Seeking Sister Wife Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alexus (with a U) likes wine that tastes like bubblegum.

[sainte-chapelle]

If you want a mature woman then choose one you asshat

[Pepper Mostly]

She looks perfectly fine. What is his problem? He's wearing a goddamn T shirt!

[tvrox]

New girl is way too young and her skirt is way too short. 

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhh link please

Sorry screwed up. Wrist and shoulder broken. You will find it if you go to Reddit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Well it’s a little late now for multi n Dannielle…given their live chat reveal

I’m all 🦻🦻🦻🦻🦻

[CSunshine76]

Did anyone card Alexus (horrible spelling btw)? Is she even old enough for the wine tasting?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Sorry screwed up. Wrist and shoulder broken. You will find it if you go to Reddit.

How are you feeling? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

New girl is way too young and her skirt is way too short. 

But at least she's wearing panties? 

[judylo]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

How are you feeling? 

Better since the Oxy and Valium kicked in at 9 or so! Thanks for asking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky, Stephanie just wasn’t that into you and your greasy husband. Don’t take it personally.

[Shelbie]

The visit went great for Stephanie. She got away from these loons.

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's going to "open her own practice"?? Garrick is so crazy stupid it defies the imagination. 

The only "practice" she's going to open is going to focus on scamming stupid American dudes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie isn’t putting you through anything. You wouldn’t take no for an answer.

[Red Bridey]

Stephanie dumped YOU, Justin and Becky. She got there first, so don't be all self-righteous about what you're doing to HER.

[Pepper Mostly]

These two are CREEPY. 

She said not to come. Now they're sniveling about "respect"? 

And Justin is all "I'm not even going to pursue this any further. I'm OUT". Dude. She told you and your wife clearly. You don't have anything to say about it! 

[Maybeitsme]

These two are devastated 💔  but somehow I don't feel sorry for them at all

[tvrox]

These idiots just spent 24 hours (12 each way) driving to see someone who told them not to come. I don't feel sorry for them, nope. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stephanie isn’t putting you through anything. You wouldn’t take no for an answer.

I missed the last few episodes, was she the girl they met in a bar?

[For Cereals]

Is Alexis wearing skorts I hope?

[Red Bridey]

While these couples are all angst-y about their failures in finding one more person to love, I sit blissfully alone in a comfy chair with an adorable cat sleeping in my lap and I think, What fools these mortals be! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed the last few episodes, was she the girl they met in a bar?

No, this is some woman they've supposedly been in a relationship in for the last nine months. But she told them to bugger off. So naturally they drove to her house to "confront" her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed the last few episodes, was she the girl they met in a bar?

Stephanie was a woman that they were “dating” for a while and then decided she wasn’t into them or the lifestyle. So they went on a 12 hour car ride to drop in on her and try to convince her that she loves them. Hilarity ensued.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Is Alexis wearing skorts I hope?

When I was a girl in the 70's we all wore skirts that short! 

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, judylo said:

Sorry screwed up. Wrist and shoulder broken. You will find it if you go to Reddit.

I hope you finally got some meds! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Smash Rooms are elixirs for broken relationships. Kind of like axe throwing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, Jen and April are creepily grinning at Danielle, before they start working her over. 

[For Cereals]

7 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

The visit went great for Stephanie. She got away from these loons.

And a free Orange Theory membership 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

There are no guarantees in life, dear. Grow up.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, tvrox said:

These idiots just spent 24 hours (12 each way) driving to see someone who told them not to come. I don't feel sorry for them, nope. 

I’d be calling 911 if someone I broke up,with drove 12 hours and came to my home…nope

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, it makes you nervous because you don't want to do it. But she's getting serious pressure. This makes me actively uncomfortable. Its reminding me of the twin flames nonsense. 

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

While these couples are all angst-y about their failures in finding one more person to love, I sit blissfully alone in a comfy chair with an adorable cat sleeping in my lap and I think, What fools these mortals be! 

Same. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not into the peekaboo ripped top. Not enough coverage.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, it makes you nervous because you don't want to do it. But she's getting serious pressure. This makes me actively uncomfortable. Its reminding me of the twin flames nonsense. 

She is so young and likely didn’t get a lot of love in her life. The perfect victim. Poor girl

Edited April 16 by sainte-chapelle

[CSunshine76]

Does Garrick own any other shirts? Good grief man.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here's the super masculine manly man Garrick. mountain biking with his best friend. You can tell they're best friends, listen to their conversation! 
"Nice day, huh?"

"Yeah, nice day. Not too hot"

"So let me tell you where I'm sticking my dick these days" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick’s friend’s thought bubble: Can no one rid me of this troublesome twit?

[sainte-chapelle]

Garrick reminds me of Tim with the tank tops

[For Cereals]

There’s no mistaking 1 n Danielle’s top for skorts….are they shopping at Frederick’s for their day looks?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two chicks? This is who is giving Garrick advice?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Does Garrick own any other shirts? Good grief man.

Maybe that was part of god talking to him in the garage. Telling Garrick he looks good in tank tops.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go again, jealousy. The worst fault a woman can have. 

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I hope you finally got some meds! 

More frequent Oxy and a new thing for nerve pain. But they all wear off too quickly. Have to see the orthopedic doctor tomorrow for follow up xrays. Kinda scared because I have unwittingly been doing weight bearing things using my elbows and overusing the arm with a cast over the wrist.

[EtheltoTillie]

Now Ick wants to go get married in Brazil? That way he will tie her down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here we go again, jealousy. The worst fault a woman chick can have. 

FTFY

[EtheltoTillie]

I tuned in late. Just when the nick girls were tag teaming Danielle. Once again she is overwhelmed. They want to guilt her into staying.  I’m scared of those gals. It’s cultlike

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Now Ick wants to go get married in Brazil? That way he will tie her down. 

He's not taking any chances with this one

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

More frequent Oxy and a new thing for nerve pain. But they all wear off too quickly. Have to see the orthopedic doctor tomorrow for follow up xrays. Kinda scared because I have unwittingly been doing weight bearing things using my elbows and overusing the arm with a cast over the wrist.

Good luck tomorrow!! 

[For Cereals]

Alexis’ wig is a fumble

[tvrox]

"No one on one dating." "You mean my mom can't come along to chaperone?"