Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I did not need a close up on Florian

FIFY

[Eldemarge]

Sometimes I go to Linkedin and I just want everyone to shut up.

[Hotel Snarker]

BREAKING NEWS: Rishi is a pathological liar!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

Will production recruit people from the hotel lobby to be fake wedding guests?

 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Sometimes I go to Linkedin and I just want everyone to shut up.

People seem to think LinkedIn is Facebook…I don’t need your daily affirmations Brenda

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

BREAKING NEWS: Rishi is a pathological liar!!!

Sumit is his role model.

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course she does that thing where she sticks CZs in the roses. Classy!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Will production recruit people from the hotel lobby to be fake wedding guests?

Only if they’re dressed like low-budget Real Housewives.

These men really live by the Bro Code.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’d think that after being married for three years already and all those years “dating,” they’d have learned how to communicate.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Only if they’re dressed like low-budget Real Housewives.

I was just going to say that no one will be dressed fancy enough. They'll have to swell the ranks with Sharp PA's and their relatives. They'll have to provide their own wardrobe, though, to be vetted by production for sufficient tackiness. 

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder what her first wedding was like

And her second (oh that’s right, we saw it. She almost caught fire from the floor candles)

Edited April 11, 2023 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cut the tape on the bias!

[Hotel Snarker]

Papa Mike is so ready for this day to be over with so he can go recline in his chair again.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Fatema and Reina brought their boobs, I see. "Front and center" indeed.

[sainte-chapelle]

What in 90s prom night hell are they wearing?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’d think that after being married for three years already and all those years “dating,” they’d have learned how to communicate.

We know these ladies barely know how to hold a conversation...

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

BREAKING NEWS: Rishi is a pathological liar!!!

Jen is acting like he sent Randi a dick pic. 

Edited April 11, 2023 by magemaud

[MagicEyes]

Where can you buy boob tape? Asking for a friend! 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit is his role model.

Even more damning revelations this just in! It turns out Rishi actually knows the way to Sumit’s house through a secret underground passageway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

We know these ladies barely know how to hold a conversation...

They are barely capable of ordering a coffee at Starbuck's

Yes, you have the same boobs and the same ass because you got a two for one sale at the Turkish plastic surgeon.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, magemaud said:

Jen is asking like he sent Randi a dick pic. 

For all this hullabaloo, I'd want an actual dick pic.

[Baltimore Betty]

They will sing about anything.

They never have the right tool for the job.

They spent thousands at least 3 times over for those tits, why do they sag?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m no fashionista but I know what I like and Darcey’s dress isn’t it.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Jen is asking like he sent Randi a dick pic. 

“YOU BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH OTHER WYIMMIN REESHEE I JUST KNOW IT!”

Rishi text to random woman meanwhile: “Good evening my dick.”

Edited April 11, 2023 by Hotel Snarker

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord the swelling music as Stacey dons her dress! Truly a seminal moment. 

[MagicEyes]

Stacey is not one of a kind, Darcey! You are exactly the same! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Cutouts. Of course the dress has cutouts. So classy.

[sainte-chapelle]

That skirt is awful, it looks like dollar store ribbon and it doesn’t match the dress

[Frozendiva]

Ribbon is not necessary.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey better hope the wind doesn't blow, or the whole world will be her gynecologist. 

[MagicEyes]

How much did that dress cost?

[Baltimore Betty]

Seeing Stacey in her wedding dress...my emotions ran the gamut from A to B.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey’s dress is dreadful. And not in a good way. 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

"About to say I do to the man of my dreams. Who I'm not speaking to right now"

[Hotel Snarker]

HA! HA! Darcey is sweating like a defendant right now...

[OneGuy]

Darcey talking about accountability?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"About to say I do AGAIN to the man of my dreams. Who I'm not speaking to right now"

FTFY

[sainte-chapelle]

Wierd memory but that purple wayfair pillow. That is almost the exact pillow I brought to pre school for my nap time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Darcey talking about accountability?

She is an absolute stranger to irony.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[CainF]

Jesus...Barbara Gordon was a more beautiful bride when the Penguin bagged her and dumped her into a trash truck below in his efforts to force their wedding.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

So she doesn't want her dad, her kids and Zack to know she hooked up with Georgi, but she doesn't mind her dad, her kids and Zack thinking of her as Georgi's victim.

[Pepper Mostly]

My god, what those flowers must have cost. 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

We have seen Darcey act like a fool thinking that she might have sex with whomever looked in her direction but THIS is what she does not want her kids and father to know?

[Pepper Mostly]

All that money for flowers and no one got the groom a goddamn boutonniere? Even at my shoestring hippie wedding I managed those. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Reina drinking her way through the ceremony, of course.

[Pepper Mostly]

Florian obediently bares his fangs at the assembled guests.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So 20 guests? Is that the final count?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Darcey its literally one minute. Slow your goddamn roll.

[Eldemarge]

"I'll let you dick me down, but I can't hold your hand for a few seconds. Gotta take one for the team."  Shut up.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you are an adult. You can be around your ex for a few hours.