S08.E08: Three Blind Wives

[TwirlyGirly]

Thais' dad makes his feelings known to Patrick. Nicole goes looking for Mahmoud. Manuel leaves without Ashley. Jasmine reveals surprising news to Gino. Sophie's mom stokes her distrust in Rob. Loren goes under the knife.

Air date: 5/5/2024

[athousandclowns]

That all sounds intriguing!  

[xls]

Mahmoud, dude, just go back to Egypt & find a nice girl who shares your values, okay?  why put up with this sht? 

[magemaud]

In the bubble bath scene, did Jasmine really say “We’ll have a quickie later and I’ll pee on you and all that **** you like”? 
My closed captioning said “I’ll feel you” but I distinctly heard “pee.” 

[Polliwollidoodle]

16 hours ago, magemaud said:

In the bubble bath scene, did Jasmine really say “We’ll have a quickie later and I’ll pee on you and all that **** you like”? 
My closed captioning said “I’ll feel you” but I distinctly heard “pee.” 

ummm I guess I missed that last night. I guess I might be thankful.

[judylo]

Hi everyone! Who’s here?

[magemaud]

I am! How’s your recovery going? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Estoy aqui! How are you feeling, @judylo?

 

[magemaud]

What a dumb gift. How is Thais supposed to get an orchid home from Brazil? 

[For Cereals]

Here too!

That baby’s cute even though she favors Patrick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh come now. Do you honestly think that Thais can keep a houseplant alive? That thing will be a brown, shriveled husk weeks before they go back to the US.

Patrick: Women drivers, amirite? 

[Zombness]

I'm here.   !!!

[judylo]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I am! How’s your recovery going? 

Saw doc Tuesday. Shoulder in alignment but will take about three more weeks to heal. More PT to get range of motion. Unfortunately the bones in my wrist moved out of alignment, so instead of a brace I have a third cast, for three more weeks. So stuck here another three weeks at least.

Past week has been a nightmare with roommate but she is planning to leave tomorrow and not come back. Pray! And I will not annoy other members here tonight with further updates.

[sainte-chapelle]

Arg I can’t stand these too. Patrick really screwed up his joints with the steroids. I read steroid abuse makes one really prone to joint injuries 

[magemaud]

Thais’s DAD is the most important person in her life? 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Patrick: Women drivers, amirite?

He’s such a meathead at times.  Makes me remember their season more and how he objectified Thais and that reminds me why we don’t need to see these people beyond their initial season.

[Zombness]

Just now, judylo said:

Saw doc Tuesday. Shoulder in alignment but will take about three more weeks to heal. More PT to get range of motion. Unfortunately the bones in my wrist moved out of alignment, so instead of a brace I have a third cast, for three more weeks. So stuck here another three weeks at least.

Past week has been a nightmare with roommate but she is planning to leave tomorrow and not come back. Pray! And I will not annoy other members here tonight with further updates.

Wow!!  You have been through a lot.  Hope you get better real soon.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Arg I can’t stand these too. Patrick really screwed up his joints with the steroids. I read steroid abuse makes one really prone to joint injuries 

If Patrick isn't juicing again I'll eat Nicole's beret. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think Thais is much of a prize. She comes across as extremely entitled and vapid.

[magemaud]

Kick Mahmoud out then go look for him. Yeah, that makes sense. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Selective memory, Nicole. "He stormed off"? Yeah, after you said "Get out! GET OUT! LEAVE!". Funny how she forgets that part. 

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Saw doc Tuesday. Shoulder in alignment but will take about three more weeks to heal. More PT to get range of motion. Unfortunately the bones in my wrist moved out of alignment, so instead of a brace I have a third cast, for three more weeks. So stuck here another three weeks at least.

Past week has been a nightmare with roommate but she is planning to leave tomorrow and not come back. Pray! And I will not annoy other members here tonight with further updates.

Is your new wrist cast more comfortable than the last one? 

I hope your roommate luck changes soon. I can't imagine what a nightmare you've been having. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Selective memory, Nicole. "He stormed off"? Yeah, after you said "Get out! GET OUT! LEAVE!". Funny how she forgets that part. 

She is an asshole and their relationship is toxic. Buy him a ticket, give him some cash and drive him to the airport.  Are they in LA? Are we supposed to believe she found him by driving around in a major city? Fake!

Edited May 6 by sainte-chapelle

[For Cereals]

Nicole looks like she should be in the Muppet Caper movie

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole: Mahmoud, you can't do that anymore. 

Pepper Mostly: Might be helpful if you'd stop ordering him out of your house. Just a hunch. 

[judylo]

Nicole looks positively anorexic in that pink thing.

[For Cereals]

Nicole, why don’t you start by letting the man have a good 10-12 hour sleep.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Nicole looks positively anorexic in that pink thing.

She was always thin but looks even thinner now. 

[Zombness]

I feel sorry for Mahmood, he is in a strange country, no friends, no money and Nicole nagging him to get out.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Not all guys that cheat have two phones. I have a work cell and a personal cell. But I guess all three of them being professional grifters they are not aware of this.

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Selective memory, Nicole. "He stormed off"? Yeah, after you said "Get out! GET OUT! LEAVE!". Funny how she forgets that part. 

Is your new wrist cast more comfortable than the last one? 

I hope your roommate luck changes soon. I can't imagine what a nightmare you've been having. 

Yep, better cast. Thanks for the sympathy! It’s been exhausting. The food sucks, too!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Yep, better cast. Thanks for the sympathy! It’s been exhausting. The food sucks, too!

I hope you can go home soon. That sounds exhausting and if you aren’t getting the rest you need healing will take longer.

Her outfit is awful, what is with the mismatched bike shorts underneath. 

[judylo]

Ashley still needs a bra!

[magemaud]

I’ll bet Claire knows all about Ho Phones 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ashley. "I yell because I'm triggered because I wasn't heard as a child"?? Jesus, woman, you are what, 34 years old? Get therapy and quit blaming your childhood. I am DYING here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Ashley. "I yell because I'm triggered because I wasn't heard as a child"?? Jesus, woman, you are what, 34 years old? Get therapy and quit blaming your childhood. I am DYING here. 

Your childhood is not an excuse to treat others badly. You were triggered? Maybe your yelling is triggering to someone who experienced abuse. Enough Nicole. She is exhausting 

[Pepper Mostly]

I simply cannot with her. Everything is Manuel's fault. I wouldn't want to find him under my Christmas tree but she picked him. Never is there a whisper of a hint of a suggestion that Ashley is anything other than a perfect, stainless, blameless angel on earth. 

[magemaud]

Okay, I need everybody to put on their Judge Judy Listening Ears. Does Jasmine say she’s going to PEE on Gino after they have a quickie? It sure sounded like that in the First Look Friday night 

My question has been definitively answered. On Pillow Talk, the close captioning said "pee" 

Edited May 7 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

Lauren, a nice diet and exercise plan would be much more beneficial for your overall health and less risky. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, magemaud said:

Okay, I need everybody to put on their Judge Judy Listening Ears. Does Jasmine say she’s going to PEE on Gino after they have a quickie? It sure sounded like that in the First Look Friday night 

Yup

[Pepper Mostly]

He's wiggling his TOES at her and that's his mating dance? I am baffled. 

[judylo]

Is it bad that I envy Jasmine’s tiny waist?

[Pepper Mostly]

She definitely said "pee on you". 

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Is it bad that I envy Jasmine’s tiny waist?

No. But take comfort in the fact that it is surgically enhanced. 

[Zombness]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She definitely said "pee on you". 

Sorry, I had the cc on and  she said " we are going to have a quickie, I am going to feel you....

[Pepper Mostly]

Loren. Its a few days. You are not sailing to the farthest antipodes in a wooden ship, or heading off to the plains in a covered wagon. Get over yourself. 

Man, I thought I'd seen self centered, but then Loren gets mad because Alex has to blow his nose while she's having a meltdown. Something I'm pretty sure she manages to have a hundred times a day.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lauren has been constantly pregnant for a few years. It’s hard on the body. In a few years and with patience and perseverance she would be back to her old self. I don’t think surgery is the answer. She will never be satisfied.

[Zombness]

I really don't understand what is the need of Lauren's sugery.  I think she looks good.

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I really don't understand what is the need of Lauren's sugery.  I think she looks good.

She does, but I think it’s something to do with her internal organs. It might make her feel better physically. I am withholding judgment on her decision.

[For Cereals]

If it’s what she wants…eh.  She’s so trying to be one of those perfect Insta-mommy bloggers.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Sorry, I had the cc on and  she said " we are going to have a quickie, I am going to feel you....

I had it on, too, and saw that, but the CC is sometimes wrong. I had my husband listen a couple of times without watching and he heard “pee.”  I remember that her last Golden Shower occurred in a hot tub. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

I really don't understand what is the need of Lauren's sugery.  I think she looks good.

It’s unnecessary. She is being very dramatic about the surgery. Bleating on about how it will make her whole again. It won’t.