or HerRoom (much cheaper).  

That's what I do. Pre-surgery I was a size I could only find online. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Well he’s no Chance 

Are you talking about BRAD PITT'S COUSIN?? 😭

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean bravo for her having the guts to do it but there were no jokes 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Chris, we would all be okay with you never trying again. Really. You can quit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris needs a hit of meth to get over her disappointment. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You made it at last! That's the important thing. How are you?

I'm good!  Just had a workout and now I'm sitting here with my cat and a pore strip.  Might eat some ice cream tonight!  Boyfriend was too tired to come over after work today but he'll be by tomorrow night (And Then I Will Force Him To Watch This TV Show).

[Keywestclubkid]

You voluntarily got on that stage KNOWING people would be looking at you … that excuse made no sense 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Julian. She was many things but "hilarious" wasn't one of them.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Julian to Chris: You are hilarious. 

He was missing a few words. He meant the clothes that you choose to wear are hilarious. 

Edited September 28, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julian, she was NOT funny. Not at all. Stop encouraging her.

[MagicEyes]

Should he really be encouraging her? We can't all be good at everything. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Are you talking about BRAD PITT'S COUSIN?? 😭

Spoiler

Someone posted on Reddit he’s expecting another baby with the new girlfriend that had him arrested for pushing her out of a car…they were together 🤦🏽‍♀️

 

[Keywestclubkid]

No jokes landed .. what was funny? Were we watching the same thing?  Was funny edited out?

[Gobi]

She was actually funny? Did they edit out that part?

Ninja'd by @Keywestclubkid

Edited September 28, 2024 by Gobi

[Eldemarge]

Oh NO, I missed this girl's stand-up routine?? I'm actually disappointed.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He ignited those dreams. Tell him to blow out that flame. 

[Pepper Mostly]

They started in on you? One dumb drunk guy who lobbed a couple of lame ass shafts? Girl. Take a seat. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Then he locks you back in the attic 

[Ladystardust]

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I don't think I could watch my husband bomb like that and then encourage him to keep going down the comedy route. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris needs to go up to the attic and give some thought to her next career move.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm good!  Just had a workout and now I'm sitting here with my cat and a pore strip.  Might eat some ice cream tonight!  Boyfriend was too tired to come over after work today but he'll be by tomorrow night (And Then I Will Force Him To Watch This TV Show).

You know you have us to watch the show with you.  Your relationship may not withstand this dumpster fire of  a show.  Find something really entertaining that you can watch together.  ;)

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh NO, I missed this girl's stand-up routine?? I'm actually disappointed.

It was, of course, painful. She cried. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody. The screaming argument out in front of the house, so all the neighbors can also enjoy it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Then he locks you back in the attic 

He loves her so much he lied to her about losing his job and he keeps her in the attic. Yep, sounds like love to me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

True: My cheating isn’t my fault. It’s all on you, Shonta.

[Keywestclubkid]

You let him put it in you without protection.. YOU did that girl 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh goody. The screaming argument out in front of the house, so all the neighbors can also enjoy it. 

I mean wouldn’t you expect that at a crack house