S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Auntie Anxiety]

If anyone is looking for some sperm, I happen to know a guy who is desperate to get laid donate some.

“Show me the money!!!!!”

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my peeps! Seems like only yesterday....oh wait. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle reminds me of Martin Shrekli, the epi-pen dude.

[judylo]

Hi! Hanging in there. Much drama today but so far the crazy roomie is quiet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle, take your point system and stick it up your ass.

Edited April 30, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Kyle is clueless and Ani is pointless.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ani. You so do not have a future together. You are a beautiful, accomplished, sophisticated woman. You deserve SO much better than this weird socially inept little troglodyte. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kyle, take you point system and stick them up your ass.

Pointy end first. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Annie. She needs to buy a clue.

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my lovies! No neighbor drama to interrupt my Monday date with you all! Just remind me any time I wonder how can I find a stud like Kyle or Cesar or Sarper or or or, that I am *perfectly fine* and *drama free* on my own!!

[judylo]

He is ugly and creepy.

[Pepper Mostly]

News flash, Creepy Boy. She will not accept your "quirks". Being dirty and sloppy are not quirks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nice to see Kyle getting dressed in his formal T-shirt and gym shorts.

[Gobi]

End it now, Ani. It can only get worse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, this guy. Deliberately obtuse. "I've seen shorts in Malta!", all wide eyed. I bet he's the kind of guy who challenges people to "debates" all the time. And goes up to people wearing band t shirts and demands that they name three songs by them. 

And of course he has appalling table manners. Ani, start deducting points. 

[Red Bridey]

Kyle is a pig. This woman needs to walk away and ghost this jackass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey Ani, why don’t YOU adopt a point system? Give him a taste of his own medicine. Poor table manners….-5. Not wearing appropriate clothes for dinner…..-7.

[For Cereals]

Kyle is disgusting 

[Red Bridey]

God, how much luggage is Shawn bringing? How long is he staying? I'd be terrified if I saw that cart coming at me!

[Pepper Mostly]

This reminds me of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode about the Trills. Where Beverly was having a hot and heavy romance with some alien guy, but in their culture when the old body wore out they got a new one, and it might be a different gender. Poor Beverly was totally knocked for a loop.

Oh for heaven's sake, Shawn. Aliya and Douglas are the same person. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

God, how much luggage is Shawn bringing? How long is he staying? I'd be terrified if I saw that cart coming at me!

One of the suitcases is for his cosmetics, hair products, skin cream, etc.

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Shawn have a really, really big head? Its kinda freaking me out a little. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeleine can’t wait to see Luke and his money.

[Gobi]

Gold digger doesn't even begin to describe Madeline.

[Pepper Mostly]

Luke. Madeleine will ghost faster than you can say "Amex card". 

[For Cereals]

Ok but Shawn as a hairstylist should know you need several packs of each hair type, not just a couple here and there unless you’re doing a couple of braids…

Edited April 30, 2024 by For Cereals

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

One of the suitcases is for his cosmetics, hair products, skin cream, etc.

I mean, I always want to bring a suitcase full of shoes when I go on vacay, but I won't check my luggage so that's a non-starter. These people are so high-maintenance!

[judylo]

The golddigger chick is really quite homely. Can’t wait till she finds the money is gone.

[Red Bridey]

Now I know that Burger King is a sponsor I must remember to mute the TV as soon as the show goes to commercial. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

MILF Manor—now they have the milfs dating the sons AND their fathers. Because Season 1 wasn’t trashy enough.

[Gobi]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Now I know that Burger King is a sponsor I must remember to mute the TV as soon as the show goes to commercial. 

Have it your way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sausage jokes. How clever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Get ready folks, Judgement Train will soon be pulling in to the station. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sausage jokes. How clever.

Wow, they're so fun. 

"I found myself on a dating app". Holy passive voice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did she say that she liked Adriano’s package?

Remind me. Is she a therapist?

[Red Bridey]

These women are gorgeous, mostly. I love the red head's dimples.

[Shelbie]

If I was seeing a therapist that was appearing on a trashy reality show I would leave immediately.

[Gobi]

Seeking sausage sister wife.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, they supposedly tell each other EVERYTHING. But none of the fam know about her past adventures?? 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Remind me. Is she a therapist?

Heh. Not for long. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why doesn’t she demand to have another MALE join them for a threesome?

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, Luke is so gross!

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

MILF Manor—now they have the milfs dating the sons AND their fathers. Because Season 1 wasn’t trashy enough.

I watched it!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, they've broken up twice? They've only seen each other in person for ten days? Why is she hanging on to this? Himbos are pretty thick on the ground, she should be able to find a muscled, tattooed long haired cement head easily enough. 

[judylo]

OTHER secrets??

[For Cereals]

Gold Digger’s nails!  Is she using them to dig in his pockets?  There has to be poop in there unless he’s paying for a bidet…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aside from the elevator lifts (or Timberland boots), pimp trench coat and earrings,  what the hell is wrong this schmuck?

[Pepper Mostly]

No home, no job, no money. And soon, Luke, no girlfriend. Sucks to be you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeleine seems like a very mature young woman who has real potential in the rocket science community.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she solves Rubik's cubes. This is to show us that she's really Very Smart, I guess. 

[Gobi]

"I'm so excited! I can't wait to see how much money he brought!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, Luke. Get ready for your wallet to be hoovered.

What? No airport dance?

She can’t stand him.

Is anyone else missing the translator app in this show? I guess SSW will make up for it.

[Pepper Mostly]

She does not want to hear about your stress, your anxiety and your hard times. She wants to know if you've raised the limit on her Visa card.