S08.E12: November 7, 2022

[Emma Snyder]

Airs Monday November 7 at 8:00PM EST.

[phlebas]

That idiot Hayden posed with a guy in a dog suit in the credits?

Jerk.  Rambo died in like 2004, didn't he?

Edited November 8, 2022 by phlebas

[phlebas]

Important lesson here:

[Kiss my mutt]

I bet he didn’t ask a damn thing about Kate on the date. (Not that I like her either)I’m glad he got and eyeful of her and Logan kissing though his alleged money is calling her name. 

Edited November 8, 2022 by Kiss my mutt

[dizzyd]

Kate is such an exhibitionist. She just wants to be the center of all the drama. She got the notebook scene and the subsequent fuck and now the age and $ becomes a factor. I’m pretty sure this is 3 RCs in a row the women hand out roses. 

[DEL901]

Ugh.  Hayden *may* have money…not sure if I believe that…but it is Hayden and no amount of money would be worth putting up with him.  

But I do understand her hesitation at getting involved with a guy who still needs 2 roommates.  She needs to ditch them both. 

Edited November 8, 2022 by DEL901

[LakeGal]

Kate's voice annoys me.  I do not understand why she is getting so much attention.

[DEL901]

10 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I bet he didn’t ask a damn thing about Kate on the date. (Not that I like her either)I’m glad he got and eyeful of her and Logan kissing though his alleged money is calling her name. 

He was too busy letting her know he had money.  And that he would be a terrible partner since he keeps leaving the sick dog he claims to love to go on dating shows. 

[Kiss my mutt]

8 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Ugh.  Hayden *may* have money…not sure if I believe that…but it is Hayden and no amount of money would be worth putting up with him.  

But I do understand her hesitation at getting involved with a guy who still needs 2 roommates.  She needs to ditch them both. 

Yeah, I’d rather live in a swamp with a guy named bubba than go anywhere with Hayden.

Lol at Kate saying that she knows how hard it was for him to leave his dog. Total bullshit and I really hope he gets called out this. At this point I need independent verification that his dog story is even true.  

[phlebas]

JUSTIN!  JUST CALL KATIE!  All lines are now open!

[Kiss my mutt]

12 minutes ago, LakeGal said:

Kate's voice annoys me.  I do not understand why she is getting so much attention.

I know, right! What is up with that voice? It just gets my hackles up.

Eliza sure is feeling herself having two guys “fight” for her. At least Rodney can walk out of this with his good reputation intact. 

[JenE4]

Kate says, “I pursued you from the jump.” Didn’t she spend the first couple of days in Paradise making out with Jacob in the pool? I guess the movie-perfect kiss in the pouring rain trumps that. Oh, nevermind, Logan is too young and poor for her. I think Jacob was younger and poorer. Hayden has money to burn…unless he put himself $100,000 in veterinarian bill debt?!

(I’m a bit behind if you couldn’t tell.)

[dizzyd]

This whole cast sucks! I don’t like any of them. Ugh! I need to stop watching this trash. 

[phlebas]

No spoilers, but I expect there are people who will regret their ITM comments during this rose ceremony.

[DEL901]

Hilarious if Hayden doesn’t get a rose but the twins do!

[nlkm9]

7 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I know, right! What is up with that voice? It just gets my hackles up.

Eliza sure is feeling herself having two guys “fight” for her. At least Rodney can walk out of this with his good reputation intact. 

It is painful watching Rodney beg Eliza to choose him. I really dislike her,

[DEL901]

I’m not even a Logan fan, but he deserves better than Kate.  Run Logan Run!

[phlebas]

Kate was actually funny for a brief second. "I would sooner go for a woman than one of the twins."

Did I say funny?  I meant cruel. My bad.

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, phlebas said:

Kate was actually funny for a brief second. "I would sooner go for a woman than one of the twins."

Did I say funny?  I meant cruel. My bad.

Maybe she’s the new Demi. 

[Kiss my mutt]

What kind of “will you accept this rose” was that? Oh yeah, the Kate kind. Yikes, she’s just a horrible human being. 

[DEL901]

Wait…Jacob didn’t get a rose?  Shanae picked the twin?   LOL

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m glad Rodney’s heart isn’t broken…today, but it’s just delaying the inevitable.  I’m glad Justin is gone but I don’t trust Eliza. She’s young and flighty and the heartbreak will be double when it does happen. 

[nlkm9]

I’m happy for Rodney, but Justin should never have come back, and Rodney deserves better, Justin go already, how many women have you messed with here. Ugh.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Wait who was Justin's "First choice" according to Brendan, if it was not Elisa?

Eliza:  I didn't sign up for this.
(You literally did)

We finally got a glimpse of Victoria's human personality.  I loved her little speech about wanting to shake Eliza, it was so funny.

I haaaaaaaaaate Kate.  I haaaaaaaaaate Kate.  I haaaaaaaaaate Kate.  My only comfort is that the editors hate her too.  She is the worst.  Dare I say, worse than Genevieve?  I know, I'm talking crazy

48 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Kate is such an exhibitionist. She just wants to be the center of all the drama. She got the notebook scene and the subsequent fuck and now the age and $ becomes a factor. I’m pretty sure this is 3 RCs in a row the women hand out roses. 

Yes, x 4 million

Edited November 8, 2022 by Ms Blue Jay

[DEL901]

Damn Kate for making me Team Logan.  

And Michael and Danielle get Another date card?

[phlebas]

2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Wait who was Justin's "First choice" according to Brendan, if it was not Elisa?

Wasn't it Genevieve back before he met her for real?

[Ms Blue Jay]

21 minutes ago, nlkm9 said:

It is painful watching Rodney beg Eliza to choose him. I really dislike her,

Rodney tomorrow morning:  Eliza do you want to have Cheerios or Froot Loops?

Eliza:  I can't.... I just can't....... I want to leave.  I didn't... I didn't sign up for this.... I just can't........ It's not fair.  This is so hard for me.  I just can't do this.  No it will not be okay.  

Eliza 5 minutes later to the Froot Loops box:  Why didn't you tell me who to pick?  Why didn't you fight for me?  You don't even want me to eat you.  I just can't do this anymore.  I am done.

Edited November 8, 2022 by Ms Blue Jay

[Jaundiced Eye]

5 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I’m glad Rodney’s heart isn’t broken…today, but it’s just delaying the inevitable.  I’m glad Justin is gone but I don’t trust Eliza. She’s young and flighty and the heartbreak will be double when it does happen. 

Eliza has a killer body for sure, but that's all she has. She's just a spoiled, conceited, creepy little girl who needs to grow up.

[DEL901]

Go away Wells!

[Ms Blue Jay]

21 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

I’m not even a Logan fan, but he deserves better than Kate.  Run Logan Run!

yessssssssss

[Kiss my mutt]

No shade, but I don’t need to see Danielle and Michael on a date. They basically came here together, stayed here together and will leave together. I want to see couples who need more time.

[Jaundiced Eye]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Go away Wells!

All I need is the air that I breathe and to love her. Ick.

[phlebas]

I've always been a little meh on Michael, but I do like Danielle. But it would have been easier for ABC to just drag her to Ohio and leave Mexico out of it

[Jaundiced Eye]

1 minute ago, Kiss my mutt said:

No shade, but I don’t need to see Danielle and Michael on a date. They basically came here together, stayed here together and will leave together. I want to see couples who need more time.

💯 x 💯 

[Kiss my mutt]

They’re giving Wells too much air time. Lame. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Why do they act like Michael is one of the producers?

[JenE4]

Kate is a terrible person. Then again, so are Hayden and Logan. Honestly, there aren’t many people here I am rooting for. So, uh, pick whomever and be miserable together.

Okay, Rodney, Justin, and Eliza are all seemingly sweet, so I guess I can be more invested in this love triangle and be somewhat sad either way…until I forget about the existence of whichever one is sent home by the end of the episode.

But are Shenae and Flo really going to pick those young twins by default?! They might as well pick from whichever two guys get lopped off their love triangle. Oh, wait, is Alex still there?! How is no one swooping up and picking this man if Victoria doesn’t want him?

The way they’re having all of the cast members say that Eliza should pick Rodney, she’s totally going to pick Justin. Oh, I got faked out. I guess she listened to everyone. Wait, Eliza, you can’t walk Justin out until Jesse announces, gentlemen, if you did not get a rose… Oh, no. Eliza is looking like she might be pulling a Mesnick!

[DEL901]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

Why do they act like Michael is one of the producers?

I liked Brandon saying that Mom and Dad were going on a date.   There are so many ways they don’t fit in, and it isn’t just about their ages.

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

I liked Brandon saying that Mom and Dad were going on a date.   There are so many ways they don’t fit in, and it isn’t just about their ages.

It's more like the King and Queen, getting special privileges every fucking 5 seconds.  Of course they don't fit in.

[Kiss my mutt]

If nothing else, we at least got a rose ceremony. 

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

It's more like the King and Queen, getting special privileges every fucking 5 seconds.  Of course they don't fit in.

Or tptb decided to get rid of the chaperones for the day so the kids can let loose and party and self destruct.  

[dizzyd]

6 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Go away Wells!

After I endured Ashley and Jared, Wells was a piece of cake. He wasn’t super invasive plus didn’t he have a thing with Danielle pre Sarah and now they’re close friends so I can see why he’s invested in her welfare. 

[phlebas]

Speaking of words they're going to regret, there's another shoe that's about to fall on Rodney.

[Kiss my mutt]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

Or tptb decided to get rid of the chaperones for the day so the kids can let loose and party and self destruct.  

Haha! They’re like the RA’s of the island. 

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, phlebas said:

Speaking of words they're going to regret, there's another shoe that's about to fall on Rodney.

The only bright spot is that Rodney will leave with his nice guy rep in tact.  Not easy to do. 

[phlebas]

I feel awful for the undeserved kick in the daddybag Rodney is about to get. Can we start getting psych screens on these contestants?

[Kiss my mutt]

Well, Andrew, get ready for more of Rodney’s cry baby face. Gawd, this is going to be painful to watch, but he deserves so much better. I hope so much better finds him soon.  

[phlebas]

Eliza, that was a prime cut of some top-shelf, grade-A gibberish.  Impressive. 

You may go.

[dizzyd]

18 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

The only bright spot is that Rodney will leave with his nice guy rep in tact.  Not easy to do. 

Maybe they’ll still make him the Bachelor in the near future. I remember being pissed they gave Clayton the job after Michelle’s season. It takes a genuine soul like him to come out paradise with your reputation intact. He needs someone more mature than Eliza. 

Edited November 8, 2022 by dizzyd

[Jaundiced Eye]

Did Eliza (ugh) know Justin before Paradise? I can't believe she's so over the top based on just one date.