S06.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, this fake couple is going to go their separate ways? I’m absolutely gutted.

[Gobi]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

But what's a little terror in our lives?

Big Ed?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she's going full Darcey now. "Ooh, the WEDDING chapel!"

She will be picking up chunks of ice and asking if they look good on her finger

[tvrox]

Hi all! I want to scream like Corona in the ice cave. 

[Shelbie]

Since Corona usually dresses so inappropriately I’m kind of surprised there aren’t cutouts on her suit.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How appropriate, since their relationship is moving at a glacial pace.

Right? I mean they've known each other for a few months and they're not married yet? We haven't even seen Corona try on wedding dresses! 

Edited Tuesday at 01:16 AM by Pepper Mostly

[judylo]

Only now does Corona tell us she didn’t give up school!

[Bees52]

Wait. What? So she didn't totally give up her spot at Penn?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh, this fake couple is going to go their separate ways? I’m absolutely gutted.

I was really pulling for those crazy kids! I blame the internet and the lack of prayer in schools.

Edited Tuesday at 01:16 AM by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Corona finds little pieces of ice, holds them up to her ring finger and tells Ingi that thats the size of the diamond she’s expecting him to give her.

[tvrox]

Ivy League over a guy, always. He's not that into you Corona. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Only now does Corona tell us she didn’t give up school!

This relationship is totally made up

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stay tuned for sobbing Tata. How refreshing.

[Gobi]

Will the brother step up and pay for the wedding? He seems like the kind of guy who would.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stay tuned for sobbing Tata. How refreshing.

When is that girl not crying

[Zombness]

Corona go and pursue your dreams, this guy doesn't want to get married.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Will the brother step up and pay for the wedding? He seems like the kind of guy who would.

Jesus, I hope not. 

Besides, aren't those two fools already married? 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This relationship is totally made up

I have been saying that for weeks! Because Reddit told me so.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

When is that girl not crying

I bet she cries in her sleep. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Will the brother step up and pay for the wedding? He seems like the kind of guy who would.

The only problem is that the brother knows Josh’s track record and is reluctant to throw good money after bad.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is this the final episode? Please say yes.

90 days will never end. There are enough crazy people in these relationships. 

[MagicEyes]

Josh is shady. I don't know what his game is, but he's taking advantage of Lily. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

90 days will never end. There are enough crazy people in these relationships. 

When does the new season drop?

[Auntie Anxiety]

DENIED! Josh, ask the guy how much he’ll give you for your jacket.

[Gobi]

Alipay? Is that like alimony?

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! I got here early so I could get a seat at the bar. Can someone pour me a large glass of sauvignon blanc? And push that bowl of peanuts over here. 

I'm at my mother's house tonight, doing the overnight watch. She's sound asleep and I'm sitting in the recliner, where I'll probably sleep tonight. At least when I get home tomorrow my house will be clean, I spent the last week shoveling out after the contractors left. I had to shower every one of my plants and clear the inch thick dust off of EVERY surface. Glad to be here snarking with you all! 

Oh Statler. THIS is what you call love? Oof. 

Glad the Reno and cleaning is done! Now you can just enjoy :). 

The wedding planner is like um you can't just cancel. This is awkward. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Josh is shady. I don't know what his game is, but he's taking advantage of Lily. 

The minute he pulled out his expired or maxed out credit card and spewed some word salad about "foreign banking arrangements" "delays in the cash transfer" I knew he was a scamming, frauding, pusillanimous faking faker. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Josh: It’s clearly your fault, Lily.

[JeanJean]

24 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is this the final episode? Please say yes.

Last before the tell-all, I think.

[MagicEyes]

Lily should dump his sorry ass. She'd be happier without him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Event planner can’t wait to tell his friends about this idiotic American.

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Lily is having an anxiety attack, Josh. Maybe pat her hand or something? Instead of looking at her like she's something you found on your shoe?

[sainte-chapelle]

Wouldn’t they have had to pay already? 

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wish I were joking when I say that I had a dream the other night that James was in. I must have been cold because in the dream, James was wearing a tank top and shivering. This is what my life has become.

Were you eating banana chips in the dream? 

[MagicEyes]

Does everyone have a towel? It's time for another non-stop crying session!

[AR Traveler]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wouldn’t they have had to pay already? 

That's what I was just wondering.  Usually it's within 30 days or at least a couple weeks here.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Were you eating banana chips in the dream? 

No, but she was crying.

[Bees52]

So... um, is it too late for Lily to change her mind on marrying broke ass Josh?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Does everyone have a towel? It's time for another non-stop crying session!

I know where my towel is! All the cool froods do!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see James is packing his favorite tank top.

[Gobi]

🎶Tear drops on my pillow

And on my dresser

And on the floor

And on the kitchen table

And on the front lawn

And on the banana chips

And on.....🎵

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Marry in Maine, regret in Indonesia.

His parents won't even hire him back? That's a bad sign! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course she won’t go back James, she will never go back and if she does you will never hear the end of it

[Pepper Mostly]

And where is Jojo in all this? Is he in quarantine somewhere? Or is he still chillin in Maine? 

Just now, Gobi said:

🎶Tear drops on my pillow

And on my dresser

And on the floor

And on the kitchen table

And on the front lawn

And on the banana chips

And on.....🎵

DEAD

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

His parents won't even hire him back? That's a bad sign! 

Even they know he's shit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

James, you can stop digging the hole any time now.

[judylo]

James, the middle-aged woman.

[Zombness]

Why doesn't Tata get a job here in the US?

[MagicEyes]

Apparently James has never heard of phones, and calling people to ask them questions. 

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Glad the Reno and cleaning is done! Now you can just enjoy :). 

Thank you! Its so beautiful! Now I'm having fun shopping for accessories and communing with the bidet! 

[Gobi]

Plot twist - He gets on the plane and she finds out she's pregnant.