S06.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[tvrox]

Oh no, not another "its not real if its not on social media." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Ingi can’t wait to unload her hapless son.

[Shelbie]

Just now, tvrox said:

Oh no, not another "its not real if its not on social media." 

It will give Corona a story line if she can accuse him of cheating on social media like they all do .

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

I have a French friend I met at a street fair in Paris in 1979 and we discovered we had the same birthdate. Same day and year. And he was an astrologer at the time! He is me if I had been born a gay man in France, with an Italian father! Actually we are very different but we stay in touch, and I would see him on my frequent trips to Paris! (Sadly haven’t been since just before the pandemic. We celebrated several birthdays together but alas, not our impending 70th.)

What a great story! I love it with all my heart and soul. 

Centuries ago, when I was in my 20s, I used to hang out around the waterfront area in Boston. It was the 70s so it was nowhere near as built up as it is now. There was a young woman who sold balloons and souvenirs out of the back of her station wagon in front of the New England Aquarium. She was a magnet, such fun, lively, outgoing. I met her through a friend, and lots of us would go and hang out with her for an hour or an afternoon. Turns out we were born the same day, same year, IN THE SAME HOSPITAL! Lost touch with her after a couple of years, though. I wonder what she's up to these days. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Corona, being married and THEN having kids is so old fashioned. 

[For Cereals]

9 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I thought about using the crying emoji here, but that seems cruel.

It's possible that some day I'll be bored enough to watch this, when "Chimp Crazy" is over. 

Chimp Crazy is wiiiiild! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Corona, being married and THEN having kids is so old fashioned. 

Even teenagers are having kids before (if) they get married! Everybody's doing it!

[tvrox]

15 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I have the same birthday as Hilary Clinton! We should have birthday parties together!

Bill and Hillary are you bored with the convention over and have decided to join our 90 day chat? 

 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Corona, being married and THEN having kids is so old fashioned. 

She’s a traditional gal Auntie!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, tvrox said:

Bill and Hillary are you bored with the convention over and have decided to join our 90 day chat? 

 

The convention couldn’t hold a candle to our witty repartee and insightful gleanings.

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What a great story! I love it with all my heart and soul. 

Centuries ago, when I was in my 20s, I used to hang out around the waterfront area in Boston. It was the 70s so it was nowhere near as built up as it is now. There was a young woman who sold balloons and souvenirs out of the back of her station wagon in front of the New England Aquarium. She was a magnet, such fun, lively, outgoing. I met her through a friend, and lots of us would go and hang out with her for an hour or an afternoon. Turns out we were born the same day, same year, IN THE SAME HOSPITAL! Lost touch with her after a couple of years, though. I wonder what she's up to these days. 

Find her!!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Chimp Crazy is wiiiiild! 

I hate that they're making us wait a week for new episodes! I'm hoping there will be some answers to some questions I have, but probably not. (See the Chimp Crazy chat thread for more if you're interested--I'm calling it "Chimp Chat."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Find her!!

I've thought about it, but alas, I forget her last name! Maybe I can hire Angie's PI.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rebecca looks worse post Sonobella. Those tits look like a crane has hoisted them up.

[Angry Moldovan2]

The intro music for staple guns says everything, it is a clown show

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, we're back to that ray of sunshine, Statler! We'll all be grinning from ear to ear and reminded of how great life can be and what a gift it is to be young and in love. 

Oh wait. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rebecca looks worse post Sonobella. Those tits look like a crane has hoisted them up.

Dead Auntie, dead

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rebecca looks worse post Sonobella. Those tits look like a crane has hoisted them up.

I need that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stapler is keeping her ADHD and anxiety issues in check on their first morning together.

[Red Bridey]

"Statler" is her usual ray of sunshine, I see. Wakes up with a face like a mud pie. 

[Gobi]

Well, if it isn't Little Miss Sunshine.

[tvrox]

France and Switzerland sound so cool! Stop complaining! Also, why does your hat have your name on it? 

[For Cereals]

Stapler’s voice and affect just sounds so much like Ellen Degeneres, I couldn’t do it all day…

[MagicEyes]

It's going to be fun when the van gets stuck! I'm sure Statler will deal with that in healthy and productive ways.

[Pepper Mostly]

I thought she had ADHD? People with ADHD only live in the moment! They suck at thinking of the future! 

She is so full of shit its no wonder her eyes are brown. She just makes excuses for her overall miserable-ness by cranking out a clinical diagnosis so no one will call her on her shit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dempsey, hope is not a strategy.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

France and Switzerland sound so cool! Stop complaining! Also, why does your hat have your name on it? 

In case she forgets her name???

[tvrox]

Haha, communicating in a healthy manner? That's not possible on TLC! 

[judylo]

Statler has such white teeth. Might be hard to maintain in van life!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Irish guy’s daughter is going to meet her new mommy and brothers. Hilarity ensues.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stapler is keeping her ADHD and anxiety issues in check on their first morning together.

Its truly remarkable how stoic and matter of fact she is. I do appreciate how she just gets on with it. 

Poor Dempsey. "Its going to be challenging to navigate her ups and downs" she says cheerily. She will be led a merry dance. Statler won't be happy until she leaves Dempsey a sodden, sobbing mess, just as miserable as she is. 

[Gobi]

How old are Stapler and whatshername? Because living in a van gets real old, real quick.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Statler has such white teeth. Might be hard to maintain in van life!

Especially brushing with sewage water

Edited August 27, 2024 by For Cereals

[Red Bridey]

My cat was outside today and has come home with burrs in his fur (I'm a poet. Didn't even know it). He is not happy with me as I try to comb them all out. And he's usually the happiest, sweetest boy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

How old are Stapler and whatshername? Because living in a van gets real old, real quick.

They're both thirty-ish. Dempsey's folks were fairground folk, she's used to a peripatetic life. This will be a doddle for her. Statler, on the other hand? will be one big whining complaining mess for the three weeks she lasts. 

[tvrox]

OH awesome he doesn't have a job. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He loves Bella more than anything. Just reminding you all.

[kacesq]

Sure, let’s have everyone meet at the airport! All at once! No pressure!

[MagicEyes]

His teeth look fake. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, tvrox said:

OH awesome he doesn't have a job. 

Of course! This stuff writes itself.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He loves Bella more than anything. Just reminding you all.

But has he told her he’s married?

[Gobi]

How bad must the ex-wife be if Bella living with Sean is the better option?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sean took advantage of the BOGO tattoo sale.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

His teeth look fake. 

A lot of ink and teeth for a man with no job. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

His teeth look fake. 

He's a boxer. Maybe he plays ice hockey as well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

His teeth look fake. 

You mean the outsized, perfectly rectangular Chicklets?

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

How bad must the ex-wife be if Bella living with Sean is the better option?

That’s what I’m wondering.

so this idiot got married but won’t tell his daughter that Jo is anything more than a friend because he doesn’t want her to get attached????

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

How bad must the ex-wife be if Bella living with Sean is the better option?

Maybe she took off to live in a van with her soulmate. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Dahling daughter here’s your step mother I neglected to tell you about

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That’s what I’m wondering.

so this idiot got married but won’t tell his daughter that Jo is anything more than a friend because he doesn’t want her to get attached????

I'm sure hilarity will ensue.