S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Gobi]

Prenup to protect what assets?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, protect his non-existent assets. Okay.

Luke, man the fuck up. And grow a set. Kyle will coach you through it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Madeline will flounce off to the next wealthy American. She is a sugar baby

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Prenup to protect what assets?

Hahahahahaha, good point. Don't want Madeleine to skin him for his vast sunglasses empire generated fortune. 

[Shelbie]

Hi. Here comes Sperm Man.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ani, this dude is a creep…why? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ani is finally seeing the light. He’s a FUCKING LOSER. 

[OoogleEyes]

She's 19 years old. She's a baby

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Hi. Here comes Sperm Man.

I call him the Sperminator.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ani is finally seeing the light. He’s a FUCKING LOSER. 

Based on the preview she still has sex with this lunatic 

[Pepper Mostly]

Look at Kyle. His eyes are darting back and forth like a rat in a trap. 

Why should Ani accept you just as you are? You are awarding the poor woman "points" based on what she orders for dinner, and consider a chance to hop onto your roving dick a reward! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ani might get some points deducted if she cries.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ani might get some points deducted if she cries.

Well it makes her face squinch up and renders her less attractive to him. Ten points off, easy. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I call him the Sperminator.

He's the donor with a boner!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

He's the donor with a boner!

DEAD

[judylo]

Ani still says she’s in love with him. Why??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Garrick might need some alone time with God in order to figure out if Miriam “deserves” to be a sister wife.

[Shelbie]

I’d throw up on him. I wonder how many points that would be.

[OoogleEyes]

She's throwing pots! That's a different hobby for our kids. It's ... an actual hobby!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Ani still says she’s in love with him. Why??

My guess? Drugs. All the drugs. 

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I’d throw up on him. I wonder how many points that would be.

Don't know about Kyle but I personally would award you with one million points. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My guess? Drugs. All the drugs. 

No other explanation.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He's the donor with a boner!

He needs a t-shirt

The Stoner Donor with a Boner.

4 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I’d throw up on him. I wonder how many points that would be.

NO POINTS FOR YOU!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn and Aliyah are at very different stages in life. I don’t think it can work, even under the best of circumstances.

[tvrox]

Hi all!!!

[Gobi]

Oh, this couple. It must be threesome o'clock.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tifaney? TIFANEY??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Adriano had his eye on Tiffany last week. Thought she’d be good for their threesome. 

[tvrox]

Porno clay LOL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This is the outfit she chose to wear to throw some pots? Lawd have mercy. 

[OoogleEyes]

Her hair is going to get caught in the wheel. Damn, girls.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is like going to a sex shop, but in Italy, at a ceramics studio.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is straight out of Ghost 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Porno clay LOL. 

Ever watched "The Great Pottery Throwdown"? Double entendres ABOUND. It's hilarious. 

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She's throwing pots! That's a different hobby for our kids. It's ... an actual hobby!

I think that I need to put myself in time out for this. What was I thinking 🤔 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alex, Adriano couldn't give a shit about anything about you. What’s the problem?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Her hair is going to get caught in the wheel. Damn, girls.

She's going to go out like Isadora Duncan. 

Meanwhile, the pottery shop lady is tapping her foot going "Take your chitchat outside, girls. I have paying customers waiting for a shot at those wheels".

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Adriano had his eye on Tiffany last week. Thought she’d be good for their threesome. 

Tiffany is gorgeous, tbf

[Auntie Anxiety]

Team Tiffany for the win.

[Gobi]

Tell me again, what exactly does she see in him?

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

His magical dick makes everything else moot.

He must have a lot of STDs with all these threesomes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alex, Adriano couldn't give a shit about anything about you. What’s the problem?

Well, he likes banging her. 

Listen to her, at the ripe old age of thirty she's mourning her lost opportunities to marry and have children. Because she's got one foot in the grave now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeleine is pissed off because she wants to plan her outfit for the prom their wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Tell me again, what exactly does she see in him?

She loves talking about her sexay Italian boyfriend and their super sexay sexay time. she doesn't like HIM at all. 

[OoogleEyes]

I watched the Ashley Madison thing on Netflix today. It was pretty good. They never found the hacker, apparently, and AM is still in business 

This was your commercial break

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeleine doesn’t want to ruin her nails cleaning up after the last renters. And she’s doing a half-assed job of it.

[Gobi]

Get a prenup before marriage. Yeah, much better than a prenup after marriage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Luke is SO VERY proud of himself, isn't he? He keeps puffing out his chest and talking about his apartment as an "investment property", like he's some kind of financial wizard. 

His toddler Spanish is coming back, that's very reassuring. 

[tvrox]

Oh this is going to make me miss my Colombian grandmother. Sadness. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeleine: My family, here’s my walking wallet fiance, Luke.

[OoogleEyes]

They're cooking with broken arms. Awesome

I have never had a tamale. 

IKR???

Edited May 21, 2024 by OoogleEyes