S07 LIVE CHAT

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These idiots all have to "meet up" and "get closure". WHY. Jesus, you dated FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. Move on! 

When you were FIFTEEN!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca will throw back a couple of shots before she meets up with Daniel. She gave up everything, y’all!

[Ladystardust]

Her shirt says margs. I can't.

[OoogleEyes]

Lots lf loose ends tonight. Bastards. 

Edited September 21, 2024 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder if she got her booty steamed for the occasion 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

You don't have to meet someone before you block them. 😉

I mean imagine if you had to actually meet all those retired military men who are widowers and doctors and volunteer at the animal shelter and really really love your insightful and witty posts and your beautiful smile before you block them? 

[Red Bridey]

It's been too ungodly hot here for yummy molasses cookies. But a temperature drop is on its way, I think!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did Bianca shower or just spray on more perfume and pet her hair? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca doesn’t have a drinking “problem.” She’s a full-blown alcoholic.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean imagine if you had to actually meet all those retired military men who are widowers and doctors and volunteer at the animal shelter and really really love your insightful and witty posts and your beautiful smile before you block them? 

Did someone say widower? 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

When you were FIFTEEN!

Right. He got locked up, she was a kid and couldn’t deal. There! Closure!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The cousin talks too much sense for Bianca. She can’t follow it.

Season Finale? So soon? 

[WaltersHair]

NOOO. I'm going to be in the backwoods of Missouri next week. Sigh.

[Ladystardust]

Bianca is one of those people whose entire personality is drinking. She's can't imagine her future without classy wine sayings on wooden boards around her house and hilarious wine puns on her t-shirts.

[Red Bridey]

Season finale next week?? OMG, too short a season!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bianca doesn’t have a drinking “problem.” She’s a full-blown alcoholic.

She drinks, she gets drunk, she falls down. No problem. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I quickly hit the off button so I didn’t have to hear the no-talent Braxton sisters screaming at each other.

Have a fine weekend, everyone. I’m meeting friends for a late lunch tomorrow; might have that lobster roll I’ve been thinking about for weeks now. Enjoy the first day of fall.🍁 Ciao for now.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap. They are leaving us waiting for the comedic stylings of convict Chris, the non-drama of whether or not her planned, now unemployed meal ticket shows up, our first sighting of Daniel without frosted tips, and Z's inevitable drama over Troy seeing his child's mother. Given that his child is too young to drive herself . . . . she'll still find a way to be affronted that her mother is there.   

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Season finale next week?? OMG, too short a season!

But the new iteration starts the following week! Take heart!

OK, bunkies, thanks for all the laughs! I'm back to reading Patrick Stewart's memoir (and it is WONDERFUL) and watching the rain fall. Have a wonderful weekend, love you all more than prison hooch, coochie spray and gummies! 

[Gobi]

10 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Season finale next week?? OMG, too short a season!

The cast got time off for good behavior.

Till next time.

[littlebennysmom]

8 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But she loves them more than anything!!!!

"I love them to death!"  We know, that's the problem.

People who use that phrase are almost universally in terrible relationships, it's very telling.

[coffee drinker]

18 hours ago, Empress1 said:

Iowa. I’m not sure if Keith is locked up in Iowa.

I think Keith is locked up in a federal prison located in Colorado.  Didn't she travel there last season to visit him?  I was thinking it's the same place that houses "El Chapo" the big drug kingpin from Mexico.  A maximum security place.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E10: Exes and Oh No's

Original air date 2024.09.27

I can't find  an episode summary, so let's guess. 

• Chris performs her ever-so-high-larious comedy routine. Any laughs are prompted by payments from production and/or excessive alcohol. They continue the "will Julian show up to support her?" plotline. No one is surprised when he does. It's on the call sheet. 
• Troy's ex brings his daughter to the world's most disappointing family reunion.  Z throws some kind of fit. Okay, Z throws multiple kinds of fits. Of course, her words are lost as everyone is transfixed watching her hair bounce. Troy's daughter deserves none of this. 
• Hope continues to be terrible. Arthur continues to desperately need help.
• Bianca will meet Daniel live and in person. His frosted tips have grown out but he still exudes that vibe. We could start a pool betting on how soon Bianca has a drink in front of Daniel. Wait, maybe she's the worst. The bar is so low. 
• Joey continues to roll on with his hot new rims on his low-end SUV. Kim continues to be exasperated by his actions, but she won the big high school prize so she'll hang in. 
• If we're lucky, we'll see no more of Latisha's delusional belief that Keith will get out any day. 
• Shonta will continue to be a grump. True will continue to use her to stay out of jail. 

Season finale. Don't worry bunkies, we roll right into Life After Lockup. 

[Keywestclubkid]

we've reached the end ... 60s girl group fall still intact on the top of my head  eyelashes still glued on .. maybe it was the weed gummies an wind wafting betwixt my my legs from not wearing the panties that has helped me through maybe its knowing that next week we get a mix of some of these fools and new meat .. 

 

lets get this shit show started 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zeruiah makes a crucial mistake at the family reunion and invites all of Troy’s other relatives to come visit and stay at her place as long as they want.

Joey wants nothing to do with the “dumb ass bitch” so he goes to meet up with her. Prison logic strikes again. Joey is D-U-N!

Edited September 27, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

It's finale time! I'm choosing to imbibe in alcohol rather than gummies. These idiots don't deserve fine marijuana. They are pruno all the way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Underwear on, coochie spray deployed, and margarita in hand. Let's get this party started! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare Daniel’s family go to pick him up when he gets out of prison! Bianca made sure to pack her vodka-filled flask in case she needs something to fortify her prior to Daniel’s release.

Edited September 27, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Daniel gets out tonight. Drinks are on Binaca!

[Ladystardust]

I am here with (hopefully) a sufficient amount of gummies for the finale.

Oh wait. We have Christine's comedy routine tonight. I'm not sure there are enough substances in the world for that. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I hate that she is gonna be on the next show .. shes beyond just clueless and its like beating your head against a wall 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Daniel's dad. Bianca will see to it that you still don't get to talk to him for more than 15 minutes at a time. 

[Gobi]

Binaca doesn't have a drinking problem. She drinks, she falls down, no problem!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I hate that she is gonna be on the next show .. shes beyond just clueless and its like beating your head against a wall 

So, just like every other person on this hellscape of a show? 

[Keywestclubkid]

im not wishing Ill im just know what's coming ..haha 

[Pepper Mostly]

"What's taking so long?" Bianca would like to speak to the manager. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Honeymoon stage" oh yeah, that time when your partner is in jail.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris’ first joke: So an idiotic wannabe bank robber walks into the local credit union and hands the clerk a ransom note……

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, just like every other person on this hellscape of a show? 

but she like Britney and Mo before her just have this TWIST that when they are on screen I just want to scream 

[Pepper Mostly]

Convict comedy! Oh my god I'm dead. It would have been a more hilarious laff riot if she'd spelled it "Konvict Komedy"

[Gobi]

Tighten up your rims, the race to the end is on!

[Pepper Mostly]

She moved all the way to Arizona to have a relationship with Daniel. And a bottle of Cuervo. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca moved her entire liquor cabinet life to Arizona for Daniel. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel needs to get the hair salon stat in order to refresh the blond highlights.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

 

Oh wait. We have Christine's comedy routine tonight. I'm not sure there are enough substances in the world for that. 

Oh lort! The comedy routine! I'd forgotten about that. We are about to be blessed, my bunkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Daniel and Bianca are going to keep his family waiting while they decamp to the nearest cornfield.

[Gobi]

🎶Oh God, it looks like Daniel

Must be a cloud in the sky🎵

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel looks thinner. That’s what happens when you stop drinking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh lort! The comedy routine! I'd forgotten about that. We are about to be blessed, my bunkies!

I'm quite sure we will find it difficult to contain our collective mirth. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Substance use disorder.” Okay.