S08.E07: October 18, 2022

[Emma Snyder]

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The women pack their bags and prepare for an uncertain future; five new beach babes dive right in to get to know the men; a wet-and-wild pool party kicks off the first night at the beach.

Airs Tuesday October 18 at 8:00PM EDT.

[dizzyd]

Jill and Gen are Uber ridiculous with their meltdown. The others at least are coherent. Tyler is looking hotter than he did last season, paradise suits him. 

Look how morose they look going into the resort from Gabby and Rachel’s season. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Time to turn those frowns upside down, ladies! 

[DEL901]

Does no one of eithe4 gender suspect that the women may be meeting new men?   Of course, the men have the roses this week, so the power has gone to their heads, especially Logan.  

[JenE4]

I’ve never seen a group look more miserable walking into a luxury suite. There’s air-conditioning—and no crabs in your bedroom! These are the same girls who whoop and holler when they’re going to “exotic locales” such as Iowa (okay, that was back in Chris Soules’ day but trying to remember an example of a bad location). They look like they’re walking to their execution.

[Diana Berry]

Where is Michael and his gal?  Did the producers give them a pass on these shenanigans?or did they balk and not what to be involved in it?  Curious 

[DEL901]

OMG.  Enough with the crying.  Bring on the new guys!

[JenE4]

Jacob is swallowing this woman whole! Could you imagine if they showed Jill this footage a la Temptation Island? (Hey, if they’re ripping off Love Island, you might as well double down and steal the best parts of all of the comparable shows.) 

[dizzyd]

No molestar and the accompanying scream was disturbing, pun intended. 

I hope the new guys show up today and don’t make us wait till next week. I can’t handle 2 more hours of morbidity. 

Johnny must really like Victoria, he’s not engaging with the new gals. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Well that was quick. That girl making out with Jacob who said she’d literally ride a crab into the sea before she left without a rose is 1) confused about the word literally and 2) Will basically do anything to stay. 
Yikes, I don’t want to see how Jill reacts when she sees, that yes, they did cut to him deep throating another girl. 

[dizzyd]

lol the daters are back, can’t wait to see this. 

[DEL901]

So are Michael and Daniele going to think they are in the Twilight Zone with all the women replaced?

[JenE4]

Lace: They walk in looking all pretty and we look like—

Victoria (maybe): Wet dogs?

Lace: Yeah, wet dogs. Literally!

Me: If you want to call yourself a bitch, Lace, you said it.

I guess maybe Danielle is going to stay because she’s also new to the resort.

[DEL901]

…and suddenly, alls right with the world…

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

…and suddenly, alls right with the world…

They forgot about their “fiancés” real fast! They went from bawling to twerking in a snap.

[DEL901]

Just now, JenE4 said:

They forgot about their “fiancés” real fast! They went from bawling to twerking in a snap.

Jill said “out of sight, out of mind” regarding the men.  For the women, I guess it is “out with the old and in with the new”.

[Shorty186]

So all 26 are going to be reunited before the next rose ceremony, right? They've gotta explore the potential drama with the new girls and new guys meeting.

[phlebas]

well that crying stopped in a hurry

[Jaundiced Eye]

Have we seen Tyler shirtless before? I never expected to see him so pumped up.

[dizzyd]

Aww Andrew! 1st there was Terri and then Brittany just dropping him. He’s a faithful guy who needs a faithful girl, but jessenia is not it, she’s just having fun. 

[Shorty186]

4 minutes ago, Jaundiced Eye said:

Have we seen Tyler shirtless before? I never expected to see him so pumped up.

I feel like Tyler's head and body don't really go together. He's got such a cute, boyish face and then BAM - Hello muscles and tattoos.

I feel bad for Andrew. I thought he was such a nice guy on Katie's season and he actually is. 

[DEL901]

Oooooh, Brittany is pissed Shanae chose Tyler.  

[phlebas]

There are two people in the world who want to kiss Jacob?

[SouthernChick]

34 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Johnny must really like Victoria, he’s not engaging with the new gals. 

Neither is Brandon.

[Jaundiced Eye]

1 minute ago, phlebas said:

There are two people in the world who want to kiss Jacob?

I'm having PTSD just watching Jacob. He has a maw like a moray eel. Shhuddder!

[JenE4]

Shanae says, “I need to be selfish for once.” For once!!

[DEL901]

Is it only Logan and Jacob engaging with the new women?

eta.  I forgot that Rodney is testing the waters too.  

Edited October 19, 2022 by DEL901

[dizzyd]

Is “mowing this over” the new way to say it?

[phlebas]

Let me help you out, Logan -- right now Shanae is making out with a muscle dude and trying to remember what your name is.  Might as well go find a girl to beg.

[nlkm9]

I hate watching Brittany kiss, it’s really gross!

[dizzyd]

5 minutes ago, phlebas said:

Let me help you out, Logan -- right now Shanae is making out with a muscle dude and trying to remember what your name is.  Might as well go find a girl to beg.

The guys have the pick this round so I don’t think he has to beg yet. Shanae picked Tyler for the date but I don’t think he’s that into her compared to Brittany. And I think Logan prefers her to Sara as well. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by dizzyd

[DEL901]

5 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

The guys have the pick this round. Shanae picked Tyler for the date but I don’t think he’s that into her compared to Brittany. And I think Logan prefers her to Sara as well. 

Agree about Tyler…but I think Logan prefers whichever girl is into him,but he definitely prefers Shanae…right now.  But he also liked Rachel first too.  
 

And this twist is a dud.  The new guys are bored, and the old guys are having more fun with each other than the new women. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by DEL901

[Ms Blue Jay]

Adam's hot!

Imagine being Genevieve's child? That look of pissed off disapproval on her face for your entire life?

[JenE4]

Why are the old girls not talking to the new guys—especially since they all think they’re going to get dumped?

The one exception being Shanae who is now saying she’s “more connected to Tyler than I ever felt with Logan.” She said the exact same thing replacing the sentence with Logan/James and James/Logan depending on the minute of the day.

[Stats Queen]

I feel so bad for the new guys. The women could at least talk to the men and be mature adults….

[DEL901]

Can’t wait until they all reunite and the old guys realize that there were new guys. (Not a spoiler, but you 100% know the producers wouldn’t pass up the chance for the extra drama. )

Way to read the room. Jill.  You just made me feel bad for Shanae.  

[Ms Blue Jay]

Jill is getting Fatal Attraction-y.

The guys watching Tarzan make out is gross.

Andrew continues to be extremely unlucky in love.

Why does Michael get so much goddamn special treatment on this show?

[phlebas]

Jill would be on the podium if there were a C*ck-Blocking Olympics

[JenE4]

Yay, Andrew! Ooh, Shanae’s like I see your clothed shower kiss, and I raise you one trip to the boom boom room. Jill chooses now to step away from crying over her crystals in bed?!

[dizzyd]

Lace’s spiders have their own zip code. They’re humongous, they’re tarantulas. 

[JenE4]

Rodney, you are not “caught between two amazing people.” Eliza? Yes, she is a living doll, a total sweetheart! Lock her down! But Lace?!? She is a monster. Lose her number…not that you got it yet. This is not a difficult decision!

[Kiss my mutt]

Lace is not the kind you bring home to mama. I can’t even take her seriously with those hideous, heavy lashes. 

[DEL901]

Well, at least this time Lace won’t have a tattoo she will need to get removed (remember the Grace tattoo, symbolizing Grant and Lace that they both got?)

Edited October 19, 2022 by DEL901

[Jaundiced Eye]

So, Lace is free to just hop in the car and drop by the beach? I call producer interference to ramp up the drama.

[JenE4]

How the hell is Lace able to go see Rodney to try to get him back when all of these women (except Shanae) have been crying and chomping at the bit to force their men back to their side? Oh, yeah, cause Rodney is currently on a date with his new dream girl. This will be a good cliffhanger for next week. I hope there aren’t steak knives on that dinner table!

[dizzyd]

I was expecting Wells to have Lace storytime. But I think we’ll have to wait for the showdown. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by dizzyd

[DEL901]

Lace looks like she is having a breakdown. This is not fun to watch. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

IS JILL SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT AM I WATCHING

[DEL901]

Someone should have intercepted Rodney and given him a heads up m

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

Someone should have intercepted Rodney and given him a heads up m

I bet the producers did let them. 
Lace is psycho