Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Frozendiva]

The twins return for more drama.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sigh. OK, against all odds, I am here. Bring on the ghoulish twins and their tatty, tacky fashion and bad plastic surgery. 

[OneGuy]

Ha!  Starcy and Dacey!

[Frozendiva]

Fresh, shiny, and odor-free thread!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Fresh, shiny, and odor-free thread!

Thanks.

[Shelbie]

No idea why I’m inflicting these “strong empowered women” on myself. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Fresh, shiny, and odor-free thread!

I love that "new thread" smell! Where's the bar?

Oh, my, aren't they just so fun and spontaneous and FUN? Gag.

[Frozendiva]

How can they afford Miami?

[Pepper Mostly]

THE SEQUINED BIKINI DEAR LORD

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love that "new thread" smell! Where's the bar?

Oh, my, aren't they just so fun and spontaneous and FUN? Gag.

Up the short flight of stairs to the lounge area by the full floor windows.

[sainte-chapelle]

Gawd Darcey needs to stop squeezing into clothes two sizes two small

[Auntie Anxiety]

Which one loses her weave first?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Help Mommy!" She sounds like Edina Monsoon. "Help Mummy, sweetie darling!"

[OneGuy]

I don't think either could have a single thought of her own.  Maybe that's just a twin thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Under no circumstances take a shot when these two harpies caterwaul "MIAMI BABY!" because you will die of alcohol poisoning with a quickness.

[judylo]

Those boobs! Especially Darcey’s …

[sainte-chapelle]

So…why did she dump Georgi? I think I am too mesmerized by how much plastic they have in their bodies.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

So…why did she dump Georgi? I think I am too mesmerized by how much plastic they have in their bodies.

She is surprisingly reticent on this subject. I bet he dumped her. 

[Frozendiva]

Is that a price tag hanging from the hat?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is surprisingly reticent on this subject. I bet he dumped her. 

Or the whole relationship was fake

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Or the whole relationship was fake

I doubt Darcey and Stacy would ever do anything fake . . .

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Or the whole relationship was fake

He asked for a raise and was written out. 

Darcey's drunk. Already. Only severe impairment would support that choice of chapeau.

[sainte-chapelle]

Calmly and maturely? I have a timeshare to sell you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey's had some more work done, on her eyes. 

[Shelbie]

Stacey’s lips are gigantic.

[Frozendiva]

Stacey and Florian are true love? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

They are FAR too old to be yacht gurls.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey is looking decidedly haggish. And still undermining her sister.  

[sainte-chapelle]

She seems to really love to rub Florian in her face doesn’t she?

[OneGuy]

Stacy has a secret?  Who would have guessed?

[sainte-chapelle]

I watched Below Deck..

who the fuck can afford to rent yachts all the time?

[Pepper Mostly]

God, every time the camera cuts to Stacey I audibly gasp. She looks like shit.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They are FAR too old to be yacht gurls.

SS Minnow.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those boobs look as droopy as Jenny’s face

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God, every time the camera cuts to Stacey I audibly gasp. She looks like shit.

They were stunning before the surgery. They still would have been stunning, just with a few more wrinkles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. The plow guy is finally here. My dog is goin to start barking in 3….2…..1 my driveway is a mess. Couldn’t get my SUV (4 wheel drive) up the incline.

Good thing this shit show is only 60 minutes.

[Frozendiva]

Why does Stacey need a vow renewal so soon?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh. The plow guy is finally here. My dog is goin to start barking in 3….2…..1 my driveway is a mess. Couldn’t get my SUV (4 wheel drive) up the incline.

Can't believe how quickly it changed (rainy all morning/early afternoon). Started snowing seriously here mid afternoon, by 5 PM it looked like a Christmas card--thick fluffy flakes, trees covered. Astonishing. And tomorrow it will be in the 40's so we'll have rivers of slush. Oh for joy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey and Stacey have gotten chubbier as the years go by.

[Frozendiva]

Melting here a little til snow and cold by Friday.

[judylo]

Both of them look distinctly alien-ish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why does Stacey need a vow renewal so soon?

Because they'll probably be divorced within the next few years. Plus, you know, TV. Apparently we're all panting to see Stacey squeeze herself into some garish, tacky stripper fairy wedding dresses. 

[Shelbie]

Darcy is going to do her best to support Stacey in her idiotic farce of a costume party masquerading as a wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, they can hardly hoist themselves up off the furniture, those tatas are throwing off their center of gravity.

[OneGuy]

They do their little dances ("spank that booty . . . ") and always look at the camera for approval.

 

[Frozendiva]

Three days of captivity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yay, Parrot Boy is back! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God, they can hardly hoist themselves up off the furniture, those tatas are throwing off their center of gravity.

Forget that pink light. They need to invest in a crane.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

They do their little dances ("spank that booty . . . ") and always look at the camera for approval.

 

Its ridiculous, they are grown women in their forties for fucks sake, and they act like tweens.

[sainte-chapelle]

Who will Florian call sneetchy this season? I agree that parrot boy is annoying

Edited January 24, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Parrot Boy flew all the way to Connecticut from Los Angeles! What a hero! 

Just another thirsty hanger on who wants to be on television.

"Hi baby! Take your pants off!"