S11.E09 Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang

[TattleTeeny]

42 minutes ago, snarts said:

Like Scheana's newly found OCD and her apparent distress over her friendship with Sandoval, it's a storyline and she DESPERATELY wants to be the center of all the drama...

“I really didn’t and as much as she hated me at the time, I never wanted to say like, 'Your man has made out with a, b and c, also d,'” she said, indicating to herself. 

Oh forgive me, I am being a dope! Shame on me for being a skimmer for "make" (not that it makes much of a difference in this scenario anyway). I stand by the rest of my opinions though. 

Edited April 2 by TattleTeeny

[Gharlane]

I find it interesting that she seems to have spilled the beans about Schwartz "making out" with several women, including herself. 

I just realized I haven't rewatched this ep to catch what I missed last week .  Oh well.

[Carolina Girl]

Can someone explain to me why Lala thought it important to tell Katie about something that happened 10 years ago?  Why the hell did this have any importance?  Katie is no longer married to Schwartz and she wasn't married to him when the incident occurred.  He admitted to it. 

Lala was trying to cause trouble.  Pure and simple.  It was NONE of your business bitch and your run-tell-dat was all about giving them a reason to film your uninteresting ass.  

[Gharlane]

9 minutes ago, Carolina Girl said:

Can someone explain to me why Lala thought it important to tell Katie about something that happened 10 years ago?  Why the hell did this have any importance?  Katie is no longer married to Schwartz and she wasn't married to him when the incident occurred.  He admitted to it. 

Lala was trying to cause trouble.  Pure and simple.  It was NONE of your business bitch and your run-tell-dat was all about giving them a reason to film your uninteresting ass.  

Ditto for Schwartz telling her in the first place.

[Chatty Cake]

I get why Ariana is mad at Sandoval for putting the dog in her room. I don’t understand why she left takeout on her night stand if she wasn’t in her room eating it. Put your food away! Her room has looked a mess whenever it’s been shown. That said, I would want to be out ASAP from living with a man who doesn’t take the same care of my dog that I do.

Tom Schwartz has to know that admitting to kissing a coworker even 10 years ago is going to give Katie more ammunition to keep badmouthing him. They are divorced and really shouldn’t be in each others lives. There’s no warmth, fondness or friendship. 

[Carolina Girl]

2 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Ditto for Schwartz telling her in the first place.

Ah....suddenly the pudding thinks he has a story line.....

For me, it's a toss up whether he or Brock is the most annoying and uninteresting character on the series.  Sandoval is nothing but an obviously scripted performance but at least James has some animation to him.  Schwartz seems to do nothing more than arrive places with potted plants.  

BTW, is it Sandoval's mission to go through every stupid lifestyle enhancement scam to somehow convince us all that he's working so hard on bettering himself?  Because "Dude" save your damn money - you couldn't convince me if you traveled to Tibet, prostrated yourself before the Dalai Lama and recreated  Tyrone Power's enlightenment moment from The Razor's Edge.  

[Gharlane]

Wow, so that's why Sandoval was orgasm-screaming? His so-called life coach, who looked like a DJ, must be raking in the bucks from many gullible rubes.

 

Hey, the fake sandwich shop! Wait, are they seriously going to individually bake each sandwich in a small tinfoil pan? I'm having flashbacks to the multiple food testing for S&S. "Sloppy Jo"? Tres tacky! 

 

Arianna shouldn't be leaving food sitting around if you have a dog, especially if it's something that kill it! I bet Sandoval borrowed her makeup.

 

Why are Katie and Arianna telling Lisa Vanderbucks about Schwartz "making out" with Schemer? "Sloppy Jo", Katie? Jebus. Schwartz tells Brock he gets drunk and "makes out" with people instead of facing up to Katie. 😬 Brock tells Schwartz that Katie hooked up with Max. Brock says he texted them about banging her. I cannot tell if Schwartz is surprised or happy for his friend banging someone.  Sandoval just happens to show up with Billie Dee's friend. 🙄 Arianna is nasty to her. Jebus. She needs to shut up! Wait, that's not Max at the table with Katie! I cannot tell if she's being defensive or just yanking their chain. I am guessing we will never see Katie's date again.

Edited April 3 by Gharlane

[lili45]

On 4/1/2024 at 3:17 PM, Lassus said:

Then she should point her finger towards the one who SHOULD have their mind and priorities on her.  That person is not Scheana, who she was treating like garbage most of the last 12 years.  The podcasts note this.  Tom's I'M A CUTE MANCHILD OH NO is garbage, and Katie's enabling and forgiveness is practically worse.

I will cop to a lifelong bias issue with attacking the one who your BF/GF/spouse cheated on you with more than the one who actually cheated.

Certainly true. To be fair, Katie has been hard on Schwartz though, no? They don’t show us all conversations in their entirety, but I think Katie’s been clear about Schwartz..

[lilmarysunshine]

On 3/30/2024 at 7:06 AM, ZettaK said:

Jo said she has ADHD. It's obvious. 

I still don't have too much sympathy for Lala regarding Rand's betrayal. 

I cringed at Ariana leaving food overnight in her bedroom. 

She has more than ADHD! ~ signed the overwhelming majority of people with ADHD who don't act like that

[RealHousewife]

On 3/28/2024 at 3:57 AM, JustbeingReal said:

I'm just watching for the first time now and I just find LaLa to be predatory. Everything is always about sex with her. Katie is supposed to be her bestie but she's talking that way to Schwartz smh. Secondly she is definitely dressing as she acts,which is trashy. I like Jo so far,but she does seem to be an addict or have a mental disorder. James is scared of Ally. Ally acts like she is annoyed by him. James must like women like his mama. Very rough around the edges. 

I don’t know if I’d describe her as predatory, but I did think Lala would probably be fired for all the sexual innuendo if she had a regular job. Lala and Katie have come a long way, but I definitely remember Lala saying she wished she took her top off around Schwartz more and stuff regarding her or other girls messing around with him. She’s a lot like Scheana in that I think male attention matters to her more than female friendships do. 

Speaking of Scheana, count me in on thinking it’s weird she has so many people’s locations. I get sharing your location with your significant other, a parent, or sibling for safety. But THAT many people, and she regularly checks on the locations? So odd. 

Schwartz did not respect keeping out of the friend circle and insisted Katie could be with whoever she wanted to be with, so I don’t judge her for sleeping with Max. 

I don’t live in LA, but I know how expensive it is to have a nice place there. Lala needs to back off Ariana moving out of her own house. It is none of her business for her to press the issue. Was she miss independent ever? Wasn’t it her mother and then Randall bankrolling her life until very recently? I highly doubt she’d immediately leave Randall’s place if they owned it together. I see a lot of jealousy of all the opportunities Ariana landed, and it’s sad. I’d be thrilled for my friend to thrive after going through such a betrayal. 

[ZettaK]

On 7/16/2024 at 1:16 PM, RealHousewife said:

I don’t know if I’d describe her as predatory, but I did think Lala would probably be fired for all the sexual innuendo if she had a regular job. Lala and Katie have come a long way, but I definitely remember Lala saying she wished she took her top off around Schwartz more and stuff regarding her or other girls messing around with him. She’s a lot like Scheana in that I think male attention matters to her more than female friendships do. 

Speaking of Scheana, count me in on thinking it’s weird she has so many people’s locations. I get sharing your location with your significant other, a parent, or sibling for safety. But THAT many people, and she regularly checks on the locations? So odd. 

Schwartz did not respect keeping out of the friend circle and insisted Katie could be with whoever she wanted to be with, so I don’t judge her for sleeping with Max. 

I don’t live in LA, but I know how expensive it is to have a nice place there. Lala needs to back off Ariana moving out of her own house. It is none of her business for her to press the issue. Was she miss independent ever? Wasn’t it her mother and then Randall bankrolling her life until very recently? I highly doubt she’d immediately leave Randall’s place if they owned it together. I see a lot of jealousy of all the opportunities Ariana landed, and it’s sad. I’d be thrilled for my friend to thrive after going through such a betrayal. 

Scheana tracking other people (50 people are not her friends either) is stalking behavior which would be called for what it is if she were not a minor celebrity.

[RealHousewife]

Just now, ZettaK said:

Scheana tracking other people (50 people are not her friends either) is stalking behavior which would be called for what it is if she were not a minor celebrity.

What’s really crazy to me is Scheana doesn’t get that it’s weird! I understand snooping and being curious, but home girl is shameless about it. 

[ZettaK]

20 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

What’s really crazy to me is Scheana doesn’t get that it’s weird! I understand snooping and being curious, but home girl is shameless about it. 

Yes, she thinks it's perfectly normal!

[princelina]

On 7/16/2024 at 1:16 PM, RealHousewife said:

Schwartz did not respect keeping out of the friend circle and insisted Katie could be with whoever she wanted to be with, so I don’t judge her for sleeping with Max. 

Haha I judge her for sleeping with Max, but not for that reason.  It's because we all saw him on season 8! 😖

[Carolina Girl]

On 7/17/2024 at 2:37 PM, ZettaK said:

Yes, she thinks it's perfectly normal!

Because she probably believes all these people are tracking HER to see where she is.  I'll go out on a limb and suggest that it's probably ZERO.  

[ZettaK]

9 hours ago, Carolina Girl said:

Because she probably believes all these people are tracking HER to see where she is.  I'll go out on a limb and suggest that it's probably ZERO.  

Nobody is tracking Scheana. The cast doesn't want to say on tv that her behavior is stalking behavior, and embarrass her.

[Kiki777]

In the ‘deleted scenes’ episode this past season, there is a cute scene of Allie wigging out and taking Scheana off of her location-sharing thing on her phone.