S08.E11: Weeping Beauty

[TwirlyGirly]

Angela learns the fate of Michael's visa; Patrick presents Thais with the worst birthday gift; Gino's actions push Jasmine over the edge; Ashley decides to protect her finances; Liz and Ed try to move on; Emily wants to meet Kobe's ex. 

 

Air date: 5/26/2024

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my peeps! Anyone here on this holiday weekend? My husband went to a cookout solo, (about an hour from here) because I didn't want to be stuck at someone's house all day and night with no escape. Houseguest is at a music festival so I've had the house to myself all day. I couldn't settle to reading or household chores or even messing with my plants, so I took a nap. What are you all up to? @judylo, how are you doing? Home stretch now, right? Hang in there. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here and have my snark guns in blast. 

Jasmine’s boob surgeon should be sued for malpractice.

[sainte-chapelle]

I,m here, Canada Day was last weekend. Liz, the best thing Ed ever did was dump you

[MagicEyes]

I'll be here when Grangie is gone! I'm enjoying the long weekend, mostly watching the Great British Sewing Bee. Any day that I don't have to go to work is a good day! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Gino told Jasmine that she needs to lose 15 pounds, she’d have ripped him a new one.

[For Cereals]

I’m here!  Just posting stuff on my Buy Nothing group and going down the Diddy rabbit hole.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I,m here, Canada Day was last weekend. Liz, the best thing Ed ever did was dump you

And she says "I'm going back to San Diego for a bit". She is expecting to run back to him AGAIN. I give UP. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine figured that if she kicks Gino in the nuts enough times, he’ll be testicularly disabled.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And she says "I'm going back to San Diego for a bit". She is expecting to run back to him AGAIN. I give UP. 

She has serious issues if she feels Ed is the best she can do. Perhaps Jasmine’s main focus should be a job

[Zombness]

I'm here!!  Hello everyone!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I'll be here when Grangie is gone! I'm enjoying the long weekend, mostly watching the Great British Sewing Bee. Any day that I don't have to go to work is a good day! 

Is that available to stream anywhere? I would love to see it. I'm on the last season of Make it for Market and The Repair Shop has looped back to season 1 on Freevee. I've seen the first five seasons multiple times at this point. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The more money Gino makes, the more Jasmine will spend. There’s no point in him going back to work.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She has serious issues if she feels Ed is the best she can do. Perhaps Jasmine’s main focus should be a job

She has a job, she's a professional leech.

[MagicEyes]

The internet says that Gino may have more than 

Spoiler

$1 million 

I think he can afford the legal fees. 🙄

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that available to stream anywhere? I would love to see it. I'm on the last season of Make it for Market and The Repair Shop has looped back to season 1 on Freevee. I've seen the first five seasons multiple times at this point. 

I'm watching it (The Great British Sewing Bee) on a sketchy website. If anyone is interested, send me a DM, but you might want to make sure your antivirus is updated before you use it. I need to get a VPN so I can do it a little more safely. 

Edited May 27, 2024 by MagicEyes
Edited to make it more clear

[sainte-chapelle]

I still don’t get why Gino quit his job

[Suzywriter]

I'm watching!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud. GINO is trying to control Jasmine? What, is he going to whine her to death? She is exhausting. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I still don’t get why Gino quit his job

Because he wanted to.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The waiter isn’t interested, Grangie. He can barely keep his eyes open.

[Pepper Mostly]

Angela: BON JORE! Sweet Jesus I am dead. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for crying out loud. GINO is trying to control Jasmine? What, is he going to whine her to death? She is exhausting. 

I hate them both

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for crying out loud. GINO is trying to control Jasmine? What, is he going to whine her to death? She is exhausting. 

If it was Liz saying this…or Michael…I would believe it

[Zombness]

I don't think the waiter wants to know Angie's problems.  Sometimes is better to say I don't speak English.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Zombness said:

I don't think the waiter wants to know Angie's problems.  Sometimes is better to say I don't speak English.

lol right? He doesn’t care 

[Suzywriter]

That's some waiter, Grangie!

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I still don’t get why Gino quit his job

If he left Jasmine home alone all day, she would probably find a way to sell the house to pay for more plastic surgery. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t pay attention when already know Grangie and Michael’s future. I consulted the 🎱 and it laughed at me.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Angela: BON JORE! Sweet Jesus I am dead. 

She knows more French than I do.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is still smoking!

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

That's some waiter, Grangie!

Tall drink of water 

[MagicEyes]

Are we about to find out if Ed can do something bad enough to make Liz hate him forever? I sure hope so! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, you brought this on yourself. Put down the wine glass and go for therapy 7 days a week. Why any woman would think that Ed was her best option is truly sick.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is still smoking!

You thought different?

[sainte-chapelle]

I imagine she smells like stale cigarettes and cheap perfume

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

She knows more French than I do.

Somehow I think if you were traveling to a place where French was spoken you'd make an effort "J'aimerai aller au l'hotel Pierre" would roll of your tongue effortlessly. Bawn jore? I don't think so!

[judylo]

So here I was on next week’s thread, wondering where everyone was!

hi everyone!

i don’t like Jasmine’s butt.

 

[MagicEyes]

I need to get this off my chest--I was just watching Home Town, and they made shelves that were combination book/plant shelves. Stacks of books with plants on top of them! Is anyone else screaming? 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I imagine she smells like stale cigarettes and cheap perfume

And desperation. 

[judylo]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola my peeps! Anyone here on this holiday weekend? My husband went to a cookout solo, (about an hour from here) because I didn't want to be stuck at someone's house all day and night with no escape. Houseguest is at a music festival so I've had the house to myself all day. I couldn't settle to reading or household chores or even messing with my plants, so I took a nap. What are you all up to? @judylo, how are you doing? Home stretch now, right? Hang in there. 

I have been driven mad all week, but I am going home on Tuesday!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Are we about to find out if Ed can do something bad enough to make Liz hate him forever? I sure hope so! 

DEAD. 

And now my imagination is going to dark and murky places as I try to envision what Ed would have to do that would make Liz go away and stay away. It's terrible. I may never recover. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I need to get this off my chest--I was just watching Home Town, and they made shelves that were combination book/plant shelves. Stacks of books with plants on top of them! Is anyone else screaming? 

And desperation. 

I must watch this tomorrow.  I usually love their stuff.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I imagine she smells like stale cigarettes and cheap perfume

And Bud Light. And cheese puffs. 

[Floatingbison]

Heard ya missed me!  Well I'm back!!!!

[For Cereals]

I bet Ed bugs the bejesus out of realtor lady.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I need to get this off my chest--I was just watching Home Town, and they made shelves that were combination book/plant shelves. Stacks of books with plants on top of them! Is anyone else screaming? 

And desperation. 

Get this one….my MIL paid to tear out the old but original wood cabinets in her kitchen and replace them with….IKEA….I ….I can’t

[Auntie Anxiety]

“It’s a bittersweet moment.” Yeah, Ed, whatever.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I must watch this tomorrow.  I usually love their stuff.

It's the "Tickled Pink" episode. Other than the plant/book shelves, it was nice.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I need to get this off my chest--I was just watching Home Town, and they made shelves that were combination book/plant shelves. Stacks of books with plants on top of them! Is anyone else screaming? 

I would be screaming.  I don't understand bookshelves that don't hold, you know, books. And plants would damage them. I see designers "styling" bookcases on design shows all the time and I shake my head in wonderment. My bookcases hold books. Weird. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz, you can blame yourself when Riley makes the same stupid mistakes that you have made.

[sainte-chapelle]

So remember when Ed was belittling Liz and bleating about how much he knew about houses…yea his ignorance is showing 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I bet Ed bugs the bejesus out of realtor lady.

Why would she be any different from the rest of the known universe? 

Did Liz just ask Riley if she was going to miss ED?? Sweet tap-dancing baby Jesus.