ulkis February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Sonny. Doube date with Milo and Epiphany or Diane and Max? Link to comment
Tiger February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Max & Diane. Would you rather throw a bucket of red paint on Helena while she's wearing white fur, or watch a somehow still alive Foster maul Fluke? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Foster! Yaaaas! Even better if it's Zombie Foster demanding revenge for Luke being a dick to Lucky. Still a better storyline than what Ron has planned. You are planning the Nurse's Ball. Your choices for musical acts are Sonny, Julian, and Ava singing NWA "Gangsta, Gangsta" or Carly, Liz, and Sam singing "Lady Marmalade". What do you pick? Link to comment
Tiger February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Sonny, Julian, and Ava singing NWA "Gangsta, Gangsta" I actually really want to see this. Would you rather work as a goon for Helena, or as a bartender for Carly? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Bartender for Carly. Would you rather watch Jasam reunite and use the figurines/happy meal toys as sex toys OR watch Sonny and Carly get freaky in a Burger King bathroom*? Blindness is not an option. * A bright shiny dime if you get the reference Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Oh God. Um.....JaSam reunite and defile the toys. Billy Miller and KeMo are pretty. You're a victim of Fluke. Your choices are be on the Haunted Star with The Who Is AJ Quartermaine Party for People Who Can't Do Memorials So Good, Trapped in the Basement, or A Night on Spoon Island. So you have Sonny, Nathan, and Nikolas as your saviors. Who would you rather? Have a blast. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Ah, The Digital Underground. And how fitting - "They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me..." I guess I would choose Nathan as my savior. Picking one of the other two would likely mean they'd try to sleep with me. Would you rather Be in a WTD SL with Liz Or Be in a triangle with Sonny? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Never pick Sonny. I'll be with Liz in a story. Hmmph so you're pregnant Liz? Any bitch in heat can so that. Carly logic. You have to read a self help book for um reasons. Your choices are "Where's My Pepperoni? How to Love and Love Again" by Sonny Corinthos or "I Have To Save My Dead Friend, I'm Kidnapped and in Danger, and I Have PTSD: Lies My Ex Wife Told Me" by Dr. Patrick Drake. Who's book would you rather read? Link to comment
OnceSane February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Patrick's. I fear Sonny's book would have more spelling errors than the Twilight series. Oh and DG were the shit! I saw them in concert once years ago. :) Would you rather let Sonny give you a prostate exam or let Carly make out with you moments after she and Sonny defiled Michael's couch? Link to comment
Tiger February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 (edited) Jesus, who knows where Carly's mouth and Sonny's hands have been. I guess I'd let Sonny give me a prostate exam because at least I'd be sedated for it. Your a family court judge in Port Charles. Would you rather award custody of a child to a recently pardoned convicted murderer and notorious mobster who can't enunciate or find towels in his own home, or an unemployed know-it-all mooch who banged brothers? Edited February 7, 2015 by Tiger 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 The mooch! At least the child will learn enterprising and people skills. Plus, I'm sure the mooch can find the towels. You're a lawyer. You get to take on one pro bono case. Is it the loveable floppy haired jobless guy in a custody case whom you suspect is the real father (you can use the alleged father's work and crimes against him) or the divorce of a mentally ill woman from her doctor husband who cheated on her while she was in a coma and before? Link to comment
Cattitude February 7, 2015 Author Share February 7, 2015 (edited) Help Nina divorce Silas b/c I like Nina and Franco. Would you rather Sonny have custody of Avery but be required to have either Julian or Michael live with him and raise her together? Edited February 7, 2015 by Cattitude Link to comment
OnceSane February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Help Nina divorce Silas b/c I like Nina and Franco. Would you rather Sonny have custody of Avery but be required to have either Julian or Michael live with him and raise her together? You only gave one option… Link to comment
Cattitude February 7, 2015 Author Share February 7, 2015 You only gave one option… Sorry it wasn't clear the options are either Julian or Michael. Sonny has Avery but who would you want him to be stuck raising her with. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Oh wait I get it. Cattitude is asking if we want Sonny and Jules or Sonny and SLS raising GirlChild Pt 2..... OnceSane is pointing out that Sonny raises no GirlChild so technically there's no option. In light of that, I will have to choose Micheal. Stupid Little Shit can drop GirlChild off with Monica like all the others with Q Spawn. Sonny will never find her. Micheal will just say she's with the towels. Now. Imagine you are Avery. Who would you want raising you? Your options are the nice, floppy haired bartender and the girl with the funny face or the greasy old man and his yelly blonde friend. Link to comment
Tiger February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 (edited) Would you rather see Helena or Carly in prison orange? Edited February 7, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
OnceSane February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 Sorry it wasn't clear the options are either Julian or Michael. Sonny has Avery but who would you want him to be stuck raising her with. Ohh! I'm an idiot. LOL Would you rather see Helena in prison orange, or Luke in a bodybag? Luke in a body bag. Who would you rather see pushed off a parapet to their death: Sonny, Luke, Kiki, or Carly? Link to comment
Tiger February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 (edited) Luke in a body bag. Who would you rather see pushed off a parapet to their death: Sonny, Luke, Kiki, or Carly? Lewq, a thousand times Lewq!You're the new Executive Producer of GH and ABC has given you a choice of two headwriters. Would you rather hire Maria Arena Bell, or Jean Passante? Edited February 7, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Cattitude February 7, 2015 Author Share February 7, 2015 (edited) eekk! I guess MAB b/c I countinued to watch Y&R under her sadly Passante ran me away:( Would you rather be the 3rd in a threesome with Carrrloss and Johnny or Brad and Lucas? Edited February 7, 2015 by Cattitude Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 (edited) Carlos and Johnny. Would you rather Be the governor who pardoned Sonny, but then you're summarily assassinated Or Be Sonny's next victim.....er....love interest? Edited February 7, 2015 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 I'd rather be dead. I'll be the Governor. My reason? Temporary insanity by overexposure to Orange Glow. You're a supervillain. Who is first on your hit list- Sonny, Michael, or Liz? Link to comment
OnceSane February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 Sonny. Always Sonny. You have an overdue library book (think three years overdue), who would you rather have as the librarian chewing you out: Dr. O or Helena? Link to comment
Chanandler February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 Dr. O. She hasn't been very murderous lately and I think Helena would totally consider a way overdue library book a killing offense. Would you rather have the Fluke story end on the very next episode of GH or the power to eliminate 3 characters of your choice, never to be seen or heard of again? Link to comment
Tiger February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 I'll eliminate three characters: Franco, Nina, and Lewq. Would you rather the mother of Carly's first grandchild be Ava or Brenda? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 Oh, wow, talk about an embarrassment of riches.Would I want Carly's head to just blow up or to blow up, then collapse in on itself? I'll take Option B, Alex, B as in Brenda. Would you rather be a family therapist in Port Charles and have to deal with the Corinthii on a full-time basis Or Be a child psychologist and have Spencer as your main client? 1 Link to comment
Tiger February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 No amount of money is worth dealing with Spencer. Plus, I find the Corinthii mildly amusing. Ron has decided to do a 'ripped from the headlines' story and have a Port Charles resident become transgender. Would you rather see Sonny become Sonya, or Luke become Lucinda? Link to comment
Aprilshowers February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 I'd say Lucinda but Luke is annoying me way more than Sonny these days so Sonya it is. Piggybacking that question would you rather Sonya and Carly Or Lucinda and Tracy? Link to comment
Tiger February 10, 2015 Share February 10, 2015 Tracy has suffered enough. Bring on Carly & Sonya. Would you rather explain brainwashing & mind control to Nathan, or how to feed & change a baby to Morgan? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 10, 2015 Share February 10, 2015 I'd teach Morgan child rearing and such. One Corinthos must learn, as they are populating way too much. It's how we know Micheal is a Quartermaine. Amount of kids- 0. It's the Daytime Emmys. Kanye West has chosen to interrupt one acceptance speech a'la um yeah you know. Would you rather TG's blathering as he accepts Best Lead Actor and explains the Fluke story, Ron accepting GH as Best Show, or KA accepting Best Younger Leading Actress? Link to comment
Cattitude February 11, 2015 Author Share February 11, 2015 Please oh Please can Kanye say "yo TG you SUCK!" Would you rather be stuck in a jail cell listening to LUCAS LORENZO SPENCER blather on and on or in a room with LSD Franco "trippin'"? Link to comment
Tiger February 11, 2015 Share February 11, 2015 Would you rather be stuck in a jail cell listening to LUCAS LORENZO SPENCER blather on and on or in a room with LSD Franco "trippin'"? Listen to LUCAS . . . LORENZO . . . SPENCER!!! At least I can laugh at Lewq. I just can't with Franco. Would you rather Olivia be pregnant with Ned or Julian's baby? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 11, 2015 Share February 11, 2015 Ned's because at least one kid might have stable parents and oh look not a mob baby nor a rape baby nor an embryo baby. You have a magical genie lamp. You can erase one terrible story. Is it Fluke, Jason Morgan and Sonny are Teh Mafia Superheroes, or Carly actually died um you know that time? Link to comment
Chanandler February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Jason Morgan and Sonny are Teh Mafia Superheroes. That twisted worldview wrecked and continues to damage this show. Who would you rather be the one to walk in on Michael and Brenda sexing it up - Carly or Sonny? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Sonny. I want to see him cry. You can pick one character for New Jason to hate. Is it Sonny, Carly, or Patrick? Link to comment
Tiger February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Carly, a thousand times Carly. Would you rather arrest Maxie for aiding a fugitive, or Lulu for assaulting an officer of the court? Link to comment
OnceSane February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Lulu. Would you rather be Avery or be Morgan? Link to comment
Tiger February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Avery; I'm pretty sure at 3 months old she is already has more book and smarts than 20-something Morgan. Would you rather represent Kiki or Sonny in the custody trial? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Oh God I'll take Kiki. It will be easy as hell. I'll do a freaking PowerPoint, music video, and all kinds of shit. You can only slap one character - Lulu or Fluke? Link to comment
Tiger February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Fluke. You've been asked to assemble a team of Port Charles residents to play in a basketball game for NBA All-Star weekend. Would you rather assemble a team consisting of: A) Nathan, Dante, Kiki Helena & Luke Or B) Morgan, Michael, Spencer, Franco & Nina Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 B. Why? Because Luke and Helena will break and die at any activity. Nathan won't let the henchmen play for them. And Dante can't win a game by himself. Plus, you know Nina is going to do something. You can recast one character. .....is it Kassie DePaiva as Nina, Josh Duhmel as AJ, or a random prime time star as Sonny? Link to comment
Tiger February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Kassie as recast Nina. It gets The Staff off this show, and saves Kassie from her awful story on Days. Would you rather see "Fifty Shades of Grey" with Alexis or Olivia? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Olivia because it would be the funniest stuff ever. Who's your choice as Christian Grey..... Ned or Sonny? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 Is that sarcasm? That must be sarcasm. Also, I would pick Ned. Who would be your choice as Anastasia Steele, Carly or LooLoo? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 Carly. Because the irony makes me giggle. You won a prize. A character from GH will be reading a book to you, tucking you in, and kissing you good night. Is it Sonny Corinthos reading Jane Eyre, Franco reading Wuthering Heights, or Fluke reading The Complete Series of Twilight? Link to comment
Francie February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Sonny and Jane Eyre. I hate to imagine Franco's interpretation of Heathcliff, and Flue and Twilight is a double gut punch. You can end one only one storyline next week. The other will last indefinitely. Do you end Nina and Franco's adventures in the Snake Pit, or the mystery of Fluke? 1 Link to comment
Tiger February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Fluke. My brain has apparently been protecting me lately because I'm only aware of Freaks being in an episode when I read so here. Would you rather see Cesar Faison or Ryan Chamberlain host an episode of "Saturday Night Live"? Link to comment
OnceSane February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Cesar Faison, if we're lucky, Christopher Walken will do a walk-on for total awesomeness. Would you rather see Back!From!The!Dead!Emily as COS, or Franco on an endless acid trip? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Franco and The Endless Acid Trip. I'm not giving into TC's demands. Who would you rather see dance in the next Sia video- Fluke, Morgan, or Duke? Link to comment
Francie February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 (edited) Would you rather see Cesar Faison or Ryan Chamberlain host an episode of "Saturday Night Live"? Just cutting in to ask, at the end of the episode, can Faison shout, "I did it for you, Anna!" BTW, I would have picked Faison, so long as he still had his single-minded Anna obsession. The Ward Cleaver version we saw on the docks? Pass. At least Ryan Chamberlain might actually kill a cast member, and thereby thin the too big herd. Who would you rather see dance in the next Sia video- Fluke, Morgan, or Duke? Morgan. The other two can barely move. You're Robin. You can bring people back from the dead. Bad news: You can only choose NL's Emily or ALW's Courtney to bring back. Obvious dilemma: Do you commit suicide by hanging or cyanide? Ok, fine, you decide to live. Do you bring back NL or ALW? Edited February 16, 2015 by Francie 3 Link to comment
Tiger February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Quatermaine > Corinthos. NL no question. Would you rather watch (and you have to watch) Michelle Stafford or Nicholas Bechtel guest-host The View? Link to comment
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