SlovakPrincess January 5, 2015 Share January 5, 2015 (edited) Ha ha ha ha! Both those idiots would forget to get someone else out of trouble, getting distracted by their own issues. Carly. I guess. Sonny would send Shawn and then I'd get shot. Since it's inevitable with these writers, which villain do you want coming back from the dead next: Mikkos Cassadine (you know it's gonna happen) or crazy Olivia Jerome (now that that family has made an inexplicable comeback - sorry, not a fan of these people)? Edited January 5, 2015 by SlovakPrincess Link to comment
Tiger January 5, 2015 Share January 5, 2015 Ill take Olivia Jerome because Frank would probably bring back Tonja Walker. Would you rather listen to Dr. O read the Christmas Story, or Fluke sing at the Nurse's Ball? Link to comment
Aprilshowers January 9, 2015 Share January 9, 2015 (edited) I'd rather the grim reaper thanks Would you rather Nina be redeemed and stay on canvas Or Vanished from PC forever never to be spoken of again Edited because of is close to off and not close to on Edited January 9, 2015 by Aprilshowers Link to comment
tvgoddess January 10, 2015 Share January 10, 2015 Nina can never be redeemed for me. Plus The Staff must go. Would you rather walk down memory lane with Bobbie or be interrogated by Sam? Link to comment
Tiger January 10, 2015 Share January 10, 2015 Interrogated by Sam, so that when she inevitably cited Spencer as her source I could do my maniacal villain laugh. Would you rather paint all the walls in your home gray, or have Faison's hair"cut"? 2 Link to comment
Cattitude January 10, 2015 Author Share January 10, 2015 Have Faison's haircut, b/c my hair may or maynot look like that sometimes in the morning already. Would you rather have to fight off a prison "comb" attack or fight off Carly leaching onto your problems? 1 Link to comment
Tiger January 10, 2015 Share January 10, 2015 Fight off Carly. I dont look good in stripes or orange. Would you rather be blackmailed or brainwashed by Helena? 1 Link to comment
OnceSane January 10, 2015 Share January 10, 2015 Blackmailed, that way Carly isn't all up on my jock. Would you rather see Kiki die via Chandy after singing live at the NB, or die when Crane slips on Cake and lands on her after she sees Michael and Rosalie in bed again?? Link to comment
Tiger January 10, 2015 Share January 10, 2015 (edited) [Watch] Kiki die when Crane slips on Cake and lands on her after she sees Michael and Rosalie in bed again That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever read. Marry me? Would you rather talk about who you had sex with on NYE with your mother, or call your ex who is also your half-brothers' fathers' wife about her deceased brother? Edited January 10, 2015 by Tiger 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 .......... call my ex ? Because nothing will make me discuss sex with my mother...... (Btw Tiger...... how can one named Tiger look bad in stripes or orange?!) Anyway...... Would you rather...... Have to be under weird employment to a creepy super rich old lady who never dies and always wears suits and will probably kill you /have you killed or the guy you are banging.... Or be working for a strange blonde with decent fashion sense, no boundaries, who will barge into your room/home/life, tell you about um everything ever, and interrupt you while you try to sleep with her hot, rich son that won't talk to her...... 1 Link to comment
Tiger January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Helena bc she probably offers better dental. Would you rather go to the batting cages with Luke, or play strip poker with Kiki? Link to comment
Cattitude January 15, 2015 Author Share January 15, 2015 Batting with Luke no question maybe I could accidentally bash his head in...oops! Would you rather be a psychiatrist who's office is grandcentral station for everyone else's business or run for Mayor and have it be about everyone else BUT you? Link to comment
OnceSane January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Run for mayor, I don't have time for allllll those problems. Would you rather sleep with Luke or be Carly's new bestie? Link to comment
Aprilshowers January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Sleep with Luke, at least he isn't as fickle as Miss Carly Would you rather Endure endless Naxie montages without a break Or Suffer through characters acting brain-dead with this insufferable Fluke saga? Link to comment
Tiger January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Nadine montages. At least there's eye candy. Would you rather be a guest on Nancy Lee Grahn's talk show, or have dinner with Ron Carlivati? Link to comment
OnceSane January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Can I use the dinner as an opportunity to replace Ron with Fake!Ron (this one writes 'll the story beats and isn't a petty punk)? If not, I choose NLG's show…at least I'll have some laughs. Would you rather eat a bucket of dirt (worms, if present, included) or compliment Ron on his writing? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 I'll compliment Ron, as I've seen Mean Girls a million times and Ron is dumb. I can Regina George my way out of it. Would you rather...... Be stuck as a CI for the fired police commissioner, but have to report to a detective who's very concerned with his wife's social life and one who's too slow to not leave the hallway to speak about you in front of the new police commissioner...... Or be working for the mob,where your boss might be a zombie cat, your co worker is a one night stand you can't shake, and everyone thinks you're a drug dealer.... 1 Link to comment
SlovakPrincess January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Wait, aren't both of those Jordan? Lol. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Yes. You get to be Jordan who works with Anna or Jordan who works with ShawnDukeMeow. Choose your own adventure. Link to comment
Tiger January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Jordan working for Anna. Would you rather be Fluke's prisoner in the Spencer basement, or be Spencer's bitch/driver? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Ew. Just ... on all counts, ew. Spencer's driver, I guess. Better chance of potty breaks. Would you rather snap Helena in two over your knee like a twig or run over Franco with a bus? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 When death is on the line, Franco is always the right answer. Would you rather... Be Spencer and always having to deal with your father moving random women into your home Or Be Emma and always be at a sleepover because your father is running around with his adventure buddy? Link to comment
Tiger January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Sleepovers. Would you rather Kiki be crushed to death by a giant falling letter, or drowned in the harbor? Link to comment
Cattitude January 16, 2015 Author Share January 16, 2015 Crushed to death b/c harbor deaths in PC aren't forever. Would you rather have a secret so bad you'd do anything to keep it or be mind controlled with no memory of what's happening? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Be mind-controlled. By Port Charles logic, that gives me an out. Would you rather Have SWMBNM come back from the dead Or Have Umily show up alive? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Umily because we don't need Hulkamania, brother. At least Umily gives us hope for AJ. Would you rather revive James Franco or Steve Burton, but you have to keep the actors currently playing their roles? Link to comment
OnceSane January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 I'll take Umily. Hate them both (at least NL's version of Emily), but she's not as bad as SWMNBN. Oops! Posted at the same time. I'll take Burton, Franco should not exist under any circumstance. Plus, then BM can play Lucky instead. So, you're gonna die, but you will live if so someone can do something at which they suck. Would you rather depend on Shawn to actually hit his target, or Sonny to not bang the newest non-jailbait chick in town? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 I'd rely on Shawn. I don't need to explain why. Dr. O is about to throw you off of a parapet. Who do you want to break your fall - Spencer or Franco? Link to comment
Tiger January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Franco. And by break my fall, I hope you mean break his neck killing him instantly. At least Spencer is techronically a kid. Franco is a grown ass man. Would you rather play pool with Morgan, or go see a movie with Joss? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Play pool with Morgan. Would you rather work eight hours with Morgan or four hours as Carly's therapist? Link to comment
Cattitude January 17, 2015 Author Share January 17, 2015 Work with Morgan, b/c I assume "work" is code for napping on a couch right? Would you rather have Fluke put a hit out on you or Helena sig "soldier boy" on you? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Fluke put out a hit because obviously I will live. Would you rather have Kiki be your daughter or have Nina be your sister? Link to comment
Tiger January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Nina as sister. Kiki is only the answer when the option is death. Would you rather listen to Soulja Boy's song "Crank That" on repeat for 1 hour, or listen to Helena list the wonders of her Soldier Boy for 1 hour? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Oh "Crank That" . I'll do the dance too. Would you rather be Lucas and have Carly as the sister who came out of no where and ruined your father (but the mob guy is your bio dad)..... Or be Micheal and have Carly as the mother you cut off that covered up your bio dad's murder (the mob guy is not your bio dad). As Micheal you did date Kiki, but you dumped her. But you must deal with Fluke. As Lucas you see Kiki as Morgan's annoying friend, but you have to defend Carly. Choose wisely. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 If 'deal with Fluke' means I get to kill him, I'll choose the former option. I may not like Michael, but I will never defend Carly. Ever. Would you rather... Have Dante's Sonic The Hedgehog hair or Franco's The Adventures of Link's? Link to comment
LeftPhalange January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 Dante's hair. You didn't say I couldn't wear a hat. :p Would you rather have unprotected sex (while not being on birth control, if applicable) with Liz or Sonny? Link to comment
Tiger January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 Liz. None of her kids has ever been shot or blown up. Yeah Jake died, but that's all on Lewq. Would you rather dig up a grave in the middle of winter in upstate N.Y., or have a one-on-one conversation with Kiki about relationships? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 (edited) Hand me a shovel. Would you rather... Go to a Tarantino festival with Spinelli Or Watch chick flicks with Carly? Edited January 26, 2015 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
Tiger January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 Chick flicks with Carly. At least she uses actual words when she speaks. Would you rather be the dry cleaner who ruined one of Helena's Chanel Suits, or be the bartender at the clinic party? Link to comment
OnceSane January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 The bartender, better chance of a quick death. Helena would make it slow and painful for fucking up her suit. Would you rather be Franco or marry Sonny? Link to comment
ulkis January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 marry Sonny. Once he marries me Sonny will forget about me. Would you rather: listen to Spencer talk for an hour Or stare into Dylan Cash's Michael's eyes for an hour? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 I'm not so sure about that. He hasn't forgotten Carly yet, and he's married her more than once. I'd rather listen to Spencer talk. Staring into Chucky's eyes would be like going into the deadlights. Would you rather: have to explain to Sonny (without using pictures) how to find the towels in his own house Or Have to convince Jakeson that he should be trying to discover who he really is instead of hanging around Liz and/or Carly all the time. Link to comment
ulkis January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 He's forgotten her for years at a time though! That's good enough for me. And part of the reason Sonny still bothers is she keeps bringing herself to his attention. Link to comment
Aprilshowers January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 Oh lord Spencer but it pains me so Would you rather Fluke mess just ends no explanation, no one speaks of it again Or Kiki is suddenly gone no explanation and is basically forgotten Link to comment
Tiger January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 (edited) After all this time I need some sort of explanation for this Fluke shit. Kiki lifts rights out! Would you rather have a tea party with Dewq, or listen to Sam talk about the Dragon & the Phoenix? Edited January 26, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 26, 2015 Share January 26, 2015 Tea party. I'm positive there's drugs in there. Would you rather play bat with Fluke or find out what is causing that smell in the basement? Link to comment
Tiger January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 Find source of smell in basement. Would you rather have Lewq as your father-in-law, or Kiki as your sister-in-law? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 Kiki as my sister in law. I'll feel superior in every way. Would you rather be trapped in the basement with Fluke/Luke/whatever..... Or be at Knotty Pine with Nina and Heather playing battleship? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 In the Bubble Of Crazy. There's no stench there, most likely. Would you rather have to change Ben's diaper or Duke's? Link to comment
magnolia11 January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 I just spit out my coffee at that one! I'll take the wee Rocco. Would you rather be forced to have a conjugal visit at Pentonville with Franco or Sonny? Link to comment
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