S08.E14: Malice in Wonderland

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Here comes Johnny!!!!    

 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE MOTHER EMILY

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Although she’s grown on me, I think the goat is a better deal…milk, cheese, lawn mowing…meat

They really clean up poison ivy with no ill effects 

[For Cereals]

Can we trade Mother Emily?

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I rewatched the whole first season in preparation for season 2. It is so great. Nice counterpoint to the other Indian matchmaking shows, since a lot of them seem to play into stereotypes. There are gay people in India! couples meet and date the old fashioned way! They live together before getting married! Best thing about the show is there's a fabulous Indian wedding every episode. And the CLOTHES! Faintworthy. 

Is Season 2 new, then?

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They could hire a sitter/nanny/carer, they could get a home health assistant for a month or so, they could hire a cleaner. They can afford it. There is no need for this patient suffering martyrdom act from Alexei. A plague on both their houses. 

True, they should have at least hired a babysitter. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I have to say I'm really enjoying how kind and respectful Emily's dad is being. 

Just now, judylo said:

Is Season 2 new, then?

Yes, it just dropped! 

[Gobi]

"It felt like she wasn't living in our basement anymore."

[MagicEyes]

Oh, good, more toxic narcissists coming up soon! 

[Pepper Mostly]

No, Mother Emily, she's NOT yours. She's an adult woman, not some kind of chihuahua. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is worried about Liz’s future relationships. He’s a giver and a humanitarian.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

True, they should have at least hired a babysitter. 

I can’t believe Loren doesn’t have a cleaning lady! 

[For Cereals]

I wish I never met Ed too…

[Gobi]

"Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection." Does Big Ed count?

[Suzywriter]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

John (from Bawstin) is scoring points with Thais.

And with me.

Where's his woman?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

And with me.

Where's his woman?

She was filming the Amy Whitehouse doc…

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

True, they should have at least hired a babysitter. 

That surgery wasn't cheap and wasn't covered.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection." Does Big Ed count?

He does to me. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

That surgery wasn't cheap and wasn't covered.

But almost surely donated. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

That surgery wasn't cheap and wasn't covered.

Wouldn’t Sharp foot some, if not all, of the bill?

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have to say I'm really enjoying how kind and respectful Emily's dad is being. 

Yes, it just dropped! 

Yeah good for him! 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

That surgery wasn't cheap and wasn't covered.

Even worse. She should have spent that money on her kids. 

[MagicEyes]

I know Liz really is leaving, but it's painful to watch this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, you need therapy. A lot of it. No one should be sobbing over breaking up with Ed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cut to Liz, still crying. She's going to float away on an ocean of self pitying tears. 

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I assembled an outdoor run for the turtle

 

Pic for turtle please! 

[For Cereals]

Just now, tvrox said:

Yeah good for him! 

Even worse. She should have spent that money on her kids. 

But but it’s an investment so she can be an influencer 🙄

[judylo]

It is still baffling how Liz could love Ed.

[MagicEyes]

It's never Ed's fault, is it?

[Pepper Mostly]

Liz's mother: You ready? 

Liz: I just want to clean the bathroom real quick. And take out the recycling. And sweep the porch. And check the mail. And defrost the freezer. And clean the oven. 

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Trading a goat for Emily-is that a fair trade? LOL. 

Not to the goat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I distinctly remember the day I thought that Ed’s first season appearance was going to be a one-off. How naive.

[tvrox]

Good for Liz!!! Finally she's speaking the truth. 

[MagicEyes]

Pompous gasbag.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, judylo said:

It is still baffling how Liz could love Ed.

Liz doesn't love Ed.  She can't; she doesn't love and respect herself.  For that matter, Ed only loves Ed.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Liz's mother: You ready? 

Liz: I just want to clean the bathroom real quick. And take out the recycling. And sweep the porch. And check the mail. And defrost the freezer. And clean the oven. 

And that roof needs replacing.

[tvrox]

PLEASE let this be the last time WE see Ed. 

[For Cereals]

He’s such a POS.  All he had to do is take the keys.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Pompous gasbag.

I dearly want to hit him with a chair. Repeatedly and with great force. 

But Liz is an idiot. Why did she engage with him? Why not just say "Yes the movers will be here tomorrow. I do not accept your apology. Good bye".

[Gobi]

"It can feel good for one minute." Speaking of sex with Ed.

[tvrox]

Oh shut up Ed. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It can feel good for one minute." Speaking of sex with Ed.

I doubt that. 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"It can feel good for one minute." Speaking of sex with Ed.

And that's generous.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She wouldn't accept it". What, Ed? The belittling? The gaslighting? The constant, never ending criticism? 

[Suzywriter]

Ed has a kind of hair bullseye on the back of his headneck.

 

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection." Does Big Ed count?

That's so funny to me. You better believe if I have a parasite I'm calling a doc straightawy! 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Ed has a kind of hair bullseye on the back of his headneck.

 

Something to aim at if you ever see him in public! Not that I'm advocating violence--just use a soft foam ball or a handful of jelly.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Pic for turtle please! 

We want to see his (?) reaction!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Something to aim at if you ever see him in public! Not that I'm advocating violence--just use a soft foam ball or a handful of jelly.

Nerf dart.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick needs something to lower his blood pressure that the steroids caused.

[magemaud]

What in the fresh Hell was that Fresh Pet commercial? 

[AR Traveler]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

We want to see his (?) reaction!

The turtle would have more intelligence and common sense than these folks.