S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Gobi]

Yeah, Madeleine has no regerts.

[kacesq]

It’s a nice little shop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just so you know, Madelein has a good brain for business. Okay.

[kacesq]

How was this poseur going to make money if he was moving to Colombia?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yep, she’s a genius. 

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening all! So glad we have this spinoff as I’ve sworn off HEA. The sperm donor is a menace and Sharp shouldn’t give him airtime.

When did those dagger nails become fashionable? 

Hate those nails.

[Gobi]

What are the odds that one of Kyle's sperm recipients will be on 90 Day?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luke is seeing what his money bought. He doesn’t seem impressed.

[kacesq]

Malta looks lovely. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now she’s annoyed that Luke is asking her about her business model. 

[Red Bridey]

Yeah, Made is a business whiz. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sucks to be Luke. 

[judylo]

God how can she stand this goober?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ani, you can do better, MUCH better.

One more reason to believe that “dating online for eight months” is a worthless endeavor.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What are the odds that one of Kyle's sperm recipients will be on 90 Day?

And we'll still be watching. 

Hola peeps! Has everyone had a good Monday? Except our dear @Auntie Anxiety! Girl. I hope you have a lot of ginger tea and plain crackers, and that you feel better soon! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Putting out an APB for @Pepper Mostly. We need you.

Yeah, Ani, Kyle’s a real keeper. The constant readjusting of his testicles is so endearing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

God how can she stand this goober?

And Jesus Christ, now he's adjusting his equipment in public. I can NOT with this lummox. He's rummaging around in his shorts while having a conversation with another human person. I am actively trying to control my gorge right now. 

And now he's making like Lennie in "Of Mice and Men". Yikes.

[Gobi]

New spinoff: Have Sperm, Will Travel.

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder if his pot belly is to maintain optimum sperm count. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Jesus Christ, now he's adjusting his equipment in public. I can NOT with this lummox. He's rummaging around in his shorts while having a conversation with another human person. I am actively trying to control my gorge right now. 

And now he's making like Lennie in "Of Mice and Men". Yikes.

" And I get to tend the sperm, George."

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't know what I remember. I was hitting the shrooms pretty hard."

[kacesq]

The Derricos and that other family got another season? I’ve never seen the appeal of the multiples show. “Look! We have a lot of kids!” Ok and?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess having tons of babies has become a competitive sport?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The Derricos and that other family got another season? I’ve never seen the appeal of the multiples show. “Look! We have a lot of kids!” Ok and?

Talk about Super Sperm! Maybe that's Kyle's long range plan. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I always send my daughters-in-law Mother’s Day flowers, because they are the mothers of my grandkids. This year I changed it up and had Amazon send them LEGO bonsai models. If nothing else, the kids will enjoy it.

[Gobi]

Is she staying at a hotel with triple occupancy rooms?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always send my daughters-in-law Mother’s Day flowers, because they are the mothers of my grandkids. This year I changed it up and had Amazon send them LEGO bonsai models. If nothing else, the kids will enjoy it.

What a clever and original idea! You're one of a kind, Auntie! 

Well, his flowers are certainly respectable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She is so pretty and seems to have a reasonable facsimile of a brain. And she’s a therapist who should know SO MUCH better.

[judylo]

I must have missed this couple last week in the roommate brouhaha. Btw, said roommate is a cross between Coltee’s mom Debbie and Loren’s mom. More Debbie, but shrieks more and has New Yawk accent.

[Red Bridey]

Alex seems to travel light. Shawn should take a lesson!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did she just come from a tennis match?

[Pepper Mostly]

Better watch your phrasing there, Alex. "Bring our relationship to the next level" might have an entirely different meaning to Adriano than it does to you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How do you ever trust a guy who told you exactly what he wants, but you force him to change? Just wondering.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I must have missed this couple last week in the roommate brouhaha. Btw, said roommate is a cross between Coltee’s mom Debbie and Loren’s mom. More Debbie, but shrieks more and has New Yawk accent.

Have you gotten rid of Problem Roommate yet? 

[judylo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Have you gotten rid of Problem Roommate yet? 

No! Week of hell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn(?) and Aliyah should go to a therapist, stat. But not Alex.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot get past Sean's huge head. It looks like it was hewn from granite and stuck onto his body. Its mesmerizing and horribly fascinating. 

1 minute ago, judylo said:

No! Week of hell.

I thought she was moving out? 

[Red Bridey]

I don't know why Alliya wants a butt job. Hers is already bootylicious. Shawn, if you don't like the girls, break it off with Aliyah and let the both of you move on.

Edited May 7, 2024 by Red Bridey
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[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn looks so desperately uncomfortable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn doesn’t seem to be enjoying this.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Rub me the wrong way" was an unfortunate choice of words. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is 61 years old. The way Aliyah acts exhausts him.

I’m looking forward to Seeking Sister Wife and the rumble in the restaurant.

Just realized that Luke reminds me of the father on Outdaughtered(?).

[tvrox]

Hi all!!! 

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot get past Sean's huge head. It looks like it was hewn from granite and stuck onto his body. Its mesmerizing and horribly fascinating. 

I thought she was moving out? 

Refuses. They say they can’t make her. Offered me a room that was smaller and smelly and near loud area. There was false hope this weekend that she would sign herself out against médical advice so she could get her stuff from a shelter and then stay in a hotel till a dr appt, but hotels were in 300 dollar range. I would feel sorry for her if she weren’t such an obnoxious crazy person who rarely gives me a moment’s peace.

[Pepper Mostly]

She works "really hard" at her salon. Twenty clients a month. Poor girl's killing herself. 

[Gobi]

"He likes to give me lots of money, and I love that about him."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeline tells Luke that she needs to go to the ladies’ room and starts scrolling on her phone for her next mark.

[Gobi]

She has to make sure her boyfriend already left.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She works "really hard" at her salon. Twenty clients a month. Poor girl's killing herself. 

Poor girl, 

[Pepper Mostly]

Madeleine is the best lover he's ever had. Professional quality, if you know what I mean.