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S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise


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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh that's right! Kyle and his point system! He is so fucking cringe. And if Ani amasses enough points, she'll get to have sex with him. What a dream come true!

For five points she gets to watch him jerk off into a test tube.

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Adriano is very pretty, as are Tiffany and Alex. However, Alex is dickmatized and needs to (Cher voice) Snap Out of It! He's a vacation fling. Please don't make more of him than that. 

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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, that's smart, Alex. Don't worry about your diametrically opposed spiritual belief systems for now. I'm sure you can convert him to your church later. Maybe after a threesome. 

He'll change after the wedding, you'll see! And then you'll be sorry!

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I’ve dated men of different faiths. I wasn’t willing to convert so the relationships ended. We weren’t on the same page and that is okay but the people on the show need to consider the fact that faith is strong and often non negotiable and that is okay but don’t expect someone to change their whole faith for you.

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Ani, run. Run far and fast. He is a CREEP.

No setting is romantic if Kyle is in it. Between adjusting his balls and licking his plate, romance ran away screaming. 

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Kyle can still adjust his testicles in those jeans.

He wears shorts for easy access. I shudder to think of how he's going to maneuver with long pants on. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ani, run. Run far and fast. He is a CREEP.

No setting is romantic if Kyle is in it. Between adjusting his balls and licking his plate, romance ran away screaming. 

Kyle is an incel who dreams about impregnating women all over the world. Point for a kiss…No.

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She made coffee and looks hot so she gets points…gross.  Wait until she gets pregnant and needs help with babies, is wearing comfy clothes etc. I guess he wil divorce her for not being a stepford wife. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's impregnated dozens of women but he's never kissed a single one. 

It's new to him. He never had to kiss his hand.

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And of course he drops the bomb while she's splayed out like a starfish on the table, covered in coffee grounds. What a loser. 

Luke. Get a fucking job. What the hell is wrong with you? 

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4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's impregnated dozens of women but he's never kissed a single one. 

This is what is weird about him. He's obviously a creepy looser BUT he thinks that he has magic sperm or something, so he's really a ladies man, in disguise 🥸 

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Just now, OoogleEyes said:

This is what is weird about him. He's obviously a creepy looser BUT he thinks that he has magic sperm or something, so he's really a ladies man, in disguise 🥸 

Epic fail.

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5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Even worse than Pole and Karinee's fishy slurping. Shudder. 

Thanks for bringing up that long buried nightmare!

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Call me crazy, but I think this couple might just make it!

Ok, I'll call you crazy 

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Me to hubby “ so this  guy gives points and gives rewards like kisses when his gf is hot and cleans” hubby..” yea I can’t with these assholes, I’m going to the other room to play on the computer after I do the dishes” I guess I get no points

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1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Me to hubby “ so this  guy gives points and gives rewards like kisses when his gf is hot and cleans” hubby..” yea I can’t with these assholes, I’m going to the other room to play on the computer after I do the dishes” I guess I get no points

He does, though. He's doing the dishes and will leave you undisturbed for the evening. 10 points!

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This is hard. If he isn’t attracted to women and his parter is transitioning it’s so so difficult. I love that he honours who she is but if he isn’t physically attracted to her anymore I think that is okay and they can hopefully be friends 

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2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

There’s sweet Shawn and his weirdly large, out of proportion head.

Whenever he's on screen its all I can look at. Its so weirdly, gruesomely fascinating. 

Just now, judylo said:

I feel bad for Shawn.

I do too. It's not easy. 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This is hard. If he isn’t attracted to omen and his parter is transitioning it’s so so difficult. I love that he honours who she is but if he isn’t physically attracted to her anymore I think that is okay and they can hopefully be friends 

Well, according to Shawn he's bi. So there's that. 

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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whenever he's on screen its all I can look at. Its so weirdly, gruesomely fascinating. 

I do too. It's not easy. 

Well, according to Shawn he's bi. So there's that. 

Oh thank you I missed that he is bi

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3 minutes ago, judylo said:

I feel bad for Shawn.

Me too. I feel bad for both of them.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whenever he's on screen its all I can look at. Its so weirdly, gruesomely fascinating. 

He definitely has had cheekbone implants, no?

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Alex, honey, there’s only one thing that Adriano cares about and it isn’t the black experience. I doubt that he has the bandwidth to even begin to think about anyone else’s experience.

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1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh thank you I missed that he is bi

He said that he was married, and he knows what being with a woman is like and he didn't want that.

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51 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's my birthday! It's the big six-nine. We had a combo MD/BD party yesterday, so today I've been chillaxing. It's been a good day

Happy birthday!!!

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